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they/them, 20’s

[techiecentral]

dont say that ur awesome sauce

[lewadny]

happy june to everyone, especially my fellow aroaces

[ka-mi006]

This image of selkie Chad confronting Robert but in his seal form has invaded my mind.

Robert opens the door to a giant seal that knocks his door wide open and forces his way in. Robert can recognize it’s Chad. But he can’t even express his shock before said seal just flops onto him.

Chad is so fucking proud of himself. Who needs a dumb human language or human legs to get what he wants? Not Chad that’s who. He’s so smart, he realizes he doesn’t need to say anything to Robert to get the human to understand he’s not allowed out of his sight. And his coat can’t be stolen if he never takes it off.

Said man is wheezing under his impressive form, but who wouldn’t? Chad will get off him in a minute, maybe. So he won’t die.

Chad has decided on a new routine for them and Robert isn’t getting a say in it. It consists of Chad staying with Robert as a seal and Robert isn’t allowed to leave. Robert won’t have any time for others, with his newly returned co-dependent seal. With separation anxiety so bad Chad starts roaring if Robert is out of sight for more than a minute.

Their schedule is mostly hanging out in or around Robert’s cabin, Chad dragging Robert out to the beach so Chad can go swim and be a seal, and Robert bargaining with a nonverbal Chad to let him leave to for something he needs to get done. Chad doesn’t understand what more Robert could need, he hunts plenty of fish for the both of them.

Robert doesn’t want to risk people hurting Chad if they discover him, so he stops inviting people over. Chase still comes over, Chad and Chase fucking hate each other. Chad will just growl and bark while Chase cusses him out. But Robert made it clear he won’t forgive either of them if they hurt the other so it doesn’t go further.

Robert also no longer has a bed frame, Chad broke it when he tried getting on it. Chad thinks it’s much better this way, it saves him the trouble of dragging Robert to the nest he made of stolen blankets for cuddles.

I love this so much. Obsessed with seal!Chad

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[loveridden1999]

[vermin-and-the-maggots]

you heard it guys

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

headphones aren't enough i need to eat the song

[appleishere]

yall i love video game men so much it’s actually a problem

i’ve been playing best served cold and there’s a character named peter that i’ve been in love with literally since the first time i saw him. love at first sight bro. im about to finish the game and I CAN ROMANCE HIM. IM GETTING MY MAN CHAT. i’m so obsessed with this violent pathetic man. i need him so bad and honestly i will be looking at ao3 for fanfic of him but i doubt there’s gonna be anything

[appleishere]

fuckkk i am too into this man. what do you mean he just casually admits that he’s been following me for months

i wish there was an option for me to just flirt with him like i don’t wanna ask him about the case and shit i just wanna talk to him

[appleishere]

yall i love video game men so much it’s actually a problem

i’ve been playing best served cold and there’s a character named peter that i’ve been in love with literally since the first time i saw him. love at first sight bro. im about to finish the game and I CAN ROMANCE HIM. IM GETTING MY MAN CHAT. i’m so obsessed with this violent pathetic man. i need him so bad and honestly i will be looking at ao3 for fanfic of him but i doubt there’s gonna be anything

[appleishere]

oh fuck maybe there IS a chance for fanfics i didn’t realize there was actually a fandom for best served cold

[cocoaliqueurs]

low effort best served cold textposts inspired by mutual @/mustardd

[esinyoung]

bad lad

[appleishere]

yall i love video game men so much it’s actually a problem

i’ve been playing best served cold and there’s a character named peter that i’ve been in love with literally since the first time i saw him. love at first sight bro. im about to finish the game and I CAN ROMANCE HIM. IM GETTING MY MAN CHAT. i’m so obsessed with this violent pathetic man. i need him so bad and honestly i will be looking at ao3 for fanfic of him but i doubt there’s gonna be anything

[wolfythewitch]

Phm doodle requests from twt

[veryluckyclovers]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

with how much seemingly pointless stuff that was completely unnecessary for the mission ended up on the hail mary I gotta believe like half the project crew were just playing a game of "how much random shit can we get on the ship before stratt notices and kills us"