Archer?

just a confused little lesbian really 10/15/24

[argillaforma]

ilya being in a period of Bad depression and between playing games and going to practice he doesn't really have the energy to do much else and he just kind of collapses when he gets home and he hasn't shaved in days and his hair is unruly and he just feels kinda gross and ugly but doesn't have the energy to do anything about it so shane is like Not On My Watch so he drags ilya into the tub and washes his hair with his special curly shampoo and carefully shaves his face and lathers him in too much body lotion which means he has to stand stark naked in the bathroom for 10 minutes before he can put clothes on and shane tries his best to do his curly hair routine for him he gets the special towel and the curl cream and his eyebrows furrow in concentration as he scrunches ilya's curls to the best of his abilities and ilya sits on the toilet lid with tears in his eyes

[godmotherpm]

The craziest thing about this whole situation is that Ilya thinks in Russian and in Russian ‘lovers’ LITTERAL TRANSLATION is ‘возлюбленные’. Which ACTUALLY MEANS ‘people who feel love and attraction towards each other’. MY BOY WAS CONFESSING HIS LOVE TO SHANE AND LOST IN TRANSLATION GAME. HE WAS SO PURE ABOUT IT AND ONLY GOT ‘No, Ilya, that’s gross’. MY SWEET LOVERBOY.

[archerorsotheysay]

(Under my breath while setting my phone to black and white, and turning on app time limits) I'll be damned if I let 0s and 1s tell me what to do.

01101111 01101011 01100001 01111001 00101100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00111111

[flower-of-the-desert]

I LOVE the fact that Shane is boring and stays home to read his books while Ilya parties like your typical fuckboi and then by the end of that montage Ilya is dying of boredom in the middle of the club and blowing off a hot woman to scroll on his phone (checking on Shane).

I LOVE the fact that Ilya genuinely loses interest in his wild lifestyle because he falls in love with Shane's boring self and he loooooves it. He WILL spend his nights at home doing the dishes probably and touching toes with Shane on the couch like the world's most boring old couple instead of knocking back shots at the club with gorgeous women wrapped around him. And he's SO happy about that.

[accol-fics]

As a looooong-time Tumblr user, watching how Heated Rivalry fandom is expressing itself on other platforms is so cute to me. Baby's first all-consuming love for a ship? So cute! Enjoy yourself bbs. No, no, don't put that in your mouth. No you can't touch the actors, sweetie. Yes, I know you want to. That's what fic is for. Yep, nope, yes it's ok and normal to feel like you're vibrating all the time. It'll mellow to a manageable amount soon. Or, sometime. Probably. Here, give me your hand. Here's AO3 and Tumblr. You're welcome here. Have fun! Awww! *grandmotherly pinch to the cheek* Precious! Make some edits and I'll hang them on the fridge!

[archerorsotheysay]

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

IM SO CONFUSED HUH

[archerorsotheysay]

Ahhh I just heard someone say Sam Nook instead of Tom Nook. I know what you are

[archerorsotheysay]

When you go to a concert with the potential to love the artist, you will 100% fall in love with their art that night. This is a blessing and a curse because yay you went to their concert but aw you wanna go again so fucking bad and sing along to all these new to you songs you love rahhh

[archerorsotheysay]

When I say I like villains I mean fruity Disney villains or like Harley Quinn and Birds of Prey I do NOT mean sadistic, mysogynist FUCKS like Roman Sionis

[archerorsotheysay]

CANCELLED! would have been the anthem of the glmv era

[archerorsotheysay]

Nobody told me university was gonna make my mental state revert to when I was in middle school holy shit

[archerorsotheysay]

Definitely a lesbian. Not entirely a girl kisser tho cause I've only ever kissed my non binary partner. Person kisser doesn't quite hit the same tho ngl

[angelicbite]

Toujours ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

[lgbtqiatext]

[outromoony]

Let. The. Girls. Be. Imperfect.

I'm always joking about Lily being perfect, but honestly, they don't always need to be the "queen, girlboss who stands for herself and knows she's better than everyone else," because that's not how people work. Let the girls be real, let the girls have flaws just like the boys. Let them say the wrong things sometimes, let them mess up. Let them be human. And let's normalize, not villainize, them just for it. When the boys show just a little development, everyone kisses their feet.

Let them be mean and angry and petty. Let them cry over things they shouldn’t care about or hold grudges for too long. Let them make bad decisions out of fear or selfishness. Let them be complicated and messy and everything that makes a character feel alive.

We celebrate male characters for being morally grey/antiheroes and for having arcs full of mistakes and redemption. Why can’t girls have the same? Why can’t they stumble and fall, and be loved anyway? Let them struggle with jealousy or insecurity. Let them hurt people and then try (imperfectly) to make it right.

And when they grow, when they learn, let it feel earned. Let their development be messy, nonlinear, and human. Let them be everything that makes a real person, not just a symbol of perfection or empowerment. Because real strength doesn’t come from being flawless—it comes from the courage to be imperfect and still keep going. That's a girlboss.

[ohalleyrose]

supervise · @into-the-jeggyverse · jegulus · background rosekiller · cw: 370

“I have good news and bad news,” James said as he carefully disinfected the wound on Sadie's forehead. “Which one do you want to hear first?”

There was silence for a few seconds, which was only interrupted by a long, deep sigh on the other end of the line.

“What have you done?”

Sadie hissed under his touch and James tried to soothe her with reassuring words and warm smiles. Evan and Barty had asked him to look after their daughter for an afternoon since they were attending an event whose atmosphere was not really recommended for children. James had not objected —he was free that day and he got on well with children, so supervising one shouldn't be necessarily difficult for him, should it?

Or so he thought until he took Sadie to the park and while buying sweets from a stall by the playground, Sadie jumped halfway down the slide onto the ground. Why? James had no idea. The girl's mind remained a mystery.

An hour before, they had been drawing in the living room. At one point Sadie had decided to put the paper away and draw on the table.

What I paint on the paper gets lost, while what I paint on the table stays there forever.

When James had gently suggested that the table would be damaged if she painted it, Sadie had responded:

What? You don't like my drawings? and Barty lets me draw wherever I want.

She had been quite convincing, but not enough to allow her to ruin Regulus' favourite piece of vintage furniture.

“I've managed to stop Sadie from painting your table.”

He heard Regulus snort.

“Congratulations. What else?”

“She might or might not have fallen off the slide and hit her forehead.”

Another sigh was audible followed by a low idiot and I can't be out of the house for a second.

“She wanted a lollipop, so–.”

“Barty is going to kill you.”

Sadie suddenly got up from the toilet seat and dropped the disinfectant bottle to the floor while running away.

“Tag, you're it!”

James stared at the liquid spilled on the tiles as he listened to the girl's loud laughter from down the stairs.

“Regulus, please, come back.”

[rimarkka]

Walburga: this Potter boy not only seduced Sirius, but also kidnapped him! Regulus: mother, what disgusting things are you saying Regulus: Sirius is not in a romantic relationship with Potter Regulus: I am