Dove Arliss, Archive Assistant

They/them please TMA OC RP

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

Recording Start

"Hello, this is Archive Assistant Dove Arliss, testing testing... Seems good. Well, as good as these tape recorders get..."

Recording End

I was told i needed a blog? So here i am. I'm Dove Arliss, Archive Assistant under Head Archivist Sol Manalaysay, who you can now find under @worlds-shittiest-librarian.

They/them pronouns please and be aware that i am blind. So I can't see you, I'm not being rude.

I have an interest in statements relating to The People's Church of the Divine Host, so if you find anything relating to that, please pass it along.

Archive assistant Arliss signing off.

OOC + Boundaries

Hiiii Chip here!! So no real big boundaries except for no bigotry etc, this oc is completely adult and single ready to mingle and all, everyone is free to engage.

Just a warning, this oc may be blind but i am not, I'll try to keep it accurate but please correct me if you see something wrong.

The main tags are #dove answers (for answering asks), #dove discoveries (for reblogs), #things happening in the archives (for non answer lore and such), and #chip talks (for OOC answers)

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

*There was a knock on Sol's office door, then Dove's voice coming through the wood*

"Boss? Can i come in? I seem to have misplaced my shoulder while researching that statement you asked me to research."

@archiveassistantbuticantread

“WHAT— yeah come in, i— holy shit—“

[sol unlocks the door, letting dove in.]

“you don’t need to hurt yourself to do statements, holy shit are you okay—“

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They smiled at them, though it was more of a grimace. Understandable considering their shoulder was very clearly dislocated.*

"Ran into a bit of trouble, unfortunately. Some people are surprisingly strong."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no shit, damn…”

[sol helps them inside, and sits them on a chair.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah... But i got the mother's statement too! Right here. Oh, wait, hm."

*they tried to get the statement out of their bag, struggling with their shoulder*

"damnit.. can you uh..help pop it back in?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

*There was a knock on Sol's office door, then Dove's voice coming through the wood*

"Boss? Can i come in? I seem to have misplaced my shoulder while researching that statement you asked me to research."

@archiveassistantbuticantread

“WHAT— yeah come in, i— holy shit—“

[sol unlocks the door, letting dove in.]

“you don’t need to hurt yourself to do statements, holy shit are you okay—“

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They smiled at them, though it was more of a grimace. Understandable considering their shoulder was very clearly dislocated.*

"Ran into a bit of trouble, unfortunately. Some people are surprisingly strong."

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[they walk inside and take their seats. sol orders noodles, as they said earlier.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“mhm! sushi’s good too. i mean— for people who like it, i guess.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I find it the easiest to eat, more acceptable to use your hands with than most other dishes i know and they usually have it on the menu." *They wriggled their fingers at Sol, playful.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“true, yeah—“

[their food arrives. sol starts eating.]

“these are good! think i’ll come back here some other time.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah? Good, then you're actually eating something else other than instant noodles, boss." *They teased as they ate*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“they’re quick and they taste good!”

[sol laughs a bit and rolls their eyes.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"They also contain so much salt that it puts the dead sea to shame, you're going to singlehandedly lower the life expectancy of an Archivist by ten years." *They joked*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“then i’ll make history!”

[they continue to laugh and eat their noodles.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Ah i can hear the headlines already, 'The saltiest Archivist in history, dies at 30'. I'll write a beautiful memoir for you, don't worry. Well, if i don't die first." *They chuckled*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“that’s assuming i make it to 30, or if i don’t die of like— ‘ooh spooky mysterious circumstances, archivist goes missing with no evidence other than a message on the walls written in their own blood saying HELP ME’”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Don't joke about that, you won't write it in blood. You would write it with noodles, somehow. The noodles came to get revenge. Or wait, no. You would get kidnapped by someone you denied noodles."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“and i’ll die on that hill! totally worth it.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course you would think that. You would probably sell your soul for a pack of noodles."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“bit more than that!”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"So two packs of noodles instead?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

"oh, no, i meant the payment. i'd sell 2 of my soul for 1 pack."

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They snorted as they laughed* "Of course you would-"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yyyyep! maybe even three!”

[sol finishes their noodles.]

