HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE CUTEST , MOST ADORABLE , AND MOST CARING GAL EVER : JUPITER ( aka @criedhard ) !
jupiter , jupiter , jupiter . . . what can i say about you ? nothing but nice things , i can assure you . i could seriously gush about you for days . you are the sweetest person i have ever met , but also a total sinner . and my god , that is the perfect combo . and you’re also gorgeous , like seriously ; aphrodite is thoroughly shook .
and your portrayal or myrtle ? you give such life and vigor to a character that the fandom sidelines . you breathe so much passion into her and make her a genuinely interesting character . and your writing is 10000/10 . and when we wrote john and margaret , you also handled her such such grace and flawless writing . gah .
though we met in such a sad way , through your comforting of me , and your initial meeting , has bloomed a beautiful friendship . you and i are two peas in a pod ( or should we say : two tiny gay aliens ) , and i love it . almost as much as i love you !
i’ve made you this lil shitty graphic including some of your favorite things , because i absolutely adore you and totally adore you .
this also serves as a callout post , because what the fuck , why are you so cute ? stop this .
but mainly , this is me wishing you a happy birthday . i hope it’s even half as amazing as you are ( which is impossible , since you’re amazing times ten billion ) . i love you so much !