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"Lyla, pull up the media."

{{OOC: This is a roleplay, headcanon account. Do not treat this like it is official. This is also made by a TEENAGER- ONE!}} 01001000 01100101 01111001 01111001 01111001 - Nah, I'm just kidding -

Greetings, from our Moderators.

Public chatlogs between Spider Society members, and possible chances to message separate (or multiple) members. If you'd like, you can press "Message", and start it off with "Texting (name)." We aren't accepting applications. - Do not try to squeeze one by.

- 2099

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This wasn't planned :)

- 332

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HI PEOPLE

- 616

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I'd like to tell Peter and Jessica that I have TWO available passes for maternity leave, parental leave, and a reasonable excuse to disconnect from a mission being "I have a baby" 😎

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Peter has eaten approximately 30 pregnancy cravings. 25 were good, the rest made him pause and think.

His coworker is the pregnant one, though. The society is starting to think his "food baby" is a real baby.

- 2099

(REAL EMAIL BTW Miguel can NOT take jokes💀)

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Lyla can you find some dumb ahh image of Miguel

Might remove internet access from my coding but here you go!

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JESSICA I WANT YOU SO BAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE I'M GOOD I GOT MONEY I'M HANDSOME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

She blocked you. I do have the message she added when reporting you!

332 - Lyla, please tell them I'm married & pregnant. Don't be mean.

She's married & pregnant. Miguel said something about it this "not being a dating app blah blah blah"

Wishing you good luck on your dating journey though! 🩷

[shoogachi]

Wasted too much time on this

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MESSAGE HISTORY - 2099/332

I wonder why he didn't want these logs published? These are, like, completely normal.

Jess, where are you? You said you'd be here. ...

Sorry, at the mechanic. My motorcycle is kinda messed up and I'll try to get there as soon as I can. Oh, okay. Message me when you are available to leave the place. Will do! If I remember to. ... Hey, I'm probably gonna be gone for a long while. They keep finding out more and more issues and want me to stay longer to discuss them. They could be lying.

I know that, Miguel, I just wanna be careful.

Can't you tell them you have hero topics to handle? Your identity is public, isn't it? Miguel, just let me handle this. I'll text you as soon as I can. Please answer me. Miguel. It's a simple question. Wait five more minutes. Fine.

Literally five minutes later

Okay, I can come in now. Turns out they weren't lying, and I won't be able to use my motorcycle for at least two weeks.

Is that a bad thing? Genuinely. No, not really. I still have alternate options. Good. Gwen's been waiting for you. I know, she's been spamming my phone. Tell her I'm on my way. I will.

(this simple conversation that miguel DIDN'T want public💀)

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Hi lyla

Hii! Omg you're so much better than the last guy.

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Hey so like... is that one lady single? Asking for a friend..

There's more than one lady here, "person", and I kinda doubt they want you 🩷 - LYLA (P.S. Maybe be specific and NOT ask anonymously?)