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@archivist-b’s epic sideblog

[archie-b]

welcome to my sideblog for reblogs and other fun silly posting.

main blog: @archivist-b

[swadloom]

Whenever I'm at the aquarium for all the other creatures I'm staring at them while they stare at me like Waow there's a gap of understanding between us but we share this world and moment and I'm an object of curiosity and fascination to you and I love serving that role to you!! Also aww cutes!! Then I come across the octopus window and I adjust my shirt collar and give a quick hand up wave like I'm being introduced to a coworker

[thesilliestguys]

Textposts (Again!)

[incorrect-kid-icarus-quotes]

Viridi: Look Pit, it says "gullible" on the ceiling.

Pit: Nice try, Viridi. I'm not falling for that one a fifth time.

Viridi: I'm not kidding, Pit.

Pit: And I'm not looking.

Palutena, walking into the room, looking up: Pit, why does it say "gullible" on the ceiling?

Pit, looking up: Really? Wher— oh, you jerks!

Viridi and Palutena: *high five*

[archie-b]

terrible kid icarus headcanon: they put pyrrhon in a dyson sphere to atone for his crimes.

[aknowwhatyouare]

When he found out about what happened to Grace, Rocky was reasonably horrified and livid. On their way to Erid, Grace hears the most beautiful tune he cannot seem to understand. It doesn’t sound Eridian, it just sounds like regular music. He sees Rocky on his laptop messing with Garage Band. Grace asks what’s up, very amused. Rocky tells him,

Rocky made Stratt diss track.

[archie-b]

terrible kid icarus headcanon: phosphora is a plant that grew a humanoid body. the vine is the only visible indication of this.

[likelightinglass]

its on Erid, long after Grace and Rocky figure out how to hug and snuggle. Eridians dont really do full hugs like humans because then you can hear everyone's internal organs that close so its a little weird, maybe tapping/hand holding is the usual affection. Everyone assumes the constant cuddling is purely for Grace's human needs benefit, and while Grace obviously does love and need the touch, Rocky being driven to space madness and having every form of ptsd means he is equal if not more in need of constant full body hugs because he likes feeling how alive Grace is.

So random Eridian scientists are talking to Grace and are like, absolutely no disrespect intended, but very interesting Rocky overcame the cultural weirdness and sensory disgust of "hugs" and does them despite no benefit to himself because he cares for your needs! Its sweet!

Grace: actually Rocky freaks out if he cant press himself against my lungs and heart through the thinnest xenonite possible until he can hear every muscle cell in my body moving at least once a day.

Scientist: ok cool so hes kind of a total pervert then okay

[thesilliestguys]

you gotta give Dark Pit another disability. you have to make them use their staff as a cane. you just gotta.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[deadinthename]

Sigh

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[isntmoney]

just saw a fancomic of grace realizing stratt took his appendix while his shipping label was printing and the comments were theorizing what else she took: his tonsils, wisdom teeth, gallbladder… like DAMN she robbed tf out of him

[goldenduckie]

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[mango-peach-strawberry]

You can have an interest in voice actors but watch out!! Your mind will be forever corrupted

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”