geek goddess.

@aprilxnemeth

|01/01/2015| ❤ |05/03/2015| ❤ |07/31/2015| ❤ Wife & momma of three. 3x time WWE Divas champion. 2x time Diva of the Year. Buttkicker turned writer. Dog lover, cartoons aficionado & gamer extraordinaire. Currently in love with food, comic books & my little family. {rpg blog!}.

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rysingstorm‌:

Shhh. Only you know.

Oh my gosh, only me?

I secretly can’t wait to go home.

So it’s not really a secret anymore, hm?

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*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

@mr-showoff

I’ve been so hungry lately I feel like a preteen, maybe I’m finally growing up.

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Sometimes I almost reblog things and forget that you guys are gonna see it and I have to stop myself reaaaaal quick.

Is it bad? Is it sexual? Now I’m curious.

mr-showoff‌:

Where is your proof??

It’s right HERE!

mr-showoff‌:

I’m no dork..

Lying again, I see.

mr-showoff‌:

I still won. The new champ.

The champ of dorks, maybe.

mr-showoff‌:

Ever??

...okay, I exaggerated. But I’m not lying right now!

mr-showoff‌:

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

EVER.

mr-showoff‌:

Am not. You. Is. A. Liar.

I don’t lie. Ever.

mr-showoff‌:

It does, because you’re a liar!

It doesn’t, you’re lying about me being a liar.

mr-showoff‌:

It doesn’t have to rhyme. Aprilies. Aprilies. Aprilies.

It does because your nickname makes NO SENSE.

mr-showoff‌:

You speak lies. Aprilies.

Aprilies doesn’t even rhyme as good as Nicholies does, so.

mr-showoff‌:

Sounds like something someone who lost would say.

I only speak facts!

mr-showoff‌:

Excuses, excuses. I beat you fair and square.

Originally posted by 80sn90svideogames

You did but only because the game felt bad for you.

Let it be known to the world that I beat the babe in Mario party. She sucks. 🤗

For the record I would like to clarify a few points about this ridiculous statement:

A) He beat me because at the end of the game they rewarded him a star for falling in the most “random” places.

B) He can’t possibly call me out for sucking when HE is the one who ends up in 6th place when we play Mario Kart in 50cc. (easiest difficulty).

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