we are the poisoned youth

[hadleyfxster]

   “ i dunno, i feel as though such a thin’ is questionable when it comes to you.”

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“Hey! I can be cold!”

[hadleyfxster]

   “ oh well? no concern for my feelings, frey. “ august chuckled, not at all bothered regardless of what he spoke.

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“What can I say Auggie, I'm stone cold” she joked

[hadleyfxster]

“ ‘ere i was, “ auggie smirked. “ thinkin’ we were pals an’ you pull the buddy card. ‘m insulted. “ 

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“Oh well’ she chuckled

[hadleyfxster]

   “ i was jus’ sayin’, pal. “ auggie chuckled, hands raising in a show of openness. 

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“Don’t pal me, buddy boy” she joked lightly shoving his arm 

[hadleyfxster]

   “i guess not all jokes are literal. “

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“Well I know that”

[hadleyfxster]

   “ i think that was one o’ the best worst jokes, i’ve ‘eard. “ he tittered in response. “ a bit gross all the same though. “

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“Yeah seriously, who eats shoe shine and yeast? Bleh”

[hadleyfxster]

   “ every mornin’ you’ll rise an’ shine, “ auggie chuckled, leaning forward in his seat to rest his elbows on the counter. “ whaddya’ think of that ‘ne? “

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

Freya almost snorted “I’ll admit, that was so bad it was almost good”

[hadleyfxster]

“that one was pretty ‘orrible,” auggie chuckled, not bothering to deny it. “alright, i ‘ave one again. what ‘appens if you eat yeast an’ shoe polish?”

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“Oh gross, okay what?”

[hadleyfxster]

   “ ‘m not sure- what do you call an alligator in a vest? “

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“An In-vest-agator” she laughed “Okay, no that one was terrible”

[hadleyfxster]

    “ ‘m pretty sure you mean that was the best joke. “ he responded with a quirk of his brow. “ can you do any better? “

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“ ‘Course I can. Tell me, what do you call an Alligator in a vest?”

[romansli]

“ oh colour me offended, miss morgan !! ”

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“Color you I will! That was just horrid” she laughed

[lukas-moore-blog]

“I apologize for saying it, then.”

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“No don’t apologize” she shook her head “Just..try better jokes maybe?”

[lukas-moore-blog]

“I dunno, I found it kinda funny.”

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“Yes well I suppose we have a different sense of humor”

[ramscy]

   :::   “was it truly so horrible? i would like to hear you tell a better one then.”

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“Alright, what do you call an alligator in a vest?”

[aphroditiesgold-blog]

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[aphroditiesgold-blog]

“You should know that that was a terrible joke” she chuckled

[wickederess-deactivated20160623]

Lovely Aphrodite, who broke your heart? Some man, arrogant in his ways and bewitching in his looks took a golden rose and melted you down. Who was it who reshaped you? A lady, gentle yet fierce, protecter of girls, who lifted you from the bloodied soil of Olympus to craft a golden arrow, to pierce the heart of the man who dared to break the heart of a goddess. A golden arrow to make him fall in love  but he will break and unlike you, that will be the  end  of him.

an ode to the girl with the blood red lipstick and golden arrow necklace, pointing her onward (via wickederess)