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My life is like Vanessa Hudgens' Sneakernight if you were not ready, did not eat, and did not have the energy.

#sneakernight #vanessa hudgens #chronic illness

Happy Dashcon to all, and to all a good night!

#dashcon 2 #dashcon #dashcon two

MR. PRESIDENT! THE CIA MUTED YOUR STREAM! WE WILL NOT LET YOU BE SILENCED!

#dashcon two #dashcon #dashcon 2 #richard nixon

coolkaius

The Muppet Joker's Quiet Sock Puppet Craft Corner

First person in my bloodline to witness a Tumblr user posing as US President Richard Millhouse Nixon sing a version of toxic gossip train btw.

#dashcon 2 #dashcon two #dashcon #richard nixon #woah mama #watergate #tricky dick #forcefemming Richard Nixon

A sock puppet I made using Father Muppet's instructions:

Now accepting names for my new son. I know he is my own sick and twisted creation because he sporadically burst into Margaritaville while I sewed his shirt. Yes my boy, yearn for the tropical vibes only Jimmothy Buffet can provide you.

He has a lisp. :(

#dashcon 2 #cursed #dashcon two #dashcon #muppet joker #muppet hole #the croaker movement #the croakerverse #ifyoulikepiñacoladas #my dark and twisted mind #gettingcaughtintherain

Wow, I sure hope the economy of Neopets doesn't take such a catastrophic decline!

#dashcon 2 #dashcon two #dashcon #neopets #corporate greed

Fanart of the Croaker from today's panel:

(Vaguely) Based on this Screenshot:

I don't draw often, okay?

#cursed #dashcon 2 #dashcon two #dashcon #muppet joker #muppet hole #the croakerverse #the croaker movement #fanart #art #drawing

livethroughtthis

Fiona Apple wearing suit of armor on a subway by Joe McNally

strange-aeons

Literally gonna be me omw to dashcon

missgalaxtea

Prepared to meet their end, The Muppet Joker quotes literature to their lover Kermit. The audience must choose. Will Kermit kill or spare the Croaker?

korven-kuningas

hey friend, want to come over and make sock puppets with me, and make them kiss while the glue is still wet?

bugofthefankind

I love seeing a true Christian marriage, a divorced man, a muppet, and the son that was just created by one and almost murdered by the other.

Its almost like the Holy Trinity in a way

coolkaius

Croaker Sonnet Quatrain

A humble craft takes a treacherous turn,

When five becomes none, we're given a choice.

Is muppet to sock as lesson to learn?

Lin-Manuel has died, and with him our voice.

#dashcon 2 #cursed #dashcon two #dashcon #muppet joker #muppet hole #lin manuel miranda #light yagami #harley quinn #murder puppet #batwife #kermit the frog #kermitting muppetcide

Father has returned

#dashcon 2 #dashcon two #dashcon #muppet joker

Finished the Snapewives panel. 4/10, the organizer didn't even mention the canonical biblical event of Rainbow Dash finding out her pony mark is a symbol of rampant sodomy.

#dashcon 2 #dashcon two #dashcon #she repents but God doesn't listen #for how could he listen as the sounds of anal intercourse thwart her pleas

mothmanthebreadwizard

Do you have a moment to talk about our liege and saviour the Croaker?

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