Send a Tabloid Headline for my Muse to read!
Reference either them or someone they know in the title, and my Muse will respond to the title and elaborate on the details of the article! (If you can think of a more outrageous title, send that instead!)
___ BECOMES PREGNANT IN THE MOUTH WITH BABY SQUID AFTER EATING CALAMARI!
IS THE BUM SLIP THE NEW “SIDE BOOB”? ___ SEEMS FOND OF THE CHEEKY BOTTOM FLASH!
YOU CAN SPEND A FORTUNE TRYING TO LOOK YOUNG, BUT THOSE DROOPY EARS WILL GIVE YOU AWAY (ARE YOU LISTENING, ___?)
THE FLOOD OF PORN SHOULD TERRIFY US ALL, ESPECIALLY ____!
_____’S BAD BREATH KILLS THEIR SPOUSE!
PORN STAR ___ EATEN BY BADGER!
SHOCKING CIA REVEALS: ____ IS A ROBOT!
____ & ____ ADOPT SHAVED APE BABY!
ALIEN BIBLE FOUND! THEY WORSHIP ____ !
PRIEST VOWS TO BANISH ____ !
___ PUTS BALLS IN WRONG PLACE AGAIN!
____ SAYS THEY MET SATAN FACE-TO-FACE AFTER TRAGIC ACCIDENT!
DEAD FAMILY MEMBER HAUNTS TOILETS, SWEARS ___ !
___ FRIES EGGS ON THEIR HEAD!
___ SHOOTS 23-LB GRASSHOPPER!
ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS A WOMAN! WAS ___ HER JILTED LOVER?
PRESIDENT HIRES ___ , 3-BREASTED INTERN! SHOCKED WIFE SAYS ‘I THOUGHT HE WAS A LEG MAN!’
____ REINCARNATED AS PSYCHIC FLY!
SCREAMING TOURISTS FLEE WHEN ___ WASHES UP ON SHORE! FREAK OF NATURE STUNS SCIENTISTS!
174-MPH SNEEZE BLOWS ____’S HAIR RIGHT OFF!
SQUIRREL STEALS ____ ’S PURSE!
______ ’S GHOST IS RUNNING THE MAFIA, ORDERING HITS AND TAKING OVER THE MOB!
____ IS A SPACE ALIEN! INSIDE, PHOTOS OF THEIR SPACECRAFT!
____ HAS THE WORLD’S SMALLEST FACE! BAT CHILD ESCAPES! COAST-TO-COAST MANHUNT FOR ___ , CAPTURED WEEKS AGO! 2 FEET TALL AND VERY DANGEROUS, WARNS POLICE!
___ WANTS TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN! SHOCKER!
____ ATE MY HAMSTER! VICTIM SAYS THEY PUT LIVE PET IN A SANDWHICH.
WEREWOLF SEIZED, FIGHTING COPS ON ALL FOURS! SAYS REAL NAME IS ____ !
MY SEX WITH ____ ’S DEAD BODY!
THAT’S NOT A TEACUP, THAT’S MY HEAD! BOOZY FANS LIFT ___ BY THEIR EARS!
GAY WEDDING ROCKS THE WORLD: ___ TAKES ___ UP THE AISLE!
___ KILLED BY ELECTRIC BUM WIPER!
____ PUT PYGMY HEDGEHOG UP THEIR BOTTOM!
HOOKER STOLE MY HUSBAND/WIFE! ___ TELLS AGONY AT HANDS OF COUNTRY’S CHEAPEST TART!
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