Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
Minnesota Person: Oh I see it's not -30 or 100 so dis must be one of them Spring daays I hear abooot. Yah fur sur.
Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
California Person: Oh great, more fog.
Australian Person: Fuck, mate, when did we get to Melbourne?
Georgia Person: I swear it was 80 degrees like...two seconds ago.
German or French Person: WHAT THE FUCK 64 DEGREES OH MY GOD WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE WHAT IS THIS HELL ON EARTH oh wait do you mean Fahrenheit
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