i'm not your princess

i just really love taylor swift

[unhingedpirates]

Happy 2 year anniversary of the jewel and absolute joy that is the miniseries of Good Omens 

Good Omens + Tumblr (pt. 6) See also (pt. 1) (pt. 2) (pt. 3) (pt. 4) (pt. 5)

[assiraphales]

how come women were considered weak for being “gatherers”. girlies were out there digging and collecting in the dirt for hours while the men were waiting for a deer to waddle by

[assiraphales]

gatherers: ‘cause while you were sitting around, waiting, doing nish, I was out, making moves

[anobean]

Labyrinth stickers (2016)

[frozenstyx]

I have decided that they are only allowed to remake Labyrinth if, and ONLY IF, they let Guillermo del Toro do it. Make it as spooky and sexy as he wants. Just let him go fuckin wild.

In which case we would need a new musician to play Jareth, one with the distinct quality of the fae folk that make a believable King of the Goblins, with the romantic sincerity to say shit like “I have reordered time, I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you” - and crucially, someone much beloved by The Gays.

[bybdolan]

Lover  as movie posters {1989}

[catchymemes]

[thespacehatter]

She’ll be okay cuz he’s still not corporeal and can’t even touch her

Tag this as ship and I’ll block u

[thedamnseason]

𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗, 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝.

[skitpojke]

Luke “I tried being heterosexual once but it turned out to be my sister” Skywalker

[sfreedram]

i used the bittenbinder method. when i saw the perp approachin’, i chewed up a tab of alka-seltzer i carry with me at all times. this created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like i had rabies. now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm, and she’s calling a cab, while he’s having a smoke, and she’s taking a drag, now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his

[archerdarlin]

wanna give the biggest shoutout to @segasaturn0 for being super kind and generous with sharing their copy of beetlejuice! if you want it too send them a dm :)

[desertpups]

Hozey, Hozier, Hoziest.

[missegyptiana-deactivated202204]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[nocompassnosign]

happy 2020 love bugs ✨

[texasdeath]

Les Amis as articles about millennials

[just-french-me-up]

[laurens-german]

I’ve been looking out the window for eighteen years. Dreaming about what it would feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it’s not everything that I dreamed it would be?

Tangled (2010) dir. Nathan Greno, Byron Howard