The Stars Said To Kiss My Ass

Cupid/23/He/They/Her

[theater-pridepicker]

Rainbow pride flag colorpicked from the Newsies (1992) poster!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[appolloed]

Ugh time to revert to high school me

Anybody know any 18+ (but not smut focused) PJO rp discord servers? Preferably OC focused, HAS to be lgbt friendly.

Preferably not going to secretly make new servers to talk shit about me! That'd be wonderful!

Truly just need good vibes, sex not being shoved into every interaction, and only adults in the server!!

[appolloed]

WHAT UP LOSERS AND GAYS

YOU A NEWSIES FAN? YOU OVER 18? TIRED OF YOUR FANDOM SLOWLY DYING OUT AND HEARING ITS FINAL GASPS FOR AIR?! BIG FAN OF CRUTCHIE AND JACK?!

BOY DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YA SAD GAYS!!

@newsies-rp IS BACK UP AND FUCKIN RUNNINNNNNNN

ITS A BLOGVERSE PAGE ACCOMPANIED WITH A DISCORD GROUP AND OH BOY! THE CHARACTERS WE HAVE OPEN YALL!!!

CRUTCHIE

JACK

ELMER

SKITTERY

FINCH

AND MANY MANY MORE!!!

APPLY NOW!!!!!! YOU WONT WANNA MISS THIS!

[newsies-rp]

we are so fun and cool oooo

[appolloed]

WHAT UP LOSERS AND GAYS

YOU A NEWSIES FAN? YOU OVER 18? TIRED OF YOUR FANDOM SLOWLY DYING OUT AND HEARING ITS FINAL GASPS FOR AIR?! BIG FAN OF CRUTCHIE AND JACK?!

BOY DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YA SAD GAYS!!

@newsies-rp IS BACK UP AND FUCKIN RUNNINNNNNNN

ITS A BLOGVERSE PAGE ACCOMPANIED WITH A DISCORD GROUP AND OH BOY! THE CHARACTERS WE HAVE OPEN YALL!!!

CRUTCHIE

JACK

ELMER

SKITTERY

FINCH

AND MANY MANY MORE!!!

APPLY NOW!!!!!! YOU WONT WANNA MISS THIS!

[rapidpunches]

"SURVIVING"

[maroon-ram]

I love the message and artstyle but did they have to give the cute lovable gator depression? T^T carry on lil buddy, this too shall pass

[grimeclown]

The gator is the whole point. It's a stand-in for the author that has felt the need to suppress the aspects of themself that others find unappealing, their anger, their sadness, the things people find abrasive or just "weird" in order to make themself more digestible for the people around them because the alternative is to be alone. The gator is only "cute" and "lovable" because it was not allowed to be anything else.

[sneakyfeets]

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

[sneakyfeets]

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

[sneakyfeets]

Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:

Screamed so loudly with such unbridled fury the one time he wasn’t sedated at the vet that he caused a little girl in the waiting room to burst into tears

Ripped an escape hole in the patio screen door in a single night

Snuck into the garage overnight where he managed to pull down his massive food bag from the top shelves, ripped it open and ate so much he couldn’t/wouldn’t move when we found him in the morning  

Learned how to open the laundry cabinet to sleep on the clean towels

Learned how to open doors, thus allowing the dog to follow in after who then eats from the trash

Bats off anything on our windowsills that gets in the way of his sitting. Current succulent casualty count: 4

Thankfully cannot open the bedroom door due to rusty mechanisms, but managed to slip in one night when it wasn’t fully closed. Jumped down from my windowsill squarely onto my stomach, leaving me to bolt awake screaming from the blow and convinced I was under attack

Tricked me into loving him forever anyway

[the-haiku-bot]

Ripped an escape hole

in the patio screen door

in a single night

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thedorkdionysia]

oh my god he’s THIS Stinky Bastard Man!!!!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

[bebe-benzenheimer]

the stinky bastard man, the stinky bastard myth, the stinky bastard legend

[appolloed]

AYO NEWSIES RP PEOPLE WHO ARE 18+ (not bcuz NSFW but because I’m an adult)

I have a wild AU proposition for yall.

Essentially: newsies, but they’re all filming a show called Carryin the Banner!!! Characters can work as actors, writers, cam ops, whatever your little newsboy heart desires!!

There’s still be regular GC shenanigans, but we can have Pulitzer as a big network exec, we can have that good good injury angst on set, we can have set shenanigans!!! Message me if you’re possibly interested!!!

[rrat-king]

an accidental renaissance moment found in this weeks adventuring party

[rrat-king]

ask and i will deliver

[appolloed]

Here, have an Eddie inspired aesthetic laptop background. Why not?

[appolloed]

So you think you're good enough to be part of the Bad Kids? Well we better find out which member fits you best. This quiz only covers the main 6 members!

Ever wanted to know which member of Dimensions 20′s Bad Kids you would be? This is the quiz for you! Full of thought provoking questions where the answers aren’t totally obvious! 

[fullyinconsequential-deactivate]

in a full betrayal of my obsession with Fantasy High I’ve started The Unsleeping City and let me tell you I am fucking loving it

[pepasraincloud]

*summons the demigods*

in light of the percy casting announcement i got yeeted back into my pjo phase so…

i’m making a percy jackson server (spoilers: its… fairly large) so far it’s got;

- 20+ categories for the cabins, (a lot ik but it’ll make sense i promise)

- channels for the books but separated by roles so people dont get spoiled, 

- & a section for roleplaying if ppl r interested (e.g. stranger things au category). 

ik its like a mammoth bc its giant bUT even then its small bc most things will b separated by reaction roles… so when its abt done, if anyone wants to join and give some feedback, or enrol as a member of staff (hehe i named them camp counsellors!!) pls join here, i’ve put a lot of time into it & i hope u like ittt !!

https://discord.gg/xRtHTX4WYG

[appolloed]

not me absolutely reliving my middle school days and becoming obsessed with 5SOS again

[appolloed]

omg I have so much content to catch up on

[appolloed]

not me absolutely reliving my middle school days and becoming obsessed with 5SOS again

[appolloed]

Yeah so turns out when you finally bust through your songwriters block and happen to get into dsmp songs the two mesh into some weird (but I think cool) songs.

And I admittedly would love for these songs to get some coverage/be used. So if you’re an artist looking to make an animatic but can’t quite find the right song mayyybbeee dm me and I can send you some audio files for you to check out? I would love for people to use them as long as I get credit!

I’ve got 2 tommyinnit centric songs! One is called ‘Big Brother’. This song has spoilers for November 16/post Pogtopia vs. Manberg. So those of you who are caught up to there and familiar with the SBI Family Dynamic au/hc (who knows what it is at this point it’s like half canon) can probably hazard a guess as to who that ones about. But it’s from Tommy’s pov!

The other is called ‘Theseus’ and is sort of just about Tommy being tired of being forced to be the main character when he literally just wants his discs and his friends to be safe. This one contains mild spoilers up to the exile. Copied down below is a tiktok I made using this song!

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMey86e64/

TikTok