an energetic warrior

25 | phillie first, human second | chronically ill | they/them | author of angelfish, rattlesnake, june bug, and ‘holidays & other seismic activities’ on ao3

[zackstriker]

“What are you thinking about?” Phil asks, chlorine trailing down the brushstroke curve of his long, lean neck. Ivory and charming and all his, his, his.

Dan wants to say, every brutal thing I have ever wanted to do to you. The asthmatic ‘I Love You’s that keep getting caught deep in my lungs. How even under a full-toothed sun you are bright enough to chemically alter the cells of my skin. You sick form of radiation. You lovely sunburn of a man.

“If you were an animal figurine what animal would you be?” He says instead.

Read the rest: Here.

[pseudophan]

CACKLING at the official guild wars 3 twitter following only one (1) account so far and it's this fucking nerd

[danandphilforlife]

[zombiesmosh]

this is still so important to me

his eyes are literally SHINNING when he looks at him omfg

[isabelopaque]

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

[dingusandpingus]

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

[danandphilgay]

happy pride month

[kankalin]

get moomined idiots

[phanpill]

This is so beautiful and important to me.

[zackstriker]

simultaneously graduated from my master’s program and turned 25 today #bigday :)

[themarkofoxin]

this is my favorite running gag i will never get tired of it

[pinof]

at the 2026 chelsea flower show 💐🌸🌻🌷

[tmrwillbesaved]

hey, so-

[userlesbian]

in it for the long term

[jerkroutine2009]

hashtag MY princess diana

[butchdazai]

love isnt real it was made up by dan and phil to sell more photocards

[infolkside]

some new phanart

[endofthegun]

"hi tofu" is so fucking funny probably one of my favorite moments on the podcast like it did not cross his mind that tofu could be anything but a nonbinary phannie