She really just said that...

My roommates and I have been on this interesting journey together called college for a few months now. One of my roommates, Tamagotchi, as she wished to be called, is a very interesting and unpredictable person. We thought that the world also needed to see the outlandish creativity that takes place in her mind. Can't tame her. Can't blame her.

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She just got naked with the door wide open

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FUCK!! I ran into the wall

Tamagotchi

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Tamagotchi: We're best friends, right N?

N: What?

Tamagotchi: We're best friends, right N?

N: What are you talking about?

Tamagotchi: We're best friends, right?

N: ...

Tamagotchi: wanna play with my hair?

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I'll pay you 5 dollars to play with my hair

Tamagotchi after a long day of classes

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There was a stinkbug the size of a quarter on her pillow. Just sitting there. Chillin.

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Ohh it's purple...it looks like an alien fruit

B after playing with her fruit for 5 minutes

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I flashed some guy at a party

Tamagotchi.

She's really proud of her nipple piercings.

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UGGRGHH, I have to put on my pants and shit

Tamagotchi

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I would have sex with the cheese from the Melting Pot. I would marry it.

Tamagotchi while we were having a conversation about going to college night at the Melting Pot.

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Tamagotchi: I just bought these leaves on Amazon that are supposed to make you feel weird. Like they get you high.

Me: Wait, what? You bought weed on Amazon?

Tamagotchi: Hell no, I wish! Don't play like that (insert my name), you know how much my life would change if they sold weed on Amazon. Holy shit!

Me: lol

Tamagotchi: Look I got wild grass...

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ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe

Tamagotchi when her hair got stuck in a hair tie. I had heard this noise for a few seconds and looked back to see her staring off at something with an odd look of pain on her face.

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I'm gonna be like 'okay well whether you want to be in it or not, I'm gonna take a picture with you'

Tamagotchi in reference to her lab TA

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The Realization

After a photo of her creeping on her TA got more likes than her profile picture on Facebook, she finally admitted that the "kind of but not really" stalking scares her a little. Yes, Tamagotchi, this is what we've been feeling all along.

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I scare myself so much………but I love it

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I just found out today that flurries are a real thing. Like the McFlurry from McDonald's is named after snow flurries.

Tamagotchi.

This happened a few months ago, probably during the first snowfall of the fall semester or around that time. It'll probably be a standalone classic for Tamagotchi-isms. She seemed so amazed about the fact that there were different types of snow - flurries, slush, powder, and everything in between.

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*twerks in B's face*

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She's watching Catching Fire at 9:30 in the morning...actually, that's pretty friggin' awesome.