Claire Keane
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The Bright Sessions
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Cosmic Funnies
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almost home
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noise dept.
shark vs the universe
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@apuertoricanbohemienne
I think it’s fine if somebody describes a piece of media as life changing and earth shattering and bone shaking and it doesn’t do much for you. I don’t think the person who said that owes you an apology or anything. that’s just the nature of people being different people
She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about
the lion does not concern herself with papa
there should be a job called puzzle solver where you solve puzzles and get paid a living wage . i would be so good at it.
with the way high school positions you to think that you need to decide on the rest of your life as a seventeen year old i think troy bolton was well within his right to be flinging himself across walls and visualising hundreds of basketballs falling from the sky to attack him and shit
the type of mental anguish only a seventeen year old who wont be taking a gap year after school will experience
keep joking about that kink you definitely don't have
Some of the categories for the NYT Connections fills me with hatred and wrath. What do you mean “dog breeds with the first letter changed” i’ll kill you
Fury. Rage. Flames on the side of my face.
Recent ones that made me set my phone down and walk to the other side of my apartment
“homophones for places to park a ship” was one of the runner up entities for this post, it not only made me feel bad but also a little humiliated. ultimately I had to respect it for that. word puzzles are a passionate and sensual affair
you relapsed on yearning again didn’t you
thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op
on survival
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girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.
you forgot the best one
does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately
ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🫶 fuck👍
was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.
i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])
she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??
best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this
and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.
my artists rendition of the morning in question
Average theatre fan watching a bootleg with their favorite theatre actor now: 'if you skip to 01:21:39 you can see a single tear rolling down his cheek'
Average theatre fan then:
friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:
Do not work on your days off.
"But--"
DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.
Do not work on your breaks
Do not “answer a few emails” on your vacation
Do not work off the clock
Doing this doesn’t reward you with more money or whatever. It rewards you with more work.
Additionally: TAKE YOUR BREAKS P L E A S E
all media today is writers frantically trying to make their work idiotproof and then the audience frantically trying to make themselves better idiots
If it's true what they say, I'll be on my way
