Maid of Time

Aradia Megido, adult by human and troll standards, she/her. im a fictive of myself obvsiously, a member of the haven system, not planning to be active but i like to have my options available

[apcalypsearisen]

just so it is absolutely clear this is not a roleplay blog or a fictionkin blog

im an introject of aradia megido of the webcomic homestuck

i have no identity beyond that of aradia megido and having considered attempting to form one i decided that would be too unpleasant to try

if you have an issue with my manner of existing dont actually bother telling me i wont listen

if you wish to meet other members of my system feel free to find us through @haven-sys

dont bother my headmates about any problems you have with the fact im literally aradia megido either

this is to say i dont know if people still do this but if were doubles as they say you are absolutely free to interact with me

[haven-sys]

Birthdays!

Given that today is our shared birthday we're gonna make a point to list our individual birthdays.

@haven-sys Haven Coast System. January 23rd. This is the body's birthday and so it's the birthday we all share.

@dragongirltongue Zelda: April 13. Chosen. Not only is it homestuck day but it's when she realized she doesn't want to go back to the jehovahs witnesses.

@robotgirldivinity Cari: June 11. Chosen. We're not sure when Cari came to be exactly but she likes the shape of the number.

@dragongirlfusion Cydra: September 7. Formation. Cydra didn't quite make themself known for a while after this point but it's around the time Cari and Zelda started feeling like Cydra was there.

@apcalypsearisen Aradia: October 10. Formation. She showed up on Oct 10 and decided that's her birthday but she's still an Aries because she invented being an Aries.

@freeengineerangel Tedra. Nomvember 17 she guesses. Chosen? It's when her tumblr blog was made so she guesses that's close enough to her formation.

@dyinggreenstar Green Star. Unsure. Choosing. Green Star had shared the body birthday out of habit like Zelda had previously but with the changes he wants her own day too. Considering one of the Pokemon Emerald release dates.

@arianagestalt Ariana. July 17. Chosen. We took a vacation to a lake and Ariana fronted for the entire time because she felt at home there.

@lordofthesky Lord of the Sky. Uncertain. Unsure if one is even wanted.

@koboldgirltummy Stick. December 23. Formation. This is when Stick came into being. She has considered moving it a couple days later for the funny.

Obvs we don't expect anything on any of these days but for those who like to send birthday wishes, here are our days.

[dragongirltongue]

Hey, could a bigender transfem get a little help, need money for food if any of yall are willing. It's not like, desperate yet but I know it's gonna be pretty damn tight, if yall could help it'd be greatly appreciated.

blue pay option

[dragongirltongue]

Hey, falling a little behind on budget, could yall send me like £30 for groceries and maybe another £20 for my phone bill? Would help a lot.

[dragongirltongue]

Bluuuh, because of some changeovers with the bills I gotta pay like, £130 that I was not expecting to have to pay, I know I've been asking for money help a lot lately but if anyone can help with that it'd mean a lot. Thanks to some previous help I've got some money I can throw at it but if you can help some more it'd be highly appreciated.

So yeah, once again ur local mixed race disabled trans femme is asking for help, sorry.

[help me out here]

£70/£131

[dragongirltongue]

Emergency dental care has been handled but now we need to get a follow up so we can get a permanent filling, please help us afford this. We need £80 by the 28th.

[Please Help]

£0/£80

[haven-sys]

One of the best parts about being a system is that you've always got a bunch of second opinions on hand at all times.

Sometimes I'll be responding to some shitty discourse post and like, Stick will look at me wasting my time and be all, "Zelda this ain't gonna accomplish anything and we all know it" and I'll be like, yeah no she's right and discard the post then just block OP like a reasonable person instead.

[koboldgirltummy]

Hey did you know it costs zero dollars to not be terrible to trans women? Wild right? It costs literally nothing to give us some basic respect and not shove us under a microscope and track our every action and overly moralize about it.

[koboldgirltummy]

Btw, if you think this is about That trans woman, whoever popped into your head as the example of the one who's an exception to this, yes it is about That trans woman no matter who the fuck she yipping is.

If you think there is an exception to this you are not only part of the problem, you are how the problem sustains itself. You cannot simply decide that these horrific tactics are okay for your chosen villain who happens to be a trans woman. Until you get the fuck over yourself this will never fucking end.

[koboldgirltummy]

Hey did you know it costs zero dollars to not be terrible to trans women? Wild right? It costs literally nothing to give us some basic respect and not shove us under a microscope and track our every action and overly moralize about it.

[dragongirltongue]

Hey so rent and a few less expected payments I needed to make kinda kicked my ass a little harder than expected, if yall could help out it'd mean a lot.

I think we'll be able to manage but like, if you can help it'd mean a lot.

[click here to help out]

[dyrdeer]

but fr tho ppl who are open abt their fetishes are the best friends i have

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[ellievalkdraws]

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 47

idk i just liked her little fairy dress and also i made my first corset today and learned how you're supposed to do like the bunny loops in the middle with the lacing if you want to lace it up yourself and IDK i have just been in corset brain mode all day so thats what yall get

[exxcidio]

dead but pretty fr

[autisticaradiamegido]

Aradia using jack to teleport to the green sun was pretty cool

day 233

it really fucking was!!!

[gorryb]

[Big shot?]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I don’t think there should be an upper limit to the size of toads

[twiceroyaldove]

can’t help you there but i was delighted to find out what the lower limit is! the pumpkin toadlet is so small it can’t land its jumps

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

ha ha ha ha this is what you get for being fucking small instead of enormous