Mr.Awesome

❝Just a Banana Stud with big dreams❞ ●She/her/papa ●We like to have fun here in this shitpost blog

[unclefather]

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

[brightephemera]

The current usage of “a few bad apples” bothers me.

A few bad apples spoil the barrel. If you put a rotting apple in with three dozen good ones, every adjacent apple will be rotting within days. “A few bad apples” does NOT mean “we have a good barrel but, oh well, sometimes bad things happen.” “A few bad apples” means “Our entire organism is rotting from the inside out, triggered by the actions of a few and perpetuated by the natural processing of the whole.” When you say “we had a few bad apples” your next words had BETTER be “we excised them, quickly and permanently, and checked the remaining ones to make sure they’re still good.”

This has been my rant, thank you.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OH MY GOSH. I NEVER KNEW THE FULL QUOTE: 

holy oh my goodness vanilla scented MOTHERFCUKER

The actual meaning of ‘don’t let one apple spoil the bunch’ is:  “REMOVE THE FEW BAD APPLES BEFORE THEY SPOIL THE BUNCH.” 

The idiom was never meant to defend the bad apples. You absolutely can judge a barrel by its few bad apples. There is no room for bad apples. 

This is literally the opposite of what they’ve been telling us.

[gurosuggestion]

I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[enatomars-deactivated20201227]

I made a quiz that tells you which character trope you fit best! There’s ten different results! Feel free to take it!

Reblog in the tags what you got!

[thesacrificallambsworld]

This was really fun to do!

[arayahislame]

Protagonist 😎

[officialjiggly]

What’s the point of celery

[therealslimsady-deactivated2017]

What’s the point of your blog

[officialjiggly]

celery stans coming for me

[stareyecat]

h…

HEWWO????

[toast-cronch-deactivated2018080]

This is the only version of this meme I will accept

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

PWEASE SAVE ME MR. OBAMA

[dies-first]

[in-sumerian-haze]

[teyrrorize]

[rcktpwr]

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

[swampnert-deactivated20170515]

may i ask why

[rcktpwr]

no

[ruinedchildhood]

[arayahislame]

😔

[enoughtohold]

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

[thehuskinbee-deactivated2017061]

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

[stagerevolution]

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

[arayahislame]

She’s what I want to be

[soundgoodizer]

do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

[vanillarobin]

I think I’ve realized

That I’ll always try to find someone or something to love,

So I won’t have to feel the usual feeling

Of trying to love myself.

[arayahislame]

Felt

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

[thebootydiaries]

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[thebootydiaries]

me in public

thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello

[outofcontextpkmn]

[leggomyriego]

[theirin-myheart]

You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

[arayahislame]

And purposely killing everybody and looting their bodies

[thebootydiaries]

My eyes: crying 👁💦

Outside: raining 🌧☁️☔️

Feeling: alone 👎👤

Despa: cito 😔