Michael

Leader of the new world. Follow me and find your salvation.

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Yoooo u should do tiktoks

I should do… what?

[archangelmichael-yoursavior]

No offense, but why are you on tumblr? Don't you have better things to do ?

I could ask you the same question…

This is an age of technology. I have… adapted.

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Silence forever "" riiiiight. Whatcha gonna do Mike? Reach thru the internet and slap me? Pffft. What a joke

I wouldn’t have to lift a finger.

It’s. Michael.

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My life is a mess and I find myself drawn to you. Can you really save our world? Will you fix it?

[archangelmichael-yoursavior]

Give. Dean

Back. Now.

[archangelmichael-yoursavior]

Even if It means that I'll die from it, I would let you fill me up with everything you had to give. I want your cum in every hole and pore and cell

How… descriptive.

[archangelmichael-yoursavior]

wouldn't you want your own Nephilim? think of how powerful they'd be!

For what purpose? I possess all the power I need.

[archangelmichael-yoursavior]

Wait... so u not gonna marry Rebekah?? Shame. She seems like fun and good in the sack

Rebekah and I share a bond that does not require ritualistic ceremonies.

While my love does provide me with companionship, and at times… entertainment, I do not understand this sack you speak of.

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I hate you but I love you??? How???

Hatred is born from fear… and you fear change.

And your love for me stems from… perhaps hope, perhaps… wonderment.

All of it is natural. Do not war with yourself, my child.

[archangelmichael-yoursavior]

Breed. Me.

I have no interest in copulation of any kind, but - you do realize this would result in your death, yes?

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Oh lord, forgive us our sins and guide us to your eternal loving embrace

Follow me, and you will be forgiven.

[archangelmichael-yoursavior]

Honestly you are the most intriguing thing I have ever seen. Just something about all that power and evil seeping out from behind Dean's eyes makes me weak. What is it about you that has me so captivated?

You are simply… awed by my presence. My power.

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Can I steal your hat? Is so cuuuute

No.

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I wanna marry you!

You kind is so… quick to fall, isn’t it? I find it strangely endearing.

Your devotion shall be rewarded, but beings such as myself do not wed.

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Blasphemy lmfao you're a joke. A fucking psycho piece of work

I have little patience for human arrogance.

Still your tongue before I silence it forever.

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Disgusting how people fall at your feet. You're no God. You're a hack angel in a stollen meat suit. 🍖

Strong words for such an insignificant little creature…

I am merciful, so I give you this opportunity to rethink this blasphemy.

[archangelmichael-yoursavior]

Michael! I pledge my loyalty to you and your cause

Bless me

Welcome, my child.