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Prediction: Silksong will have a boss whose death animation involves delivering a full Shakespearean soliloquy in unsubtitled bugly gibberish.
I watched the KOG premiere last night and am going to say this so if im right ill look really smart:
Olivia, when we see her old and decrepit in her room, isnt mentally aware enough to run Park Planet. She's bedridden, obsessed over her Gwen-droid, and overall not doing well. So whos running Park Planet in her stead? Whos the real villain of the Knights of Guinevere?
That's right, its Orville Parks frozen head thats hooked up to the entire park
San Angelo Standard-Times, Texas, March 19, 1945
PICK A CARD: the changes you will make in the upcoming year (realistic)
Hello and welcome to this new reading! In here I will tell you all about the changes you will make in the upcoming year. I hope you enjoy and find it interesting!
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Pile 1:
The upcoming year is going to be very much about loosening yourself from expectations that were never really yours to begin with. A lot of you have been living in a way that is heavily influenced by what others expect from you; this can be family, friends, classmates, colleagues, or even just the general culture of the smaller groups you are part of, such as your school, your studies, or the environment you spend most of your time in. You might not even fully realise how much this has influenced you because for a long time it has felt normal, almost logical to adapt yourself to it all. In the upcoming year however, there is going to be a shift in how you view this. You will start noticing moments in which you feel resistance; small moments at first, like questioning why you dress a certain way, speak in a certain tone, or agree with things you do not actually agree with. This is not going to be some dramatic rebellion where you cut everyone off or suddenly become a completely different person, it is much more subtle than that. It is you slowly allowing yourself to think: do I actually want this? or am I just doing this because it is expected of me here? This can show up especially in environments like school or work, where there often is a very specific unspoken culture that everyone is supposed to fit into. For many of you this year will be about choosing yourself a bit more, even if it feels uncomfortable at first. You might start doing things differently than the people around you, and that can feel scary, especially if you are used to blending in and not standing out too much. But the more you allow yourself to do this, the lighter you will start to feel. You are not here to perfectly represent a culture, a group, or an image; you are here to live your own life, and this year is going to teach you that in a very real and practical way. curious about your sex life and love life of 2026? These exclusive readings are found on my Patreon now!
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Pile 2:
For this pile the upcoming year is really going to be about finally doing the little things you have been thinking about for a long time but always managed to postpone in one way or another. This is not a year of huge drastic changes all at once, but more a year in which you slowly but consistently push yourself outside of your comfort zone in ways that actually feel exciting rather than terrifying. You have had a lot of ideas over the past years; ideas about who you could be, what you could try, and what kind of life you might want to build for yourself, but most of those ideas stayed exactly that: ideas. In the upcoming year you are going to start acting on them, even if it is in very small ways at first. One of the biggest changes you will make is allowing yourself to try things without needing them to be perfect immediately. You are someone who often waits until you feel ‘’ready enough’’, skilled enough, confident enough, or until the timing feels just right, and because of that many things never actually started. This year you will slowly start realising that you do not need to be fully prepared to begin. So if you have been thinking about writing a book for a year or two (or even longer), this is the year in which you finally open that document and start writing, even if you are not sure where it is going yet, even if you think it might be bad at first. You will no longer wait for permission, validation, or a sign that you are allowed to do this. The same applies to other areas of your life as well. You might try a new hobby you always thought was ‘’not really for you’’ or something you were secretly interested in but felt a bit embarrassed about. Think creative things, expressive things, or even very practical things like taking a course, learning a new skill, or starting a small project just for yourself. These are not changes you make because someone else expects you to, but because you are curious. Curiousity is a very big theme for you this year, and instead of suppressing it, you will actually follow it. curious about your sex life and love life of 2026? These exclusive readings are found on my Patreon now!
