BlueLemonCats

I got bored one day and decided I needed a tumblr cause I need more sillyness in my life. Yeah I'm pretty much only here for the laughs now. Junior, Psychology major at Oakland University, Rochester MI Twitter/Insta: stephieee52 Rise up to your ability

[everlucyd-blog]

Why Homestuck is an existential masterpiece.

Okay here are my long dumb half-awake thoughts about Act 7 and the ending to Homestuck.

Keep reading

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

I think 2015 tried to kill everyone

[hibiscusflowerhoney]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimised by 2015

[three-six-bee-no-scope]

Stop 2015 2k15

[just-shower-thoughts]

Calling someone from Earth “Miss Universe” seems a little naive

[koi--strology]

ARE YOU GETTING KISSED UNDER THE MISTLETOE?

No: Cancer, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Taurus

Yes: Aries, Pisces, Capricorn, Virgo

You’re getting fucked under the mistletoe: Gemini, Scorpio, Leo, Libra

[nathxepsie]

Well like... That felt good 😔

[nathxepsie]

me: *has so much homework I could literally burst into tears any second*

me: *tends to my cat garden diligently on neko atsume*

[collinphillips-deactivated20190]

both taste great i cannot decide

[nathxepsie]

Leave it to tumblr to have the best comments

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]

how can you be so fucking stupid

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

He’s trying his best

[nathxepsie]

Exactly why I dislike dogs

[just-shower-thoughts]

Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon.

[roxahs]

hey do u think rapunzel can heal sora with her hair better than donald can with magic

[cherri-tomaytoe]

People think the Kingdom Hearts fandom is bad now... You havent even seen our final form

[just-shower-thoughts]

According to a study, when you begin a sentence with “according to a study,” people will believe anything you say.

[mazerin]

There’s the “I believe in Jesus” Christian and then there’s the “Dinosaurs never existed and Pokemon is evil” Christians.

[gregxb]

This is an important distinction and I don’t think the former should be given crap because the latter are kooks.

[just-shower-thoughts]

WebMD should add “repeatedly visits WebMD” to the list of symptoms for hypochondria

[nathxepsie]

Me

[oceansilhouette]

Cute little marshmallows 

[hiddlesstolemyaddiction-deactiv]

this makes me so happy

[lilflappyhands]

Wait. Is that big marshmallow licking that little marshmallow?

Is it a… cannibal?

[artisticautistic]

I think it’s the marshmallow’s mom and it’s trying to comfort the little marshmallow

Maybe it’s a habit specific to the marshmallow species

[jamisbest]

oh ok

[nathxepsie]

It's not cause my mom licks me out of affection all the time

[nathxepsie]

LAB PARTNER SQUADS

Is actually Bill Nye: Gemini, Virgo, Aquarius

Wait what???: Leo, Libra, Pisces

I just want a good grade: Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn

"Accidentally" blows up school: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius

[zwamboobs-deactivated20161210]

True definition of fuckboy.

[welcome-tothegood-life]

Tf is this

[adoreastrology]

the 'broke af but still buyin' squad

Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

[nathxepsie]

Oh. Not surprised to see my sign there.