i want to be well

i want to be well.

[archieism]

this is me trying

[philcollinsenjoyer]

cole sprouse on the jarchie longcon

[archieism]

you guys should uhjh follow my main @naivety so i can just start riverdaleposting over there <3

[phantomsteed]

i have watched a total of maybe 3 riverdale episodes and i have only the vaguest knowledge of its plot but something i know for a fact is that the comedic genius of riverdale fans on tumblr is fucking unparalleled

like these three posts all put together have maybe 5,000 notes but they have irreversibly changed my brain chemistry forever

[phantomsteed]

and of course who could forget

[philcollinsenjoyer]

which could mean nothing.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

[jarchiecentral]

Favorite Jarchie Moments 40 of ?: archie going travis bickle is my favorite archie yet

Chapter Sixteen: The Watcher in the Woods

[riverdalefan6602]

[jarchiecentral]

Favorite Jarchie Moments 65 of ?: you need to meet more writers

Chapter Thirty: The Noose Tightens

[anarchoarchie]

anyways here's this terrible quality gif of jughead i just made. enjoy

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I’m hoping to enter a happy marriage with another man in the future. I’m straight, and I want a marriage, but the marriage system has been used to oppress women for so long. I simply cannot handle the thought of being a husband to a beautiful woman when so many men have hurt her. Therefore, I will marry a man. For feminism.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

narratively I am a fan of romances that don’t ever actually become romances

I don’t mean in an aromantic life partner way, I mean romantic tension that is never resolved or acted upon for whatever reason but by the end it’s clear that both characters experienced the love of their lives without ever acknowledging it as such. but they know. they know.

[thefinalpaperheart]

amazing dialogue…

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

[uglygirlstatus]

so true

[sumeria]

i hope i am not just a blog to you but a televangelist of the riverdale gospel

[weltenwellen]

Ada Limón, from “Salvage”, The Hurting Kind

[hbogirls]

by age 30 you should have one friend who used to work on wall street but was shunned after she killed her husband and then later had her father assassinated, one friend who was trapped in the sewers of new york for three days and felt deeply connected with the rat king only to find out that he actually had rabies, one friend who fought in the war in uzbekistan and runs a boxing gym and a mine and a fire station, one friend who is gay kevin, one friend with serial killer genes who works for the fbi and looks to her own sister as a christ figure capable of absolving her of sin, one friend who moved to town relatively recently but ultimately is the town’s one true guardian angel, two friends whose newborn baby is an adult, and one friend who dabbles in witchcraft and was once banished to the corners of a lesbian ghost’s mind. finally, by age 30 all of these friends should be in high school the day after james dean dies, and only one of them should know about their pasts.