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[archer-princess]

This is the most exciting thing that has or will ever happen to me. Ever. (I am Purple Socks)

[archer-princess]

I got an unsolicited dick today...

[whatshouldwecallme]

When my mom accuses me of being dramatic

I’m just like, 

[archer-princess]

TOTALLY ME

[archer-princess]

If stress and/or excessive exercise makes you miss your period because it's your body interpreting it as you are living in an unsafe environment with too many saber tooth tigers... Does that mean that all the speculation of where we'll get tampons during a zombie apocalypse won't even be a problem, because our bodies will just know it's not a good time?

[archer-princess]

Instagram vs. Snapchat

[archer-princess]

Me: The time has come for me to be productive! Let's go! I've got so much to do and just enough time to get it all done in! *10 seconds later* Me: What should I watch on Netflix...?

[tardisleviosa]

“You know when, sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later, they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, and you meet them and you think, ‘Not bad; they’re okay.’ And then you get to know them, and their face sort of becomes them, like their personality is written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful. Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.”

Amy Pond (The Girl Who Waited)

Always makes me cry

[saltystarss]

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

[archer-princess]

Haha!

[look4live]

[nathxepsie]

This just pissed me off

[softbbyjellyfish]

what the fuck

[archer-princess]

Well he definitely didn't get his 🍆 sucked!

[archer-princess]

It is wayyyyyy to friggin late to be watching the Doctor regenerate. I think I just dehydrated myself.

[petewentz-]

Visit Original Link

[fearliath-blog]

PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

[cryingismylatestfashion]

IF YOU SEE THIS SAVE IT SOMEHOW BECAUSE  IT WONT SHOW UP FOR ANOTHER 12465436 YEARS

[archer-princess]

Oh, my god!!!

[legalwifi]

probably the best vine ever posted

[the-best-of-funny]

X

[archer-princess]

...this. I've never been as happy as when I saw this.

[rachelsgreen]

[archer-princess]

!!!!!

[switchingtogeico]

if this post gets 100,000 notes ill get pepe the frog tattooed on me somewhere

u think im fuckin around? im not. im white af. ill do it. watch me

[spongebabe-deactivated20180415]

i will reblog this everytime i see this bc 1) i’m a fucking asshole, and 2) i want u to roll up your sleeve or pant leg or take off your shirt and your mom will be like “wtf the fuck. the fuck the what is that.” and u will be like “momma, it represents my feels.”

[archer-princess]

I wonder if it would be mean to just reblog this, and then reblog my reblogging, and then reblog my reblogging, and then reblog my reblogging, and then...

[absurdist-void]

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT BURNS” 

do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because of this

666?

[polarisopposites-blog]

Why isn’t anyone talking about what a great sense of humor your mom has?

[littlestlex]

but did you do it?

[robertdeniro]

I’m tired but not tired enough to go to sleep so I’m gonna watch the tree of life 

[archer-princess]

Me, but with House M.D.

[archer-princess]

My face when the camera panned down to see what someone was holding, but given the scene I thought it was BonerCam