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Pile 3:
The upcoming year for you is going to be about slowing down, relaxing, and focusing on yourself in a way you probably have not allowed yourself to do properly before. Past years, or at least the past year, have most likely been a lot for you; mentally, emotionally, even physically. You have been carrying around a lot of things that were not necessarily yours to carry; responsibilities you felt forced to take on, emotions that never really had the space to be processed, and expectations from others that you kept meeting even if it came at your own expense. This year, one of the biggest changes you will make is that you simply stop doing that. Not in a dramatic or impulsive way, but in a quiet and very intentional one. You are going to start choosing peace over chaos, rest over constant productivity, and yourself over constantly being there for everyone else. This does not mean you suddenly stop caring or become distant in a cold way or anything, but you will become much more selective with where you put your energy. You will realise that not everything deserves a reaction, not everyone deserves an explanation, and not every situation needs you to step in and fix it. This realisation alone is going to take a lot of weight off your shoulders and allow you to breathe again, something you might not have noticed you were not really doing fully anymore. A big part of this ‘’starting over’ energy for you is mental. You will be letting go of old thought patterns that kept you stuck in stress, guilt, or overthinking. You might notice that you start questioning why you always feel the need to justify yourself, why you feel bad for resting, or why you push yourself even when you are already exhausted. Throughout the year you will slowly unlearn these habits and replace them with ones that are much kinder to yourself. This is not going to be an overnight change; there will be plenty of moments in which you fall back into old patterns, but the difference is that this time you will catch yourself and gently correct it instead of beating yourself up over it. curious about your sex life and love life of 2026? These exclusive readings are found on my Patreon now!
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𝐏𝐀𝐂 | 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 '𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞' 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥?
How will this special soul break through the walls no one else could, reach the depths of your heart, and make you feel emotions you’ve never known before?
Take a deep breath, clear your mind, and choose the image or images you are drawn to without too much thinking.
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Pile 1
Welcome, dear pile 1.
Your cards: Two of Wands, Nine of Wands (reversed), The Star, Wheel of Fortune, The Lovers (reversed), The Magician’s Sword: trust your magic.
While reading your cards and stepping into your world, I almost cried, pile 1. It’s hard to explain everything I felt, but I’ll try. Your story feels like the feeling of hope itself. While the whole world presses in, while time moves quietly and carelessly, while the trees sway in the wind, the birds sing, and people run around in their endless rush... while all that chaos and beauty happen at once, while the days chase each other, you move forward calmly with the hope in your heart, expecting nothing.
And as you move forward, a love that will mark your heart like a tattoo is waiting for you.
Before I move into the more intuitive messages, I’ll tell you what your cards are saying. The Magician’s Sword card says: you won’t be able to escape the truth and beauty inside your heart. Because that is your essence. Whatever is not yours, whatever does not speak to you, you will cut away with this sword. Because the truth is this: you are beautiful. And no one who cannot understand that beauty, no one who cannot touch your depth, should have the power to affect you.
This love will catch you when you least expect it, with someone you never expected. And when all your walls and expectations crumble, you won’t be able to run away. You won’t be able to stay far from them.
This feels like real love. The kind that makes the whole world look brighter and full of meaning. The kind where your wounds and fears melt into safety and warmth. The kind where you could say, “This person made me feel like I have a soul.” A love that wraps you in gentle, loving touches. A love that makes you feel like children again, running around with laughter. A love that fills you with inspiration.
I feel you’ll be grateful for it. It feels like that moment at the end of a movie, when the screen goes dark and the music begins. It’s like an ending, and at the same time a beginning. A moment where you know you can never be the same again.
I see that even their smile will brighten your whole day. A smile that shows you that love doesn’t have to be wild, burning, or chaotic. And most of all, a smile that keeps you in the present moment, so that nothing else matters. You will truly love their smile. You will love the purity in their heart, and you will be the one who sees it most clearly. On some nights when they aren’t beside you, you will pray for them. They will remind you of the depth of prayer.
Numbers, conflicts, politics, division, shallow things… all of it will give way to something else. Something quieter. Something that feels stronger. (They’re asking me to quote The Little Prince here, and if you love that book like I do, you’ll understand why.) Because you are a deep soul, and depth is what calls to you. You carry beauty in your heart. And that’s exactly why this kind of love is waiting for you.
Thank you for reading.
Pile 2
Hello dear Pile 2, welcome! This is such a refreshing energy and I love it for you!
Your cards: Page of Swords, Four of Wands (reversed), Four of Pentacles (reversed), The Devil, Queen of Cups (reversed), First Breath: A New Beginning Mindset.
Take a deep breath in and out, Pile 2. Feel the clean and refreshing air. Burn the pages of the past and start writing on a new one. In fact, don’t even write - just focus on the present moment and live it. Feel it. Feel a brand new and different reality. Feel it, because this person will make you feel and experience exactly what I’m saying.
This is a very special energy: not one of perfect happiness, but of surrender. Neither warm nor cold. Just refreshing. If you think their heart will be made of ice or that they will always look at you with tenderness, don’t - those thoughts would mislead you.
