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// S H E ’ S A M E R I C A N // L O V E

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THE SIGNS AS TEXTS IVE RECEIVED

aries: oh my god, do not be an arse

taurus: [cock screams] [cock screams intensify]

gemini: god can’t help you your to far gone

cancer: i’m not crying right now, i just have so much adrenaline

leo: yeah i’m 18, old enough to be a porn star (and sexy enough too)

virgo: i am eating a slice of cold pizza and if you don’t get here by the time i’m done eating it i’m locking the doors and going to bed

libra: ily omg why were you up at 4 in the morning

scorpio: just had an amazing convo about hot dads

sagittarius: so i fell asleep in my 10 am class and woke up at 2 […] with a different professor in a different lecture

capricorn: it’s a good video i got 102 likes on instagram for it

aquarius: when you’re not drunk i’ll tell you all about it. i try not to impart life lessons upon ye who are most ingloriously hammered.

pisces: *twirls away from rejection*

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The signs as things my Scorpio friend has texted me

(Scorpio friend: Prince-of-insomnia)

Aries: I've literally like had crushes for like two days and then dropped them

Taurus: טאָכעס טאָכעס טאָכעס טיטטיעס טאָכעס טאָכעס אַזוי פילע (use google translate)

Gemini: Everyone trusts me with secrets even like people I hate and I still remember them all and I could destroy their lives because of them

Cancer: My pad is fucking stabbing me and all I wanted to do was take a nap I fucking

Leo: Go shower you gross gremlin

Virgo: I listen too hard when people are talking to me and then when people aren't talking to me I kinda like sit there awkwardly like wanting to be talked to

Libra: I'll just go on Daddy on Tumblr for that shit

Scorpio: Holy shit I just remembered a kid in my class is a furry

Sagittarius: Some random kid on my bus told me a secret like I don't care

Capricorn: idk what I want (for her birthday) better drawing skills??? idk

Aquarius: I haven't had any tests but I probably will cheat

Pisces: I'm so puzzled at myself wtf

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me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

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no offense but what the fuck am i doing

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Zodiac Sign Negative Stereotypes

Aries: Insensitive jackass who becomes even more of a jackass when things don't go their way

Taurus: Stubborn as f*ck prick who wants to boss everyone around but when the shoe is on the other foot, they're not having it

Gemini: Talks all the time about nothing so they can sound more intellectual than they actually are

Cancer: Puts the "need" in needy and always, always, always has a tissue ready for their never ending flow of tears

Leo: Can you see me? Where's the camera? Yea...that.

Virgo: Pushy and picky perfectionist who can dish it but can't take it

Libra: The extra flirty and loud pushover who minds other people business instead of taking care of their own

Scorpio: See that slash in your tire? Scorpio did that.

Sagittarius: Has a lot to say but gets all defensive and emotional on the inside if someone says something they don't like

Capricorn: No time for nothing or no one, unless it benefits them in some way

Aquarius: Doesn't give a damn about your feelings. Why are you next to me? Yea...that.

Pisces: Get a leash for their feelings so they don't infect everybody else with their moody ass behavior.

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// P L E A S E B E N A K E D // L O V E 

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