let felicia fly

hi i was cluelessastrology but that got old. hyva; gem sun, libra moon, virgo rising

[animatedtext]

[astrologettes]

Libra, Leo, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo

[best-of-memes]

[galaticstrology-blog]

The signs as things my Scorpio friend has texted me

(Scorpio friend: Prince-of-insomnia)

Aries: I've literally like had crushes for like two days and then dropped them

Taurus: טאָכעס טאָכעס טאָכעס טיטטיעס טאָכעס טאָכעס אַזוי פילע (use google translate)

Gemini: Everyone trusts me with secrets even like people I hate and I still remember them all and I could destroy their lives because of them

Cancer: My pad is fucking stabbing me and all I wanted to do was take a nap I fucking

Leo: Go shower you gross gremlin

Virgo: I listen too hard when people are talking to me and then when people aren't talking to me I kinda like sit there awkwardly like wanting to be talked to

Libra: I'll just go on Daddy on Tumblr for that shit

Scorpio: Holy shit I just remembered a kid in my class is a furry

Sagittarius: Some random kid on my bus told me a secret like I don't care

Capricorn: idk what I want (for her birthday) better drawing skills??? idk

Aquarius: I haven't had any tests but I probably will cheat

Pisces: I'm so puzzled at myself wtf

[galaticstrology-blog]

THE SIGNS AS TEXTS IVE RECEIVED

aries: oh my god, do not be an arse

taurus: [cock screams] [cock screams intensify]

gemini: god can’t help you your to far gone

cancer: i’m not crying right now, i just have so much adrenaline

leo: yeah i’m 18, old enough to be a porn star (and sexy enough too)

virgo: i am eating a slice of cold pizza and if you don’t get here by the time i’m done eating it i’m locking the doors and going to bed

libra: ily omg why were you up at 4 in the morning

scorpio: just had an amazing convo about hot dads

sagittarius: so i fell asleep in my 10 am class and woke up at 2 […] with a different professor in a different lecture

capricorn: it’s a good video i got 102 likes on instagram for it

aquarius: when you’re not drunk i’ll tell you all about it. i try not to impart life lessons upon ye who are most ingloriously hammered.

pisces: *twirls away from rejection*

[galaticstrology-blog]

Just droped by to say we're twinning, well sorta. Imma libra sun, gemini moon and virgo rising

omg

we're kinda

like two matches with both virgo risings :)

[coffeestrology]

Reblog if you're an astro blog

I was following a lot of people before and now I’m following maybe 50, I need blogs to fill my dash!!

[galaticstrology-blog]

'shut up'

'no you shut up': aries, virgo, sagittarius

'thats impossible': leo, scorpio, libra

'okay sorry': cancer, pisces, taurus

'that just makes me want to talk more': gemini, capricorn, aquarius

[thewitchesofthetriangle]

The Signs Secret Desire

Aries: To lead the way for others

Taurus: To have a secure, happy and wealthy life/marriage.

Gemini: To be ahead of the crowd

Cancer: To feel safe (Emotionally, spiritually, romantically, and financially)

Leo: To be a star

Virgo: To love and be loved in return

Libra:To live an easy, uncomplicated life.

Scorpio: To triumph

Sagittarius: To make a difference in the world

Capricorn: To be admired by their family and friends and the world at large

Aquarius: To be unique and original

Pisces: To live their dreams turn fantasies into realities

- both-the-sun-and-moon

[defendfeminism]

Women do not have to:

[icarus-tanning-solutions]

be thin

give birth

cook for you

have long hair

wear makeup

have sex with you

be feminine

be graceful

shave

diet

be fashionable

wear pink

love men

be the media’s idea of perfection

listen to your bullshit

have a vagina

This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.

[lucrezialoveshercesare]

BLESS.

[squats-socks-shamrocks-deactiva]

To anyone that hasn’t had their first kiss yet, or has never been asked out on a date, or asked anyone on a date, or hasn’t had a significant other yet: please don’t worry about reaching an age and not checking these things off. There’s nothing wrong with being 20 and not having been kissed. There’s nothing wrong with starting college never having had a boyfriend/girlfriend/romantic partner. You aren’t weird or an outcast because you haven’t been on a date by a socially constructed time frame.

[jewsquats]

This is so important

[yivialo]

[minglewdivinity]

the signs as that annoying friend

aries: that annoying friend that tries to make funny vines but fails taurus: that annoying friend that you never actually understand gemini: that annoying friend that subtweets you the denies it cancer: that annoying friend that quadruple texts leo: that annoying friend that always complains that no one likes them virgo: that annoying friend that thinks they know everything and kind of do libra: that annoying friend that gets mad at everything scorpio: that annoying friend who is always listening to screamo music sagittarius: that annoying friend that never checks with their parents before making plans capricorn: that annoying friend that doesn’t let you see their homework aquarius: that annoying friend that names the trees in your backyard pisces: that annoying friend that sings all the time

[galaticstrology-blog]

ultimate debate team

aries, taurus, gemini, virgo, libra, sagittarius, aquarius

[theastrologyhoes]

The signs as songs written by popular female singers (2001-2010)

Aries: Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus (2009)

Taurus: Pocket Full of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield (2010)

Gemini: Crazy in Love by Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z (2003)

Cancer: Halo by Beyoncé (2008)

Leo: Bootylicious by Destiny’s Child (2001)

Virgo: Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani ft. Eve (2004)

Libra: Fergalicious by Fergie (2006)

Scorpio: Shut Up and Drive by Rihanna (2007)

Sagittarius: Pon De Replay by Rihanna (2005)

Capricorn: Potential Breakup Song by Aly and Aj (2007)

Aquarius: Gimme More by Britney Spears (2007)

Pisces: Clumsy by Fergie (2006)

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

MBTI - Greek Deities

ISTJ - Athena ISFJ - Hades ESTJ - Zeus ESFJ - Poseidon

ISTP - Hephaestus ISFP - Dionysus ESTP - Ares ESFP - Apollo

INFP - Persephone INFJ - Hestia ENFP - Aphrodite ENFJ - Demeter

INTP - Hera INTJ - Artemis ENTP - Hermes ENTJ - Prometheus

[pink-pisces]

The Signs and Sleep

8+ hours: Taurus, Pisces, Cancer

5-7 hours: Aries, Virgo, Libra

1-5 hours: Scorpio, Leo, Aquarius

What is this “sleep” you speak of?: Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn

[legitastrology]

accidentally stays in bed all day squad

Sagittarius, TAURUS, Cancer, Gemini, Aries