Alan

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18 | nj | airbuds, spotify, pinterest, letterboxd

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Fuck a birthday cake I got a carrot loaf 🥕

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NGL I thought you were a dude for a long long while and pictured you as the balloon guy from the amazing world of gumball until you changed your profile

This is tickling me omg I love tawog thank u I like this characterization

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I’ve eaten a whole row of those chalky soft sugar cookies as a birthday treat they are something so special to me

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Ok I guess I am 18 now. Mdni except for the ones I think are cute

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Brooo I hate washing my hair I wish my parents held me as a baby so the back of my head wasn’t flat so then I could get a buzz cut

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I just got yelled at to go in the kitchen and get a burger which I was avoiding because there’s people in the kitchen. Man I weigh 170lbs I think I’ll be good if I miss one burger 😭 didn’t even get to put anything on it because I was rushing to leave like omggggg why do I live in hell

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There’s too many people in my house so I feel confined to my room FML

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Watching an older Disney dvd and it has an ad for fucking Finding Nemo on it this is ancient omg

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I will get tickets to the Phoebe Bridgers tour if I have to sell my organs to do so omfg I need to be there and Alex G is opening like are we serious

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fat women get me #erect

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Trying to come up with smth for dinner when there’s no groceries at all 🫤🫤 the trenches I swear

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I paint my nails while watching police bodycam footage usually the ones where they chase the criminal

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Being a lesbian is feeling like you have to fit into a box all the time. Butch femme masc futch blah blah blah I don’t know!!! I don’t know what I count as leave me alone

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I wonder if my school every noticed I stole an insect net from them they’re not getting it back though

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When I went to pick up my sister a 5th grader told me my hair is cool so I’m automatically awesome

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Got rid of my eyebrows but u can’t even tell because of my glasses and bangs so it’s my little secret now