Like, y'know nyaa

Im going by Aqua on here They/Them  ~  20-something

[cryptotheism]

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

[heartofthedemonking]

warning! warning! catagory "five" princess "bweh" event detected! millions dead, estimated casualties upwards of hundreds of millions!

[calebwittebane]

annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

[lakemojave]

I'm gonna say something controversial and I'm trusting everyone to be measured and calm in their response. I understand if I get flack for this but if my audience is as mature as I believe them to be then this should be fine.

[lakemojave]

I'm addicted to fat puffy nipples

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

I'm so fucking irritated at you for that five minute gap between posts. I checked your blog four times for this

[qqchurch]

me when i get you

[bethfuller]

ੈ✧̣̇˳·˖✶ ✦ delete world? ੈ✧̣̇˳·˖✶ ✦

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[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[charl0ttan]

im inhaling enough hopeberries to kill a fully grown doubtpig

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[princessdraconic]

it's really distressing how many people think "demi-human" is a totally neutral category of person and not extremely politically charged. i mean. if you do basic analysis you'll see that the humanoids that get to be "demi-humans" are all ones who have been historically aligned with human and elf political interests.

like, take catgirls for example. the stereotype of a catgirl is a domestic service worker like a maid, usually in the employ of a human aristocrat. she gets to be a demi-human, but the tiger amazons Who chose to ally with the demon queen rather than cede their hunting grounds to humans are still considered demons by many people, even though they don't have any connection to the shadowlands beyond that! its also interesting that elves were never considered "demi-humans", even if i sometimes i see people argue on here that they should be.

[ijichi-nijika]

moo moo meadows sex playlist

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[headslikekites]

don't think about your life past 9pm teto