[ferrethaver]

women should get even more childless

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[romcommunist]

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[fried-berries]

[dent-de-l1on]

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

[shieldfoss]

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

[a-book-of-creatures]

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

[echey]

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

[lesbiankiliel]

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

[shoujo-wizard]

Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

[samsketchbook]

toydog. creature with insect-like brain function, its biological drive is to play. cannot move very fast

[joeyclaire]

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[sab3rtooth]

Bengal tiger at the Jukani Wildlife Sanctuary in South Africa

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

[holopics]

black vultures

[sparklingbog]

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[k-wame]

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take😭

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[occudo]

I tried drawing random animals from memory in 2 minutes (based on a spilled ink video) but at the elephant I realised I'm really not good at it :'D So I ended up redrawing them with references just to see the difference, and ended up spending way too much time on it.

[occudo]

Part 2!

Went back and finished the video. There were more animals I never saw before (and one where I accidentally drawn a different one :"D ) but it's all done!

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[sm64mario]

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

[punctilobula]

whoever came up with shaving pussy should be put to death