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@apprenticepredictions-blog
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! ...Oh right that's not a question. Do you think after his shakey pitch Scott can maintain his dominance of the table as the weeks move on?
I think it’s definitely going to hurt him in the future. He needs to get back out on that podium and give an amazing pitch in order to make everyone forget about the bad one. At least he has the advantage that it’s early in the process so he can make a recovery
Slick's Mum cannot be stopped!
She is definitely a force to be reckoned with. We’re still looking in to allegations that she has insider knowledge which would make her entry to this competition null and void.
Week 2 Average Predictions
Scott Saunders 4.00 Charleine Wain 6.33 Gary Poulton 6.33 Selina Waterman-Smith 6.50 Ruth Whiteley 6.50 Joseph Valente 7.00 Sam Curry 7.33 Jenny Garbis 7.83 Richard Woods 7.83 David Stevenson 8.00 Brett Butler-Smythe 9.33 Elle Stevenson 11.17 Natalie Dean 11.33 Vana Koutsomitis 11.67 Mergim Butaja 12.33 April Jackson 12.50
Week 2 and Scott Saunders is still dominating the top of that table. While less of a strong contender he’s still favourite to win. In an odd twist, April has the lowest average score and is the next contestant expected to leave the process despite Vana being at the bottom of the list for four people (Jams, Slick, Sven and myself)! Maybe The Weng has a soft spot for Vana?
Will’s Predictions Contestant 16
16 Vana Koutsomitis 15 Elle Stevenson 14 Mergim Butaja 13 David Stevenson 12 April Jackson 11 Natalie Dean 10 Selina Waterman-Smith 9 Brett Butler-Smythe 8 Ruth Whiteley 7 Gary Poulton 6 Richard Woods 5 Joseph Valente 4 Charleine Wain 3 Scott Saunders 2 Sam Curry 1 Jenny Garbis
Weng’s Predictions Contestant 16
16 April Jackson 15 Jenny Garbis 14 Mergim Butaja 13 Joseph Valente 12 Ruth Whiteley 11 Natalie Dean 10 Elle Stevenson 9 Brett Butler-Smythe 8 Richard Woods 7 Selina Waterman-Smith 6 Charleine Wain 5 David Stevenson 4 Gary Poulton 3 Sam Curry 2 Scott Saunders 1 Vana Koutsomitis
Sven’s Predictions Contestant 16
16 Vana Koutsomitis 15 Natalie Dean 14 Richard Woods 13 Mergim Butaja 12 Gary Poulton 11 April Jackson 10 David Stevenson 9 Elle Stevenson 8 Selina Waterman-Smith 7 Jenny Garbis 6 Sam Curry 5 Charleine Wain 4 Scott Saunders 3 Brett Butler-Smythe 2 Ruth Whiteley 1 Joseph Valente
Slick’s Predictions Contestant 16
16 Vana Koutsomitis 15 Mergim Butaja 14 Elle Stevenson 13 Brett Butler-Smythe 12 Sam Curry 11 Natalie Dean 10 Selina Waterman-Smith 9 April Jackson 8 Scott Saunders 7 Richard Woods 6 Ruth Whiteley 5 Charleine Wain 4 David Stevenson 3 Gary Poulton 2 Joseph Valente 1 Jenny Garbis
Jams’ Predictions Contestant 16
16 Vana Koutsomitis 15 Elle Stevenson 14 April Jackson 13 Natalie Dean 12 Mergim Butaja 11 Jenny Garbis 10 Sam Curry 9 Gary Poulton 8 Brett Butler-Smythe 7 David Stevenson 6 Joseph Valente 5 Scott Saunders 4 Richard Woods 3 Selina Waterman-Smith 2 Charlene Wain 1 Ruth Whiteley
Slick’s Mum’s Predictions
16 Charleine Wain 15 Joseph Valente 14 Brett Butler-Smythe 13 April Jackson 12 Jenny Garbis 11 Sam Curry 10 Ruth Whiteley 9 David Stevenson 8 Richard Woods 7 Natalie Dean 6 Mergim Butaja 5 Vana Koutsomitis 4 Elle Stevenson 3 Gary Poulton 2 Scott Saunders 1 Selina Waterman-Smith
Week 2 Results
Wowee….. Aisha is second to go. Another 50 points for Slick’s Mum as she goes 2 for 2! No-one has done that before!
So the scoreboards now look like this:
Slick’s Mum - 100 Jams - 10 Will - 10 Sven - 10 Weng - 10 Slick - 0
So Slick is the only one not off the mark as yet as Weng joins the ranks of the 10 pointers. However, Slick’s Mum has hit 100 now. Can she be stopped?
