🇺🇸🦅Alfred Freedom Jones🦅🇺🇸

AMERICA FUCK YEAH🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 Land of the free🔥🔥 ALL PRONOUNS, FREEDOM BABY🔥🔥🔥 RP account

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Intro post RAHHH🇺🇸🦅🔥🇺🇸🦅🔥🇺🇸🦅🔥🇺🇸🔥

HELLO FELLOW PATRIOTS🗣🗣

I have taken the freedom of making myself a tumblr account😎😎 (had one before but Biden made me delete it☹️) to escape my boss because I can't have any trust in Meta or Palantir😓, my boss would be ORANGE😡🍊 with rage if he caught me having unrestricted social media access heh.😝🫢

My username is based off a super cool song I heard a while back, think it was called America Fuck Yeah🔥🇺🇸🔥 from very patriotic movie Team America.

THIS POST IS SPONSORED BY NORDVP-

Things about the person behind the account! (Yes, I exist):

I'm Romanian, I have no idea about yehaw land and my friend who's obsessed with hetalia made me make an account

I don't feel comfortable doing nsfw (except one blud Russia👅)

I have a little shared headcanon that the hetalians are dual-sexed and just appear however they feel like

Also Alfred is held under close surveillance by the FBI (ordered by his current boss) and he barely managed to find a way to have an independent social media account (this one), so he's basically like a grandpa doing whatever, and he loves spamming emojis cause he isn't allowed that whimsy on his surveillanced accounts

[aph-americafuckyeah]

america can i have a true radioactive mountain dew from a 7/11

Of course patriot! 😋😋

Drink up!!

Wish I could have one too☹️

[aphconfessionblog]

i need to see alfred become the president of the usa

Art

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Man, if only 😞💔

[russiatheroshia]

Fedya, if you find a loophole in the law, everything is possible! (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

[aph-americafuckyeah]

So much for land of the free ☹️

[russiatheroshia]

Your country is led by a guy with idk how many felonies even tho it's against your country's law, so it is possible! ^⁠)

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Pretty hard to run for president when you're locked up 24/7 😭😭

[russiatheroshia]

Pull a Romania and get your military to be against The Orange, if it worked in 89 it will work now

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Half the country is with him.

I'M DOOMED 😔💔😭😶💔😔😭💔😔😭🤕😶😭😔😶😭😔

[russiatheroshia]

And the other half is against him

The only reason the resistence in my country isn't making any progress is because they don't really have guns

Your people do (for the better or for the worse)

Also don't worry I will get you out once I get Natasha out since she can't even communicate with anyone

[aph-americafuckyeah]

I'm too over sedated for this AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[aphconfessionblog]

i need to see alfred become the president of the usa

Art

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Man, if only 😞💔

[russiatheroshia]

Fedya, if you find a loophole in the law, everything is possible! (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

[aph-americafuckyeah]

So much for land of the free ☹️

[russiatheroshia]

Your country is led by a guy with idk how many felonies even tho it's against your country's law, so it is possible! ^⁠)

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Pretty hard to run for president when you're locked up 24/7 😭😭

[russiatheroshia]

Pull a Romania and get your military to be against The Orange, if it worked in 89 it will work now

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Half the country is with him.

I'M DOOMED 😔💔😭😶💔😔😭💔😔😭🤕😶😭😔😶😭😔

[aphconfessionblog]

i need to see alfred become the president of the usa

Art

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Man, if only 😞💔

[russiatheroshia]

Fedya, if you find a loophole in the law, everything is possible! (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

[aph-americafuckyeah]

So much for land of the free ☹️

[russiatheroshia]

Your country is led by a guy with idk how many felonies even tho it's against your country's law, so it is possible! ^⁠)

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Pretty hard to run for president when you're locked up 24/7 😭😭

[aphconfessionblog]

i need to see alfred become the president of the usa

Art

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Man, if only 😞💔

[russiatheroshia]

Fedya, if you find a loophole in the law, everything is possible! (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

[aph-americafuckyeah]

So much for land of the free ☹️

[aphconfessionblog]

i need to see alfred become the president of the usa

Art

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Man, if only 😞💔

[aph-americafuckyeah]

What would you do if, say, other versions of yourself interacted with you? Has that happened before?

Hasn't happened before yet but maybe because they're too scared to interact with me because I'm clearly the superior Alfred Freedom Jones of this app😋😋

[watergategooner]

[aph-americafuckyeah]

This is infact a real photo of me! 😄😄

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[hjartasalt]

Is this like, a prediction?

[cuntnikida]

Scheduled this for june 6th future me pls tell me something goood has occured

[cuntnikida]

Unfortunately he's alive. Scheduling this for next june 6th as well.

[isdonaldtrumpdeadyet]

Maybe next year

[aph-americafuckyeah]

DANGINABIT 😭

[russiatheroshia]

My army just attacked Romania's territory, my people's internet is getting more and more censored to the point it's unusable, and Fedya and Natasha are under house arrest

This will surely make it even harder for me to keep my friendships outside of BRICS

[aph-americafuckyeah]

House arrest is a kind word buddy

But ig even those guys are better than rats and a suspiciously orange colored man

[aph-americafuckyeah]

hi what is your opinion on latvia???

Raivis? 🤔

He's nice I guess, haven't interacted with him personally, he doesn't interact with others much. I do feel bad whenever I see him letting himself get pushed around by Russia.😞 He could've grown a whole 4 more inches if Russia didn't press doing on his head so much! 🤕

He could learn a thing or two about independence from me.😼

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Are you in a specific branch of the military? All of them? None of them? (I'm curious about your headcanons on this.)

Buddy I am NOT made for the trenches 😖😖

[aph-americafuckyeah]

workout routine of the great america ?? 🤔🤔

Well attempting to run away from the white house on nearly daily basis is a great workout! 😁👍 I once ran 200 bananas in one sitting! 😋

[aph-americafuckyeah]

'MERICA is it true that you don't know what a kilometer is?

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!?!?💥🔫🇺🇸🦅🔥🦅🇺🇸

I'll stick to my freedom units thank you very much 😅

Have a stellar day 🫡🫡

[aph-americafuckyeah]

‼️‼️ASKS ARE OPEN ‼️‼️

Ask me stuff please 🥹🥹🙏🥹🙏🙏🥹

(OOC) I have no idea what to post eheh, you can ask me basically anything, other rp accounts are welcome and you can ask me stuff both in-character and about my version of Alfred (since he derives a little from canon bc he's from me and my friend's own little AU)

Share you're headcanons, ask Alfred questions, ask me (the person behind the vlog) questions, whatever you want!

[russiatheroshia]

I just found out that @aph-americafuckyeah doesn't know what a torrent is

Now I wonder where he was during the 2000s

[aph-americafuckyeah]

Just found out and all I hear is POOR

I'll consume my media LINCENSED