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@its-rats
That's me!
I have cheese shaped rock. I will not eat it. I promise.
That’s cool. I’m glad you clarified you’re not gonna eat it.
What made me laugh most is that the post just days "sponsored by parmesean cheese." Not a cheese brand. Parmesean itself as an entity and business.
Big Parma, if you will.
Villa began working with Parmigiano Reggiano—the official consortium of authentic parmesan cheese producers—in 2021
She is actually literally sponsored by big Parma
You ever see a picture and you realize it's only like two steps away from being someone's weird fetish art commission?
Anyway she's an artistic gymnast for anyone who was wondering.
(Also the Olympics has, at times, featured some unusual "sports", like poetry and architecture. Cheese making isn't that strange of an idea. Olympic cheese making.)
*Sheogorath approves this message*
Cheese….
Squeak! Squeak!
Rat from Avowed
Do you likes rats ?
🐀✔️ Yes, I am captivated by the elegance and charm of the humble rat.
🐀❌ no because... uh... rat and rats = stinky doo doo creatures 😡
🐀😱✔ While rats unease me, I maintain an admiration for their smartness and adaptability.
(And a rat fact for your troubles.did you know rats are extremely smart and, contrary go popular belief, are very clean animals.they are incredibly easy to litter train.)
Do you likes rats ?
🐀✔️
🐀❌
🐀😱✔
🐀✔️ Yes, I am captivated by the elegance and charm of the humble rat.
🐀❌ no because... uh... rat and rats = stinky doo doo creatures 😡
🐀😱✔ While rats unease me, I maintain an admiration for their smartness and adaptability.
(And a rat fact for your troubles.did you know rats are extremely smart and, contrary go popular belief, are very clean animals.they are incredibly easy to litter train.)
Squeak squeak!
@its-rats
NOT AGAIN.
Squeak!
*the rats have stored food in the shoes*
No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!
*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*
“Get out of my house!” She squeals in fear
Squeak! *they settle under the bed, liking it more than the shoe*
“No! Out!” She cries
*one of them comes out and grabs the shoe, pulling it under the bed*
“My heel!” She screams in anger, dropping to the floor and grabbing on to the other side of the heel and pulling it. “Give it back, you fat dirty rats!”
*they get dragged with the heel*
“Ew! Get away!” She points the heel at them, backing away while shaking “I have a 1992 summer collection Prada heel and I know how to use it!!”
*the rat runs towards her, wanting the heel back* Squeak!!!
Charlotte screams, running out of the room and into the kitchen, jumping on the counter with wobbly knees. “Get awayyy!!!”
*the rat follows her into the kitchen, and starts sniffing around, it wanders to one of the cabinets and climbs inside*
Squeak squeak!
@its-rats
NOT AGAIN.
Squeak!
*the rats have stored food in the shoes*
No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!
*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*
“Get out of my house!” She squeals in fear
Squeak! *they settle under the bed, liking it more than the shoe*
“No! Out!” She cries
*one of them comes out and grabs the shoe, pulling it under the bed*
“My heel!” She screams in anger, dropping to the floor and grabbing on to the other side of the heel and pulling it. “Give it back, you fat dirty rats!”
*they get dragged with the heel*
“Ew! Get away!” She points the heel at them, backing away while shaking “I have a 1992 summer collection Prada heel and I know how to use it!!”
*the rat runs towards her, wanting the heel back* Squeak!!!
Squeak squeak!
@its-rats
NOT AGAIN.
Squeak!
*the rats have stored food in the shoes*
No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!
*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*
“Get out of my house!” She squeals in fear
Squeak! *they settle under the bed, liking it more than the shoe*
“No! Out!” She cries
*one of them comes out and grabs the shoe, pulling it under the bed*
“My heel!” She screams in anger, dropping to the floor and grabbing on to the other side of the heel and pulling it. “Give it back, you fat dirty rats!”
*they get dragged with the heel*
Squeak squeak!
@its-rats
NOT AGAIN.
Squeak!
*the rats have stored food in the shoes*
No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!
*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*
“Get out of my house!” She squeals in fear
Squeak! *they settle under the bed, liking it more than the shoe*
“No! Out!” She cries
*one of them comes out and grabs the shoe, pulling it under the bed*
Squeak squeak!
@its-rats
NOT AGAIN.
Squeak!
*the rats have stored food in the shoes*
No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!
*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*
“Get out of my house!” She squeals in fear
Squeak! *they settle under the bed, liking it more than the shoe*
Squeak squeak!
@its-rats
NOT AGAIN.
Squeak!
*the rats have stored food in the shoes*
No! Shoo! Out of my Prada heels!!
*they scurry out of the shoes, hiding under the bed*
Squeak squeak!
@its-rats
NOT AGAIN.
Squeak!
*the rats have stored food in the shoes*
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“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.” ― G.K. Chesterton
got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular
:(
Meow.
Squeak!