Week 2 Live Chat
Will Morris Everybody ready for Apprentice? Nick Hall 🙌 Jen Tippett Apprentice! Nick Hall Ruth is off her head. Will Morris God that Elle.. Her lips are so weird Steven Tippett Wasp lip. lol Jen Tippett Isn't it vans with the lips? Vana Steven Tippett Nah Vana's the yank Will Morris Mergim doesn't go out this week because of that clip of him in the car in the blue t-shirt Unless that happens this episode Steven Tippett Watch the T shirt Jen Tippett I thought that about Ruth's suit yesterday Will Morris Oh god. I don't think she's ever thought about that suit. Otherwise she wouldn't have bought it Steven Tippett If she wears it she doesnt have to look at it Jen Tippett So three for mergim, one for david is it, two for Alisha Aisha Will Morris Was he stirring with a knife then? Jen Tippett Yay branding and adverts Will Morris Oh god. Branding is always fun Jen Tippett Don't forget to mention the cactus Steven Tippett Who will be Spielberg this year? Will Morris Or the moisture retaining properties of it Nick Hall [Picture of Cactus Jack] Will Morris Cactus Jack eh? Steven Tippett BANG BANG Jen Tippett Well done Nick, you win Steven Tippett I'd buy that shampoo Will Morris Cactus Jack Shampoo: Bang Bang Steven Tippett Win lol Jen Tippett Yay straight in with PM Will Morris Now there's 3 who could do this from the ladies Aisha, Charleine and someone else The guys there are two marketing guys Nick Hall That isn't good. Jen Tippett Oh dear your mum is amazing Nick Will Morris Oh starting with a threat. Good way to motivate "Ere. Live Loif ruff" Jen Tippett Vanas face annoys me Will Morris Her voice annoys me Manly Moist? What? Who would buy a shampoo called "Manly Moist"? Jen Tippett Finesse cactesse is much better... Will Morris Heh Steven Tippett Cactuar Nick Hall Cack Will Morris Are you happy with the spelling of Cactus? No, they want to change it ¬.¬ Jen Tippett Cack tuz Steven Tippett Cactus Jack would be a better name Will Morris HA! Dessert defeating hair Jen Tippett Dessert defeating hehe Will Morris Yup. Beat back those trifles Nick Hall Weston or Western? Jen Tippett Does sound like Weston Will Morris Wow, Valentino with a good idea there. Show the shampoo Steven Tippett Does Weston even have any sand? Jen Tippett Mergim. Quick do something shit Will Morris LOOK AT HER BOTTOM LIP!! If it were any bigger she'd have to carry it in a wheelbarrow! Steven Tippett Quite the beard Jen Tippett Joseph remind me of mickey Pearce Will Morris What about the sand? I thought they wanted sand? Steven Tippett Ha ha ha yes Mickey Pearce Nick Hall 'Older things' hahaha Jen Tippett Yeah I was just wondering that Will Morris Using a younger model will kick out the older ladies surely? Jen Tippett And the girls want old ladies who are young. Ah david came up with the name, James might be in here Will Morris Oh god. Crazy Ruth in the ad Steven Tippett I think it's a good name... I like the logo too Will Morris What? Western? To wash your hair? Yeah. I might buy that Jen Tippett Are they going to tell Aisha about the ad? Will Morris Of course not Jen Tippett The logo looks good but not for shampoo Steven Tippett Mmm maybe better for an aftershavw Nick Hall Fuckin' hell hahaha Will Morris At least it's not as bad as "Desert Secrets" Jen Tippett Gold and purple? Steven Tippett The flower isnt iconic morons Will Morris "Why should we show the item on the product? That's silly" Jen Tippett Nicks mum could win already. Steven Tippett [D20 showing a 2] They rolled for inspiration Will Morris .. Why is there a blurry d20? Ah Nick Hall lol Will Morris Oh Valentino, you're not making it sound good Jen Tippett The subteams haven't communicated at all on either team Steven Tippett Standard sub tea Jen Tippett Boys looks like aftershave Will Morris So who's Richard's little ass licker then? Jen Tippett David? Will Morris Oh yay Charleine, she's being quite smart about it Granted she's scary But she has a point Jen Tippett Everyone's ignoring the woman with experience Steven Tippett Why isn't she PM? Will Morris She got outvoted Steven Tippett Missed it cos Das came in Dad* Why would they outvote the hair dresser? :S Jen Tippett Aisha works in hair too Will Morris She works with extensions Steven Tippett Ah Will Morris And she's an 'inventor'. Apparently Steven