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This is the first time I’ve ever seen a public utility ruefully praise someone for
property damage….
I mean, you couldn’t plan it if you tried, so it’s a genuine accident. And also a freaky one - like throwing a coin and it landing on its side.
fossil record patisserie
i feel like it must be the height of luxury and decadence to be a kid sitting in one of those little trailers attached to your parent’s bike, being driven around like some kind of pompous miniature capitalist, relaxing with perhaps a small snack while your personal chauffeur takes you wherever you wish
if you ever feel stupid remember that kodak used to hold almost 90% of all camera sales in the US but fell off the face of the earth because in 1975 they created the first self-contained digital camera which would have been market-breaking but decided to trash the project because they figured that digital photography was a phase that people would grow out of, only to go out of business because they were the only company that wouldn’t commericalize on digital cameras
@iamoutofideas “capitalism promotes innovation!”
Kinda similar to how 3D printing is 40 year old technology, but the reason it’s big now is because the patent finally expired
yes sir! see also: wireless charging
Society if capitalism didnt exist
The argument for standing desks (intended to sell them) that humans didn’t “evolve to” sit at a desk all day is so absurd... how is the solution to this standing at a desk all day lol? That’s also awful, and worse or impossible for many people (ask cashiers). What we’re not “evolved to do” is sell 40+ hours a week of our lives to companies who pay us a fraction of the value we create. We’re not evolved to stare at a corporate screen or fake politeness for customers or tear ourselves away from the things & people we actually care about for so many hours a week that we have broken spirits and exhausted bodies even in our “free” time. That onion article about scientists recommending not only standing at your desk but walking right out of the office is both very funny and genuinely accurate (not that scientific institutions are actually recommending it, but the science supports it)
this is so funny the pharmacist was definitely in the right here
apothecary: we will not allow your plagued husband to infect our shoppe
the hag: AYE a most disrespectful and churlish villain you are
this happened in like 2015 I cannot believe how above the curve our pharmacist was
what the hell
That would of been the ends right there….
ok it kinda looks like shit tho
youd look like shit if you were left forgotten in a beer can for 8 years too. dont be fucking rude
I love this dude, but mostly I’m excited that cable knit sweaters exist in Star Wars
This looks like a “humans of new york” picture
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Calli goes apeshit on the harmonica
#i get this unshakeable vibe that she and amelia watson are deeply unwell #not sure why
What I think is funny is so altered that this post glitched on my dash and I just assumed 200k people thought it was funny as I did
tumblr should remove the sign up and delete account buttons. no one gets in, no one gets out
visiting the wizard to trans my gender
Are there gay bugs?
he performed this when he came to my school and that shit was funny as fuck especially because a lot of the audience was LGBT ppl and we like Got It he’s so ridiculous
He’s also the guy who uses his twitter verification to pose as people and tweet ridiculous shit ie.
Iconic
donkey saying “parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet” implies
the existence of a concept of a hell and damnation in the shrek universe;
the recognition that the earth is one of several spherical bodies which orbit the sun
parfait is a french word which implies another troubling feature of the shrek universe: france
