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hi i am venison vendotlover. professional bird liker and film freak.

i made a something that one time its called BUSINESS 2 all showings have been private so far but i might make them public somehow so look out for that maybe im 18+ so there may be mildly suggestive content here. will tag if i remember.

art tag: #ven diagram

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chirasul

we got a full redbox and now we're playing go fish with the redbox movies

chirasul

I would never pay money for a redbox. if you ask politely and are very very persistent (i.e. annoying) they will let you take it away

here's my dad and i taking it away

a redbox makes a wonderful addition to your patio

fishmech

for those wondering why they're free to take now, it's because the company that made those "chicken soup for the soul" books bought them a few years ago and then completely collapsed so bad they couldn't afford to dispose of or even take the blu rays and dvds out of their kiosks all over.

so any of them is free game because they're all located on other business' property and they usually don't want to have to pay to get rid of them either. so asking the store manager usually gets you the ok to pull it out and keep it.

chirasul

there was a period of time right after their bankruptcy where you could put in any debit or credit card and it would spit out movies without charging you. you could even put in like an expired or deactivated card, or a visa gift card with a $0 balance, didnt matter, they'd just start spitting discs out. a lotta people raided redboxes for movies for a couple months, with some people doing what me and my brother and my dad did here, taking the whole box and signs and marquees as well. because managers sure as hell don't want a big abandoned piece of trash on their sidewalk disappointing customers. BUT they're also often too cheap to pay someone to remove it. so they just sit there.

luckily there are no shortage of freaks like us who will just take them away on our own volition. we did it all "by the book", too: we set up cones and caution tape, disconnected electricity properly, used an angle grinder to grind down the bolts in the concrete so nobody would trip on them, then cleaned everything up afterward and sealed off the electrical panel so the store would know everything is safe and tidy. though they were hesitant when we were first contacting them, they were honestly very relieved and grateful when we finally took it away, especially once they saw that we "knew what we were doing" (we don't) and look like we've "done this before" (we haven't).

the fun part: the reason why this redbox, in particular, was completely full and unraided is because the computer hardware inside had failed some months before the bankruptcy, and a failing company sure as hell wasn't gonna send a tech out to our podunk dipshit city to fix it, so it was impossible to rent movies or take any discs out. plus, for who knows how long, people were returning old redbox discs to this machine and not taking any out, leading to a much higher variety of movies than your average redbox.

there is a thriving community of redbox hackers and modders out there, as well, creating open-source software for repurposing the machines and not letting their very interesting and robust disc-management hardware go to waste. this one belongs to my brother (who was very annoying persistent and did all the legwork of contacting managers and securing permission) who is a programmer by trade and will be hacking it into a family-access movie library, with whatever discs we want. i mean the machine is completely weatherproof and has a built-in AC unit, it would be such a waste to not try to turn it into something cool.

if we get another one, i'm gonna try to mod it into some sort of art or zine vending machine. the disc boxes are just the right size for small print art or stickers. would make a great "little free library" too.

remember: the rules are made up. act like you belong there and you can get away with anything. this applies to your own life

#i have fond memories of redbox #when i was younger id visit my nana for a weekend wtv and we would rent a movie from redbox and watch it with popcorn and candy etc #it was very pleasant

animentality

jingerpi

"reblog to give a trans woman soup"

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"trans women experience misogyny because they're women"

- you are now on a blocklist

keratinh

Loved seeing regect picking up zes traits/habits and pulling out a gun whenever he got slightly inconvenienced ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹they share their shitty anger management issues togetherr💖💖💖💖

nightscentedjasmine

Hai moe

maiathestupendous

Zegect

Hello tumblr zegect nation

maiathestupendous

more zegect i forgot to post

domasuita

Vic happy birthday

My №3 fav character

#fave

standards123

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

phillip-bankss

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

ooo-silly-worms

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

claypigeonpottery

@bazanite you are so correct

digihowl

if u woke up tomorrow and appeared in a world where the beatles never existed, how long would it take for you to notice?

i would notice immediately

1-3 days

at least a week

multiple weeks - a month

multiple months

half a year

a full year

multiple years

i would never notice

Voting ended onJun 4

this was the plot to the movie Yesterday (2019) which ive only ever heard abt secondhand, so it made me wonder how long it’d take to realize the beatles are Missing. like imagine you google ringo starr and theres Nothing.

it also begs the question how Different music would sound, but lets say all music still sounds the same there just were no beatles in this timeline

#like 1-3 days because one of my current fav playlists has a beatles song in it and i'd wonder where it went