Tippett She's inventively annoying Jen Tippett Claude's face Will Morris Claude just holds his eyes closed. Frustration evident on his face Jen Tippett Just a slow blink Steven Tippett Ruth is terrifying Nick Hall He's used a fair bit of shampoo there. Steven Tippett A bottle each hair wash Jen Tippett Who's that Afro guy? He's familiar Will Morris God that little buttlicker is so exciteable Steven Tippett lol Jen Tippett That's jams loser Steven Tippett David the ferret Will Morris Her acting is the same as that voice actor from Clandestine, Weng Steven Tippett lmao I liked when the main characrer went from Russian accent to cockney in the same sentence Jen Tippett Oh god Natalie Nick Hall
Will Morris Do you think she was driving at the idea of 'Desert Secrets'? Steven Tippett 😪 Will Morris Why wouldn't an older lady buy something fancy from a salon .. Well done Vana.. You don't sound simple at all Jen Tippett The facts are so dull Nick Hall I really hate Elle. Will Morris She's the biggest moaner ever Steven Tippett OLD PEOPLE FEAR CHANGE Will Morris SCARY NEW THINGS!! Steven Tippett Yeah Vana you tell em Jen Tippett Constructive criticism would be better Will Morris He's gonna fall apart then Steven Tippett Famous last words Will Morris If he doesn't need cards "Best pitcher ever"? Nick Hall Oh Jen Tippett Oh Someone help him Will Morris Oh it's like the coughing from last season all over again Jen Tippett Oh the coughing haha Haha shot down Standing in height order Will Morris Predictions folks? Steven Tippett The Boardroooom Will Morris I think girls have won Jen Tippett I would agree Nick Hall Let's hope so. Steven Tippett I don't know neither was great Jen Tippett No end benefit vs no cactus Will Morris But if you had to pick a winner Weng? Steven Tippett Needed the cactus. Sugs stressed that Will Morris No benefit vs. No Cactus and old fashioned  😜 Steven Tippett Boys based on the brief Jen Tippett Yeah the lack of cactus could kill it Steven Tippett The desert is a mysertious place Arabian Nights. All about finding yourself Will Morris Oh ha ha Sugar. Witty as always Jen Tippett Ruth gets her point across Steven Tippett Why dod her mum give her a massage? Jen Tippett Seems to know stuff Yeah I thought the massage was weird Will Morris I think everyone did Jen Tippett God sugar Steven Tippett Sugar outdoes them in seconds Will Morris Also bashes Richard's sucking up Steven Tippett Brain fade Mim says Scott reminds her of someone Jen Tippett Ha delegating Will Morris "Everything I put my name to.." I didn't put my name to that. Or that. Or that Steven Tippett drum roll Will Morris Boys win! Steven Tippett Cactus Will Morris Oh no Jen Tippett Ahh Aisha Will Morris Aisha could be going  😖 Steven Tippett Stick to the brief And you win Jen Tippett How does nicks mum do this? Will Morris I think she's got an insider track with the show Steven Tippett Inside source Jen Tippett Are you with her now slick? Will Morris Well the thing is, if she gets this one right we're all mostly screwed Nick Hall Nope. Jen Tippett Bring back Charlene for whinging? Nick Hall I'm sure I'll hear from her shortly though. Steven Tippett And that's...a treat? Jen Tippett Haha look at richard take the credit Ooh David not sucking up now Will Morris No, David putting his foot down Aisha listened to everyone else? She ignored everyone! Jen Tippett Aisha has to go but God I hope she doesn't Will Morris Agreed If she does we're screwed To be fair, who else could go? Jen Tippett Selina has aA real thing with Charlene but I don't know why Will Morris Charleine was strongly pushing her thoughts, no-one else went with her. Elle because she's a negative cow. Vana because she came up with the old people thing? Ruth did well Ha! "Don't insult me. I know what a cactus flower is" Jen Tippett Yeah but I don't think you could blame Elle for much though, she didn't do much else Will Morris But she didn't supply anything. All she did was moan Steven Tippett Def a moaner Whinge whinge Jen Tippett Claude on it! Will Morris Yes Claude!! Steven Tippett Clauded Ziiing Jen Tippett Let's fire a few of them Steven Tippett Boooring boooring boooring Will Morris Yes Karen! Boom Steven Tippett KILLER KARREN Jen Tippett Hehe knew that was coming up Will Morris Hmm.. Natalie could be going... I