Bibliophobia

Mary fuck Jesus shit

[arcanorum]

Just a healthy reminder that since Neil doesn’t have a bank account or billing address that means Andrew must be paying for Neil’s phone bill.

[avaruusaurinko]

#cause Andrew is an instigator at heart

Now that just makes me think maybe he’s just straight up both Neil’s (and his own?) phone bill under Kevin’s card or the team p-card

[arcanorum]

LMFAOOOO

Ur so right😂

[arcanorum]

Just a healthy reminder that since Neil doesn’t have a bank account or billing address that means Andrew must be paying for Neil’s phone bill.

[faevorite-main-blog]

🦊 They’re on the rooftop when Neil says something cute and Andrew has no choice but to throw him around in response. Cuteness is not allowed 😡 Neil should know this.

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Guys I’m so proud of how this turned out! My goal was to incorporate movement and an off center feeling like you’re being pulled with Neil! 🤞🤞🤞 I hope you like it!!!!

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Details to note! Neil is wearing Andrew’s letterman jacket. Andrew is wearing Neil’s PSU ring. ❤️🥰 Andrew has a little sword in his ear

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[herondaleoffspring]

"if you can't trust neil, trust this" he said while putting a man's whole ass hand under his shirt in front of their coach, team nurse and two random cops

[arcanorum]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DAILY DRACULA????!!!

I want in.

[alternativeulster]

me @ all the international mutuals today

[faevorite-main-blog]

🦊 In the midst of madness I find my peace with you 🦊

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I’m so happy with how this turned out!!!!

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[st-exy]

I wanna be loved like Andrew loves Neil, and like Neil loves Andrew

[arcanorum]

*slams exy racket into stomach*

[prince-peachie]

Sketch of Andrew and Neil as a kitty

[juicegremlin]

Andreil + Physical Intimacy

Neil is usually the little spoon, but every once in a while, Andrew will let Neil press himself against his back, ghost his lips over the skin of his nape. He’ll let Neil hold a hand over his heart to feel his rapid, living pulse, and Neil will whisper, “Who’s the rabbit now?”

Andrew likes to ruck Neil’s shirt up in the mornings while they’re still in bed. He’ll trace the scars on his stomach, the lithe carvings of muscle. If things are headed in a particular direction, Andrew will run his tongue along his favorite lines.

When Neil is looking to drive Andrew crazy, he’ll take his thumb and drag it along Andrew’s lower lip. He’ll take Andrew’s earlobe between his teeth, walk his fingertips down the length of his spine. All Andrew can do is hold onto Neil’s shoulders for dear life.

When Andrew is looking to drive Neil up the wall, all he has to do is show off a little. Put in some effort on the court, give Matt a run for his money at the gym. One time, Andrew wore his (and Neil’s) favorite muscle tee to bench in and Neil actually biffed it on the treadmill.

Neil will sit on Andrew’s lap when there isn’t enough room. The other Foxes have learned not to mention it. Card games are the only exception; Neil is a chronic and compulsive cheater.

When Andrew can’t stand the feeling of his own skin, let alone someone else’s, the closest Neil can get is the other end of the couch. He doesn’t waste the space, though—fills it with various details about his day, interesting things he read online, things he likes about Andrew. Andrew grips the lifeline with both hands and lets it drag him back to safety. When he finally gets there, Neil’s arms are open, loving, and ready.

Neil’s bad days are characterized by sporadic bouts of dissociation. Andrew doesn’t like to touch him when he’s like that, but Neil has made it clear that it’s okay—it helps—so Andrew will clamp a hand over the back of his neck. He’ll stroke his thumb over the bone that juts out at the top of his spine, press his forehead against Neil’s. “You are Neil Josten,” he’ll say. “You are real, and you are home.”

When they move in together after college, Andrew declares Sundays a “no-run” day. Sometimes, Neil sleeps in with him. Others, he’ll roll out of bed to make them both breakfast. When that happens, Andrew will find him in the kitchen and wrap his arms around his waist from behind, forehead pressed into the space between Neil’s shoulders. Neil will smile, let the back of his head rest against the top of Andrew’s, because this is it, for him—Andrew will always be it.

