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Ida | 25 | moved from @its-clearly-a mistake | also find me: @mx-sinisterr

[morgan-drawz]

safe space

[lovelydeps]

GIRL! whatever..

[fevermad]

this annoying twink alien is reminding me of my stupid little boyfriend back on earth wtffff

[kibbull]

Hi chat, it’s been a while (I’ve been very, very busy </3 )

But I heard smth about vampire Phil and my hand acted without my permission

I <3 vampire

[mothmanbussy420]

what could have been

[lesbianhowlter]

immaculate vibes

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[pseudophan]

lore update for the general tumblr public: dan and phil just revealed that they asked when we were young fest if they could actually genuinely recreate this in between sets when fall out boy and my chem were there last year, but they asked too late and they couldn’t make it happen in time. they really did try though. yaoi warriors until the very end

[finelytaylored]

[norahscorner]

3 cute rats on adventures 🐀💕🧡

[ohno-wallace]

Dating Pro Tip! : Take them to a place they’ll hate 🥰

[multivationss]

there's something so beautiful about phil blending into the pride flag because he's wearing the pride jacket

[timelordonbakerstreet]

Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Dan Howell and/or Phil Lester

[reunitedinterlude]

❤️ diabolical 🧡

[gerardwaysbob]

Euripides, from “Orestes” (trans. Anne Carson) x Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?

[dnpstardust]

Boyfriends. I can’t. 😭😭

From ukulayla stories on IG (X)

[maybebi47]

dan turning his "fyi i like vagina" tweet into "some of the most handsome men i have ever met have vaginas so actually i was right the whole time" is making me SOB

[formlessphan]

THE character development of all time

[zackstriker]

dnp should win an award for most emotionally complex podcast announcement ever

[zackstriker]

@mercurysgf GET PEER REVIEWED THIS IS SO FUNNY