#1 Phass (Phil's Ass) Appreciator

Kieran 💖 30s 💖 they/them 💖 queer 💖 main: rainbow-unicornosaur 💖 art tag

[calvinahobbes]

New Dan and Phil Beats album!!!! 😱

[phight-club]

[fishtanktinsel]

god those 8 minutes had everything. “power couple”. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including “for people that are bicurious it was like their flat earth”. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying “twink” and “male podcast” on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.

[ahappydnp]

phwedding talk is actually a plot to get phil a collab series with safiya nygaard because god forbid they just ask.

melting all men together to make a frankenhusband 🙂‍↕️

[ahappyphjl]

lazyoaf used dnp’s picture to promo the precious baby angel tees lol

[fer3112]

[youtuberconfessions]

[a-gentle-yoink]

gays do maths!

[diphowell]

ok so we're smelling each other now

[me-myself-and-eyes]

found a shirt to wear to the Hard Launch Tour! do you think Dan and Phil will like it?

[mugboy]

im too tired to articulate pod thoughts

but this feels like his version of this

[ahappydnp]

i saw someone joke about it on tw and decided to give it a shot

the thought of a stranger asking dnp if they're a couple and them answering "yes"...oh my god

[reunitedinterlude]

basically the tongue thing !!

[lizardsmp3]

do you guys think something went really horribly wrong when trying to fix the lava lamp and thats how the studio broke. licherally what did they do

[antiadvil]

“Dan and Phil should be able to read fic on their podcast because people have done terrible things to them in the past” is a sentence that only makes sense if you think fic is somehow related to those terrible things. I write phanfic, I have not done terrible things to Dan and Phil, so I don’t know why you think I owe them the right to publicly display my fic to hundreds of thousands of people (a large chunk of whom are going to think it’s cringe/bad/invasive just by virtue of being an RPF fic) as compensation for having their privacy invaded unless you think RPF inherently invades their privacy (it doesn’t and they have always been very supportive of phanfiction).

I also don’t think, having watched the bed video, that Dan and Phil are interested in that form of semi-retributive justice. They may have the “right” to invade the privacy of those who invaded their privacy (and as I already said, just writing fic is not an invasion of privacy), but they don’t want to. They’ve given their forgiveness and I think what’s most important moving forward is whether or not we’re treating each other with respect right now.

Although ao3 is a publicly accessible website that anyone can look at, Dan and Phil have historically been very good about staying out of fan spaces that aren’t meant for them, and they’ve said that fanfic is one of those things that isn’t meant for them. Although a lot of writers have privated fics for various reasons, most of us have never felt the need to private our fics to protect them from Dan and Phil, because they’ve said they don’t/won’t look at fic. So this is not something I (and a lot of other writers) ever expected. I think they were trying to be respectful by just reading the title, author, and summary, but a lot of writers feel that even that is intruding on a space that isn’t meant for them. I agree, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with expressing that to Dan and Phil. I don’t think they would want to feature someone’s content in a video if it made the creator upset or uncomfortable or if it had a negative impact on the general phanfiction ecosystem. They’re trying to have fun here, not get their revenge on the phandom as a whole.

We have got to stop this whole “constant displays of contrition in the form of intra-fandom policing” thing, it’s not helping anyone. If you feel guilty for something you did it’s not my job to make restitution for you. If you feel guilty for something someone else did, then sincerely, please seek mental healthcare because you shouldn’t. If you think I should feel guilty for writing RPF then just say so. I don’t and your guilt is not my problem.

[fryday]

positive affirmations

[userlesbian]

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