didn't know she was 46 though Looks good for 46 Jen Tippett Vana suggested older ladies but that wasn't really the problem so much as that they didn't continue the advertising to them Will Morris Indeed So, Natalie? Or Aisha because of her failed attempt to control everything? Jen Tippett Haha Sugs straight in with it Fire Natalie then Aisha then Vana. Sick of them all Ah actually not Vana at all Will Morris Yeah, in that order No no, in that order Because I think I have Aisha to go next after Marglegargle Jen Tippett Nope, jams would get points Steven Tippett Mum "What does Nick's mum do? Does she work?" Me "...yeah?" Mum "Does she work for the BBC?" Will Morris lol Jen Tippett You have Elle second Will Morris Oh do I? Bugger Nick Hall Fire them all. Into the sun. See how their fucking cactus secret fairs at 6,000 degrees. Will Morris Wow "Don't touch me" Jen Tippett Haha yeah Nick has Vana second then jams has her thrived Third Ooh natalie Will Morris Yeah. Natalie not doing too well now She's quickly trying to appeal now Oh and here goes Aisha Jen Tippett Natalie a bit two faced and not great, her first. Then Aisha. Will Morris As long as Aisha doesn't go now... Jen Tippett Definitely Aisha Will Morris If she goes we're all screwed Steven Tippett The race for second Will Morris Yeah... I'm thinking it's probably gonna be her 😮 Damn! He used the "For that reason" line Jen Tippett This is tense Will Morris Terribly tense! Steven Tippett Nail biting Will Morris Music building Noooo!!! Jen Tippett No! Nick! Will Morris 100 points for Slick's Mum!! She'll be over the moon! Nick Hall I'm very sorry. Jen Tippett 100% record this series Will Morris She's 2 for 2! No-one's done that before! Steven Tippett She's won the competition in Week 1 Jen Tippett We could still win. We just need to get perfect scores for a while Will Morris ... 10 weeks... 10 weeks of perfect scores Steven Tippett It's unlikely
Week 1 Part 2 Average Predictions
Here are the averages for finishing positions based on Week 1 Part 2 Predictions!
Scott Saunders 2.17 Selina Waterman-Smith 5.83 Richard Woods 6.17 Sam Curry 6.67 Natalie Dean 6.67 Charleine Wain 6.83 Gary Poulton 7.83 Jenny Garbis 9.17 Ruth Whiteley 10.00 Brett Butler-Smythe 10.17 Vana Koutsomitis 10.33 Elle Stevenson 10.67 Joseph Valente 10.67 April Jackson 11.50 David Stevenson 11.83 Aisha Kasim 12.33 Mergim Butaja 14.17
Scott Saunders has climbed higher up the table. Now reaching an average of 2.17. This weeks loser is definitely Mergim Butaja, bottom of the list for Slick, Sven and myself. These seems to be a pretty clear division developing between those at the top end of the table and the cluster at the lower end.
Jams’ Predictions Contestant 17
17 David Stevenson 16 Jenny Garbis 15 Vana Koutsomitis 14 April Jackson 13 Mergim Butaja 12 Elle Stevenson 11 Gary Poulton 10 Aisha Kasim 9 Joseph Valente 8 Brett Butler-Smythe 7 Sam Curry 6 Ruth Whiteley 5 Scott Saunders 4 Natalie Dean 3 Richard Woods 2 Charleine Wain 1 Selina Waterman-Smith
Slick’s Predictions Contestant 17
17 Mergim Butaja 16 Vana Koutsomitis 15 Elle Stevenson 14 Brett Butler-Smythe 13 Sam Curry 12 Natalie Dean 11 Selina Waterman-Smith 10 April Jackson 9 Ruth Whiteley 8 David Stevenson 7 Charleine Wain 6 Joseph Valente 5 Richard Woods 4 Aisha Kasim 3 Gary Poulton 2 Jenny Garbis 1 Scott Saunders
Sven’s Predictions Contestant 17
17 Mergim Butaja 16 Gary Poulton 15 Joseph Valente 14 Ruth Whiteley 13 David Stevenson 12 April Jackson 11 Aisha Kasim 10 Vana Koutsomitis 9 Richard Woods 8 Natalie Dean 7 Elle Stevenson 6 Jenny Garbis 5 Sam Curry 4 Selina Waterman-Smith 3 Charleine Wain 2 Scott Saunders 1 Brett Butler-Smythe
Weng’s Predictions Contestant 17
17 Aisha Kasim 16 Jenny Garbis 15 Mergim Butaja 14 Brett Butler-Smythe 13 Joseph Valente 12 Ruth Whiteley 11 David Stevenson 10 Elle Stevenson 9 Charleine Wain 8 April Jackson 7 Selina Waterman-Smith 6 Gary Poulton 5 Richard Woods 4 Natalie Dean 3 Sam Curry 2 Vana Koutsomitis 1 Scott Saunders
Will’s Predictions Contestant 17
17 Mergim Butaja 16 Elle Stevenson 15 Aisha Kasim 14 Vana Koutsomitis 13 David Stevenson 12 April Jackson 11 Selina Waterman-Smith 10 Brett Butler-Smythe 9 Ruth Whiteley 8 Gary Poulton 7 Richard Woods 6 Joseph Valente 5 Natalie Dean 4 Charleine Wain 3 Jenny Garbis 2 Scott Saunders 1 Sam Curry