A Procrastinating Perfectionist

Ripping farts and breaking hearts since 1995.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Every time I see ibs I always think of "does ibs stand for I be shittin because that's what I be doing"

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

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[animentality]

[fanonical]

‘star wars’ is a great title. simple, descriptive, and to-the-point. in fact, more films should be named like it. mad max? that should be car wars. anastasia? should be tsar wars

and titanic? why, that’s nearfarwhereveryouare wars

[penbattles]

[askwholehearted]

So tasty.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[cancaodomar]

• Cristina Mittermeier

[malachte]

im obsessed with how this baby seal at an aquarium looks when its picked up

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

Actual tears in my eyes.

[mustardtigress]

baby seal's first swim lesson

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy last Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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