Apricot

I make art

[ghastlyhaunts]

My side of a design trade with @apricotpaw

Silly little grandma,,,

[apricotpaw]

GRANDMA!!!!!!!!

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

rarepairs but platonic. why has nobody else thought about how fun it would be for these two to interact

[leg-stealing-bee]

they should put testosterone in sour gummy worms

[catparking]

The blue side is T the pink side is E

[leg-stealing-bee]

me and who

[bingosomen]

[pointnclick]

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

[squeakitties]

genderfluid but instead of a sliding scale between male and female it’s a 3D graph with X Y and Z axes

[weonsinnombre]

[maxxipad]

this is easily one of the videos i’ve ever seen

[abyssaldyke]

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

[drdaanvondutch]

tumblr deleted my last confessional post so here’s a new one:

when i was like 6 my grandparents got me an awesome dollhouse (playmobil haus 5301 if anyone needs to know). for some reason, i had in my head that one day, god would shrink a bunch of people until they were the size of polly pockets and the world would be so cruel and scary for them. so every night i would pray to god that if he did that, that he would please put the tiny people in my dollhouse so i could provide for them. and every night, in case it happened, i would put water in a little cup for them and make their little beds so they’d have somewhere warm to rest after finding out they would be tiny forever. i told my friend in school about this and he said “oh my dad’s a wizard dont worry he can make them grow again” and then i felt at ease and never worried about it again.

[apricotpaw]

I hope he gets kicked like a football <3 (affectionate)

[grenadineghost]

*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*

[rorystr]

Just found ur account :3 if ur still doing pride reqs maybe transmasc goosefeather? Ty for chance!!

duck duck goose

[apricotpaw]

A few ocs from a wcrp I'm in >:3

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

if i tell yall what i did on the tram today yall would call it a fake tumblr story i think

[octal-alchemist]

oh?

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

so it helps to know that my mindset at the time was influenced by having been transphobically sealioned at a temping agency earlier, as well as spontaneously turning up to a different temping agency without an appointment & actually landing with them after THOSE guys turned out to be cool.

I was on the tram (crowded tram) (just after 11 AM) on my way home full of adrenaline still, and saw my dad eating a banana on the platform. I could get out of the tram to say hi, but then i'd miss the tram, or worse, hold it up. What i COULD do, however, is sprint out of the tram as soon as the door opens, take a bite from the banana my dad is holding, and SPRINT back into the tram before the doors close. So That Is What I Did.

unfortunately now roughly half of the passengers of the tram were looking at me like I was suddenly some sort of feral spirit of hunger or perhaps a strange insect of some sort.* Fortunately, the truth was also the ONE sequence of words that could make what they had just witnessed okay. I went "das ist mein papa!!!" which is german for "thats my dad!!!!!"

My dad seemed genuinely delighted by this btw. the look on his face was fucking PRICELESS

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

i would like to beat the little german boy accusations based on my behavior before they arise. i am in fact a tall german trans girl.

however in everything except body i AM calvin from calvin & hobbes

[exocynraku]

I wish to request a pansexual and genderfluid Monkeystar for the pride icon things,, thank you for the opportunity! :3

here she is :]

[campyvillain]

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

[campyvillain]

best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)

[campyvillain]

THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS

[campyvillain]

fr tho imagine being this thing and you grow up into a beast that kills things with its nose what would you even do.

[captainlividllama]

I’d kill things with my fucking nose what else

[screenshotsofdespair]

[eternalcyclicality]