Apricotluma the Masked

An askblog made up of a lazy comedian.  Link to Ask Box

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Merry Christmas, I guess

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Something I find funny is that I think at one point, there was worry about whether or not we would run out of resources at some point or overpopulation, but now we’re gonna go extinct in like less than a thousand years because we’ve just fucked up the Earth’s climate so bad to the point where people were dying, and will continue to die, in the heat.

Basically, instead of our descendants making the world uninhabitable, it’s our ancestors.

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You didn’t think a Halloween was going to pass without a visit from your friend Top Hat Skele, were you?

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What I’ve been doing recently:

Streaming and Dragon Quest.

Follow one of them here: https://www.twitch.tv/apricotluma

That is if you don’t mind mediocrity.

I have music set up though and I interact with the chat while I play games.

So follow if you want I guess.

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I’m not sure how to incorporate it, but what if we change cis to cisters.

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In a Spongebob episode I caught during a vacation(?) trip, this guy took over both the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket, and combined them. He made better Krabby Patties by mixing in some chum. The thing is, it’s supposedly canon that chum is disgusting and can cause detrimental effects to the body if consumed in large enough quantities, like in the episode where KAREN paid a guy to eat from the Chum Bucket. This leads me to believe that chum isn’t a “food”, but a sort of spice or condiment, where it needs to be mixed with a food in order to work. This is why Plankton gets no business: not because he sells bad food, but because he’s serving it raw, without anything to mix it with. It’s like having a restaurant only serve mayonnaise as a foodstuff, it’s not gonna work.

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If we make racists the minority, I wonder if they will fight amongst themselves.

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Took me like 2 days to make this. Hope someone enjoys.

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Something I whipped up after seeing the clip.

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A few of my pieces I’ve done for my latest project (third is a white rabbit, but it blends in to the background) that I can’t show as they either don’t fit, or it’s a gif that I can’t put in, as it has to do with jpeg images.

I also take commissions now, as I just need an image to pixelate, or a general idea of what to make. $5, $10, or $15 up front via Venmo depending on the size. Hopefully these pics give a general idea of what I can do. If you want something done, send an ask/message with the general idea/image.

If the image isn’t what you want, I’m willing to edit it until it is. If I’m unable to do the image in question, due to not enough skill or just not being able to, I can supply a refund.

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