Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.Â
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I canât even remember how many times Iâve reblogged this anymore

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.Â
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I canât even remember how many times Iâve reblogged this anymore
End of the School Year đ
The a C C u r a C y
Tag Yourself Iâm the Naruto Run
THEREâS NO WAY THAT THIS IS SIX FUCKING SECONDSÂ
BRITAIN I AM ASHAMED OF YOU.
now its personal
what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?Â
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because iâm just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
New images and concepts from Pixarâs Piper (2016) (x)
STOP KILLING US
you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro
holy shit
A frat house of deadly sins:
Lust, the guy who hits on everyone regardless of whether or not they seem inclined to reciprocate, also known as the guy who considers his own pleasure the endgame of any encounter, consistently failing to give a shit about other peopleâs comfort or satisfaction;
Gluttony, the guy who overindulges in everything regardless of whether or not it was offered in moderation or offered out of politeness, also known as the guy whoâs always high off other peopleâs weed and drunk off other peopleâs beer, consistently failing to respect the unspoken standards of politeness;
Greed, the guy who lays claim to every object of ambiguous origin left behind after a party, also known as the guy who hoards things heâs fully aware heâll never use before they expire or will simply never use at all, consistently failing to demonstrate an awareness of the basic concept of sharing;
Sloth, the guy who only demonstrates any agency when the possibility of getting someone else to do his work for him arises, also known as the guy who will actually expend more energy trying to get out of making a basic effort than the basic effort itself would have required, consistently failing to do much of anything;
Wrath, the guy who finds a way to pick a fight with anyone nearby regardless of the circumstances, also known as the guy whoâs formed an elaborate system of self-justifications to excuse his violent behaviours rather than attempt to curb his temper, consistently failing to take responsibility for his actions;
Envy, the only nice guy in the house, also known as the guy who thinks the world and everyone in it owes him something regardless of whether or not heâs done anything to deserve it, consistently failing to recognize that basic acts of human decency do not entitle him to the regard and attentions of others;
and Pride, the guy whose stories keep getting longer every time you hear them, also known as the guy who canât stand not to be the centre of attention and who only starts conversations with others in the interests of talking about himself, consistently failing to take into account the fact that literally no one likes a person who feels compelled to engage everyone around them in constant games of self-congratulatory one-upmanship.
They are insiduous people, these frat brothers, primarily because you know people exactly like them and could never quite put your finger on why theyâre so goddamned infuriating.
the sons of the white suburban moms of the apocalypse
the white suburban moms of the apocalypse:
war: stands up at the pta meeting to remind everyone evolution is just a theory and shouldnât be taught in science class
famine: invited you over for dinner but everythingâs vegan and gluten-free
pestilence: didnât vaccinate her fucking kids and now the whole neighborhoodâs got measles
death: on the way to sign her divorce papers and you just put regular instead of sugar-free syrup in her half-caf no whip caramel latte
this gets pretty loud be careful
I had never even considered the range of emotions these two go through in this part
YEAH
show this to people who say ââsaidâ is deadâ
Kerry Callen > A Callen Parody
This image is too beautiful for this world, too pure - Admin Fantail
i want to be offended but⊠i agree tbh
Australia has spoken.
I guess weâre done here, everyone can go home early
No but where is one third of us and Philippines?? :((((
The location and size of Our country is slightly different tooâŠ
maybe NZ just likes japan⊠and hates 1/3 of indonesia and the entirety of the philippines⊠weâll never knowÂ
i think itâs just taken from a weird original image, Iâve seen quite a few comments about the size/shape/existence of other countries too, tbh I just saw no Australia and hit postâŠ
(reverse googled it and itâs from uncyclopedia)
just so weâre clear, i use
dude
bro
man
gurl
babe
bby
loser
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
donât forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
Where'd you come up with your url?
there were seven eggs left
same
you must have a lot of tea cups
yes
i am very proud of your collection
hey guys
dude fholy shit
Ok so itâs the classic story of a young maiden wants a thing and a witch is like âpromise me your first born childâ and the maidens like âkâ and that should be enough but no the witch keeps coming around like âyo whereâs my first born child plsâ and the maiden is like âbitch I donât even have a boyfriendâ and the witch keeps coming back and being like âhowâs the bf search?â And just being generally annoying. then she just keeps coming round and hanging out and they fall in love and the first born child is already the witches and everyone lives happily ever after
# okay but like just imagine right? # the witch keeps coming round  and sheâs not super pushy but just kind of annoying dammit she has a reputation to keep you know? # its hard out there for a witch and Getting Someoneâs Firstborn is a p Big Deal in the community so sheâs not letting this go # so anyway one day she shows up at the Maidens hut and the girlâs a mess right? red eyes used tissues and a bunch of chocolate # and the witch  is alarmed like âwhat the hell were you attacked?â and the girl tells her about this really handsome good looking guy # and how sweet he was and how he brought her favorite type of flowers and made her feel so special⊠well turns out # he was doing the same with three other women and trying to get their land # and the witch is just like âOh honey Iâm so sorry men are pigsâ and then cleans the girlsâ house up and makes her a pie # (witches are excellent at baking) and lets the girl rant about how horrible he was and then says âwell what do you want to do about it?â # the  girl just goes âwha?â and the witch says âlook this oneâs totally free i consider it community service you want a new frog or a stone?â # and thatâs the story of how the girl got a very useful nanny goat that kept the lawn trimmed and gave a lot of nice milk # soon enough the witch was  just coming round for tea and gossip and turns out the girl grew some of the best herbs for the witches spells # and the witch knows sheâs falling in love but she knows the girl doesnât feel the same way (lol the girl totally does) but sheâs # determined to fulfill her part of the bargain so she tells the witch  she found a possible husband - its the local baron # and the witch is horrified because heâs rich yeah but she knows heâs cruel so she frantically tries to release the girl from her bargain # and the girl is all âno you said you need this!â and there is a lot of Very Tense Dialog and the witch finally cries # 'I donât care about the deal I love you!â the girl just looks at her for a minute and goes 'you idiot why didnât you say anythingâ # and kisses her # they live happily ever after the end (@Racethewind10)
i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didnât drive away until I drove away.Â
And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we canât win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second.Â
my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadnât gotten more than two before a womanâs hand suddenly touched my arm.Â
âthat guy behind us is following you,â she said. âhe was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.â
i hadnât noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.
another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldnât respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. sheâwho is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girlâripped his hand off my arm and snarled, âdonât fucking touch her.â
protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but donât wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.
I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me.Â
âThose guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.âÂ
I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important.Â
GIRL CODE. FUCKINâ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.
Beautiful 3D illusion.
This is true art.Â