Gravity Falls sentence starters - part 1
1. “Ah, summer break. A time for leisure, recreation, and takin’ ‘er easy. …Unless you’re me.”
2. “This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters!”
3. “And there’s a goat on my bed.”
4. “I know you’re going through your whole ‘boy crazy’ phase, but I think you’re kinda overdoing it with the ‘crazy’ part.”
5. “This is our first summer away from home. It’s my big chance to have an epic summer romance.”
6. “I’d fire all of you if I could.”
7. “Eenie, meenie, miney… you.”
8. “I’m telling you, something weird is going on in this town. Just today, my mosquito bites spelled out ‘beware’.”
9. “Let me get this straight. In the half-hour I was gone, you’ve already found a boyfriend/girlfriend?”
10. “We met at the cemetery. S/he’s really deep.”
12. “Is my _____ really dating a zombie, or am I just going nuts?”
13. “I couldn’t help but overhear you talking to yourself in this empty room.”
14. “Do you think s/he might be a vampire? That would be so awesome!”
15. “It all adds up. The bleeding, the limp… s/he never blinks! Have you noticed that?”
16. “Well, what about me, huh? Why can’t you trust me?”
17. “And here we have Rock-That-Looks-Like-A-Face Rock: the rock that looks like a face.”
18. “I need to borrow the golf cart so that I can save my ____ from a zombie!”
19. “Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?”
20. “You guys are butt-faces!”
21. “I wouldn’t worry about it. Did you see their little legs? Those suckers are tiny.”
22. “Behold, the world’s most distracting object.”
23. “I’m sorry for ignoring your advice. You really were just looking out for me.”
24. “Aw, don’t be like that. You saved our butts back there.”
25. “The catch is ‘do it before I change my mind’, now take something.”
26. “And I will have a… grappling hook!”
27. “Human sized hamster balls? I’m human sized!”
28. “It’s Family Fun Day, genius. We’re cutting off work and having one of those bonding type deals.”
29. “Is this going to be anything like our last family bonding day?”
30. “The county jail was so cold.”
31. “Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?”
32. “Blindfolds never lead to anything good.”
33. “Why do you want to bond with us/me all of the sudden?”
34. “That’s hand stitching, you know.”
35. “It’s just going to be you, me, and those goofy hats on a boat for ten hours.”
36. “Now what did I tell you about scaring my customers? This is your last warning, ____.”
37. “Imagine what you could do with five hundred dollars!”
38. “I am one million percent on board with this!”
39. “Monster hunt! Monster hunt! Monster hunt!”
40. “Permission to taste some?”
41. “Aren’t you supposed to be doing lookout?”
42. “Hey, why aren’t you laughing? Are you scared?”
43. “What was that? Was it your stomach?”
44. “Sweet! Beaver with a chainsaw.”
45. “Maybe that old guy was crazy after all.”
46. “What are we going to say to ____? We ditched him/her over nothing.”
47. “Get back to the boat! Hurry!”
48. “Go to the falls! I think there might be a cave behind there.”
49. “You made this? Why?”
50. “Whelp! Time to get back to work on my death ray.”
51. “So much for the photo contest.”
52. “Whoa. What happened to your shirt?”
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