To put it simply and clearly, this person feels like a breath of fresh air an entirely new experience. One you’ll discover layer by layer over time. An experience from which you’ll learn new things as time passes. Like being reborn, completely and profoundly.
And you may ask, what makes this special? How will it touch my soul?
It will touch your soul because it’s entirely new and makes you feel truly present and alive. It’s an experience that makes you feel your existence. No longer watching life from behind a curtain, but truly living it, laughing and crying as both the main character and the supporting one.
You’ll be the main character because this person will look into your eyes, truly see you, and want to see you. You’ll feel both them and yourself down to your core when they’re beside you.
And you’ll be the supporting character because, through them, you’ll humbly learn that life doesn’t revolve around you alone.
It’s neither black nor white ,there are no masks, only raw reality.
Never underestimate how deeply this can touch you or how much it can affect you.
You are being offered the chance to exist and rediscover yourself in a completely new way through this person. And you will accept it and feel it in every cell of your being.
This person will transform you. They will make you dream new dreams. They will give you the nurturing affection of family you may have never felt before. They will show you flaws you hadn’t noticed.
But do you know what the real point is, Pile 2? You’re going to love this.
You’re going to love existing.
You’re going to love feeling life with all its imperfections and beauty.
I don’t know how long you’ve felt lost or numb, or how long you’ve felt like an insignificant piece in your own story… but this person will teach you what life truly feels like and they’ll do it while holding your hand with attention.
This love will exist through its contradictions, its dreams, and its realities.
This love will exist with you.
And through this love, you will finally exhale at last, a breath of relief.
Thank you for reading.
Pile 3
Hello Pile 3!!!! As soon as I tuned into this pile, I felt bursts of joyful energy and it already makes me so curious. You’re either a naturally positive, radiant person, or this love will make you feel that way. Such a beautiful energy. I can sense that you’re lucky.
Your cards: Strength (reversed), Four of Swords (reversed), Seven of Wands (reversed), King of Pentacles , The Hermit, Contract: Sacred Agreement.
The moment I felt the energy and overall theme, you have no idea how much I felt jelly of you! This feels like it came straight out of a romantic comedy movie...
Let me tell you what scenario I see.
I see you spotting this person, eyes wide open, then turning around and running in the opposite direction without looking back. This person will shine so brightly and burst into your life in such a way that you’ll return to your so called “miserable reality” (as you see it) and that hated healing process with both excitement and fear. On the outside, you’ll appear calm and composed, but in truth, you’ll be clumsily mixing everything up. And I see this person just laughing at your adorable chaos because the truth is, you’re irresistibly sweet, and they will see that.
This person will teach you confidence and a healthy dose of self interest. You won’t believe someone like them actually exists. (Honestly, neither can I, Pile 3, but I guess it’s real..(Note to self: of course it’s real energy don’t lie!))
This person has a very attractive, charismatic energy, almost like they glow with star quality, or at least you’ll see them as the star of your life.
They will love you in such a special way , carefully woven, surprising, sometimes breathtaking and they’ll make you realize how lucky you are while constantly keeping you on your toes. You’ll hand your heart to them willingly. No matter how much pain you’ve been through before and said I am done this time for sure, trust me this time, you’ll find yourself foolishly ready to fall in love again. And don’t just trust my words ,trust the universe. Because this is an important message.
For many of you, a long lasting relationship and life together await with this person. Through them, you’ll learn generosity: not just being “one,” but being “more than one.” You’ll learn to value others’ rights and to stand up for them. This person will give you reasons to fight and reasons worth defending.
Also especially if you’ve been disinterested or have suppressed that part of yourself for a long time, this person will teach you desire both in a sensual and in many other meaningful ways.
And here’s an important part: this person will also teach you teamwork and the proud feeling of walking beside someone incredibly handsome, beautiful or attractive.
This person will also make you laugh a lot. Be ready for that.
So happy for you Pile 3! Thank you for reading!!!
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2026 DC predictions
- Superman goes evil again despite countless audience studies showing people want the opposite
- "6 7" joke
- An ICE storyline (interpret that how you will)
- WFA comes back
- A character comes out of the closet but receives no marketing
- Live action Nightwing teaser
- DC uses AI art despite publicly proclaiming they won't
- Yet another fucking Flashpoint
- Netflix purchases Warner Bros. and releases their own Justice League miniseries
- Unexpected Green Lantern trailer
- New storyline is spearheaded by a Gen Z writer and it shows
- A comic get banned from a Utah public high school