[jamesisasimp]

So I spent 6+ hours making this trailer for a medieval jegulus au and um... enjoy?? No one asked for this

For context, I was thinking Reg is the King and Sirius is his illegitimate brother who he's appointed General of his army. Sirius is doing everything in his power to turn his brother into the war hungry king his people need him to be, while Regulus is falling in love with James, the reluctant assassin sent from the enemy to kill him

movies: The King, Albert Nobbs, Shadow and Bone, The Chronicals of Narnina: Prince Caspian, Dune, Game of Thrones (audios from Little Women, Nowhere Boy, and Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince)

Part two

[arcanorum]

Just laughing at the idea of Andrew Minyard listening to Bo Burnham religiously

[spellbunned]

I hate that no one talks about just how distressing memory loss from adhd actually is. I always see memes that are like “haha I forgot my phone, I don’t remember where my laptop is, etc”, but no one seems to talk about how it can really fuck you up long term to just, not remember things that are completely mundane to non-adhd’ers. The memory loss is, however, so frustrating to us. I cannot physically count how many meltdowns I have had over the sheer mental frustration and torture of not being able to remember seemingly simple things

[kitsunewill]

This.

Not only are you missing the item, but you are also missing chunks of time.

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

It also makes us incredibly easy to gaslight because we already don't trust our own memory because our memory sucks.

[arcanorum]

There are usually two sides to a name: the male and the female

For example :

John and Johanna

Fionn and Fiona

Alex and Alexandra

Micheal and Michelle

Nathaniel and Natalie

Obviously this theory doesn’t work every time and each name could suit another match.

Andrews two closest people are Neil and Renee.

Neil’s birth name is Nathaniel

Renee’s birth name is Natalie

Coincidence?

[arcanorum]

Andrew be like “be gay do crime” and fall in love with a fugitive

[arcanorum]

1000 notes :)

[arcanorum]

My mom: so why did you want to work in a coffee shop again??

Me: ooh…. No reason

My brain: you liar

My ao3 history: you fucking liar

[ofcloudsandstars]

Quick Things to do to celebrate Ostara

So we are still in lockdown and there’s not much gathering happening but here are some things you can do to bring in the Spring!

1. Burning down Barriers Spring Equinox coincides with the rebirth of the zodiac cycle. (In the Northern Hemisphere). Aries season is about new beginnings but also our courage to commit to them and face any challenges in our way. This is a good time to reflect on any challenges and how you can overcome them. When you have a good idea, you can write them down and burn it over a fire-safe plate putting energy towards the universe and your will finding a way to clear these paths for you. 

2. Divining, Strategizing and Advice Ask tarot (or any favorite types of divining) for advice on these obstacles and how to overcome them. You can pull a card for the nature of the obstacle, another for unforeseen details you should be aware of and one for general advice.

3. Visit a Park! We are having incredible Spring weather over here so it would be great to take advantage and go to a park. Maybe have a small picnic there and admire the daffodils and budding trees. Leave offerings of energetic blessings and moon water to plants and the earth. Seek out a birch tree that would like to help you with your courage and your wishes. Offer them water. (Birch trees have very fiery excitable energy and are helpful in the areas of courage and vitality.) 

4. Seasonal Flowers While you are out, get yourself a small set of flowers! I got a pack for only £2.50 at sainsburys. You can get them partly budded so over time they will bloom in your room. Tulips are ideal for this sabbat.

5. Connecting with your Inner Child

This sabbat is symbolic with new beginnings and our inner child. Get in touch with your inner child through meditation, doing things you loved to do as a kid, playing certain games, revisiting stuff. Allowing yourself to have fun, create and play with no judgement.

6. Make egg spell candles If you are using eggs in your breakfast or for your feast make sure to save the shells. Try to crack it towards the top and not the middle. You can save most of the shell this way. After you empty the yolks you can wash the shell and dye them using white vinegar and food coloring. You can even color them with paint. For the inside you can take tea light candles, empty the wax, melt it and fill the hollowed shell. You can place the wick in the middle before it cools. The Egg candle can represent new opportunities and blessings coming your way for the new season.

7. Clear and redecorate your Space and Altar Do a quick clean of your space. Vaccuum the floor, wipe your altar down, open windows and decorate your altar with the bouquet and egg candles. Place symbolism that helps you to have courage and overcome obstacles or inspire new beginnings.

8. Music! Listening to music always helps to set the mood of the day. Here is a playlist for this sabbat!

9. Make a feast So for my feast for 1 it’s just a festive dish with a side of veggies and a nice dessert. Ostara’s festive dishes that’s easy to make/find for 1 can either be a mini quiche with spring vegetables (I like M&S brand if I don’t feel like cooking) or seasoned lemon honey baked chicken thighs. The veggie side would be green beans or a butter lettuce salad with a light vinaigrette. The dessert would be custard with icecream. (Or sometimes rice pudding).

Also if it is accessible/local to you and you can forage it safely, this is the time of the year to make a cleavers infusion! It’s a great body cleanser for the Spring time!

Have a blessed Ostara everyone! Hope we can break out of this repressive time and finally have things moving forward again.