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YOU hates terfs

people talk about their out of body experiences like it was profound and spiritual or like it was the most terrifying thing that ever happened to them meanwhile i'm here like yeah one time i smoked a bit too much weed and then i saw myself walking up the stairs from behind and realized i really needed to throw out the pants i was wearing because they did NOT fit me anymore

orpheuslament

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

#the boys tbh #i haven't even watched past the first season but this is literally how i felt #i literally stopped watching BECAUSE i was like okay okay i get it these are all absolutely terrible people #and then people online are like #omg homelander 😍#like are you sure

tf2heritageposts

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

"omg i really hope you didn't hand that knife to your dog for those photos" well bad news. i did. in fact i tried several weapons to see which would have the most comedic effect. the grenade with the pin out was a hot contender but i didn't get a chance to get a picture before my house blew up

#of course i didn't give my dog a fucking knife on purpose you goddamned fool

when protein powders say to add them to your "favorite beverage." um no thank you. i will be using milk for my chocolate protein powder not dr. pepper

blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated

psychotrope777

fuck it really has like almost the exact cadence

hey guys so if you for instance maybe don't want people in your life knowing your youtube handle i have bad news. i sent my friend a youtube video on snapchat and now on youtube in our messages the video i sent him is there and i can see his handle, his saved playlists and he can see mine. there is no way to turn this off in your settings. the only way around this, i THINK, is to copy the link, paste it in your notes, and remove the question mark. i'm not 100% sure yet if that works though

grawly

when youtube was launched you could only upload 10 minute videos and not set your own thumbnails

ghostapop

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

#omg people who watch supernatural who are soooo insistent on every character being gay #and yet they literally hate every single female character except for the one who is you guessed it: gay

idk if i'll ever own a cat again after bella bro like i love her so fucking much however that leads to EXTREME anxiety any time she acts even slightly different than usual. i'm so glad i rescued her and got to get her to open up and become trusting and loving im so glad she didn't spend her life in that shelter but dude. and when she dies idk what im even gonna do

puzzled-on-main

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

shepfax

jermaobsession

I really love how this post thumbnail shows in the notes btw

anonpolls

A strange genie appears and has an offer for you. You’ll be cured of all, you’ll have a stable job you’re happy with, and you’ll basically just live the best life you can imagine. However, there’s a catch—you’ll have to relive one specific grade level from middle or high school (the genie is American).

Which would you pick?

6th grade

7th grade

8th grade

9th/freshman year

10th/sophomore year

11th/junior year

12th/senior year

decline the magician’s offer

none, i am the magician

answers to the magician

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