apricotdodie on ig

this is where I put my incorrect quotes because I am no longer lemondodie

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dodie: "serving size: 4"

dodie: yeah

dodie: all 4 me

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dodie: people are focused on themselves, they aren't thinking about you

evan: ever

dodie: that's not what i meant

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sammy: you should treat spiders the way you want to be treated

dodie: killed without hesitation

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elle: you need a hobby

dodie: i have a hobby

elle: staring at shannons face is not a hobby

dodie: you're right, its a profession and i excel at my job.

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dodie: i don't really like people,, but ur ok... i guess

hedy: im your sister?????

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jack: hey dodie, can we go to the mall and get a dress

dodie: of course, im so glad you're comfortable asking me about that

dodie: and i support you exploring your different-

jack: actually the dress is for hazel, but you handled this really well

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astrid: dodie why is there a picture of you on top of the tree

dodie: im the star

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dodie: SJKSKDJSJSJAKSJSJSK

hedy: how are you doing that with your mouth?

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evan: you played me like a fiddle!

dodie: actually, fiddles are quite hard to play. i played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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tessa: i regret getting you a blender for christmas

dodie: *sips waffle* why?

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shannon: you want to hug me don't you

dodie: yeah I do

shannon: fine, four to five seconds

dodie: forty five seconds!!!!

shannon: dodie- no

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manager josh: dodie, I need a word with you

dodie: oh no, you're gonna fire me

manager josh: no, its actually the opposite

dodie: ...im gonna fire you?

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dodie: what's trending right now, kids?

hedy: pain.

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dodie: i have good news and bad news

evan: just tell me the good news

dodie: the airbags in your car work perfectly

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dodie, angry: grr

dodie: im gonna give this girl a piece of my mind

tessa: no you're not

dodie: no im not

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hazel: you're driving the car and you see sammy and jack crossing the road, which do you hit first?

dodie: definitely sammy.

hazel, massaging her temples: you were supposed to say brakes first, dodie. not sammy.

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dodie: life's a party and I'm the piñata