“that’s good. i’ll probably write this place down somewhere— thanks for showing me.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They laughed softly.* "It's no problem, thanks for coming along. I wouldn't have gone if it wasn't for you." *Then they absentmindedly took off their dark glasses, exposing their pale, sightless eyes, and began cleaning them just to have something to do with their hands*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol gets up.]

“i’m gonna go wash my hands— tell me if the bill came while i was gone.”

[they leave.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright, don't dine and dash." *They joked, putting their glasses back on*

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[they walk inside and take their seats. sol orders noodles, as they said earlier.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“mhm! sushi’s good too. i mean— for people who like it, i guess.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I find it the easiest to eat, more acceptable to use your hands with than most other dishes i know and they usually have it on the menu." *They wriggled their fingers at Sol, playful.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“true, yeah—“

[their food arrives. sol starts eating.]

“these are good! think i’ll come back here some other time.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah? Good, then you're actually eating something else other than instant noodles, boss." *They teased as they ate*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“they’re quick and they taste good!”

[sol laughs a bit and rolls their eyes.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"They also contain so much salt that it puts the dead sea to shame, you're going to singlehandedly lower the life expectancy of an Archivist by ten years." *They joked*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“then i’ll make history!”

[they continue to laugh and eat their noodles.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Ah i can hear the headlines already, 'The saltiest Archivist in history, dies at 30'. I'll write a beautiful memoir for you, don't worry. Well, if i don't die first." *They chuckled*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“that’s assuming i make it to 30, or if i don’t die of like— ‘ooh spooky mysterious circumstances, archivist goes missing with no evidence other than a message on the walls written in their own blood saying HELP ME’”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Don't joke about that, you won't write it in blood. You would write it with noodles, somehow. The noodles came to get revenge. Or wait, no. You would get kidnapped by someone you denied noodles."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“and i’ll die on that hill! totally worth it.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course you would think that. You would probably sell your soul for a pack of noodles."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“bit more than that!”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"So two packs of noodles instead?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

"oh, no, i meant the payment. i'd sell 2 of my soul for 1 pack."

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They snorted as they laughed* "Of course you would-"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yyyyep! maybe even three!”

[sol finishes their noodles.]

“that’s good. i’ll probably write this place down somewhere— thanks for showing me.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They laughed softly.* "It's no problem, thanks for coming along. I wouldn't have gone if it wasn't for you." *Then they absentmindedly took off their dark glasses, exposing their pale, sightless eyes, and began cleaning them just to have something to do with their hands*

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[they walk inside and take their seats. sol orders noodles, as they said earlier.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“mhm! sushi’s good too. i mean— for people who like it, i guess.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I find it the easiest to eat, more acceptable to use your hands with than most other dishes i know and they usually have it on the menu." *They wriggled their fingers at Sol, playful.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“true, yeah—“

[their food arrives. sol starts eating.]

“these are good! think i’ll come back here some other time.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah? Good, then you're actually eating something else other than instant noodles, boss." *They teased as they ate*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“they’re quick and they taste good!”

[sol laughs a bit and rolls their eyes.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"They also contain so much salt that it puts the dead sea to shame, you're going to singlehandedly lower the life expectancy of an Archivist by ten years." *They joked*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“then i’ll make history!”

[they continue to laugh and eat their noodles.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Ah i can hear the headlines already, 'The saltiest Archivist in history, dies at 30'. I'll write a beautiful memoir for you, don't worry. Well, if i don't die first." *They chuckled*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“that’s assuming i make it to 30, or if i don’t die of like— ‘ooh spooky mysterious circumstances, archivist goes missing with no evidence other than a message on the walls written in their own blood saying HELP ME’”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Don't joke about that, you won't write it in blood. You would write it with noodles, somehow. The noodles came to get revenge. Or wait, no. You would get kidnapped by someone you denied noodles."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“and i’ll die on that hill! totally worth it.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course you would think that. You would probably sell your soul for a pack of noodles."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“bit more than that!”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"So two packs of noodles instead?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

"oh, no, i meant the payment. i'd sell 2 of my soul for 1 pack."

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They snorted as they laughed* "Of course you would-"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[they walk inside and take their seats. sol orders noodles, as they said earlier.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“mhm! sushi’s good too. i mean— for people who like it, i guess.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I find it the easiest to eat, more acceptable to use your hands with than most other dishes i know and they usually have it on the menu." *They wriggled their fingers at Sol, playful.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“true, yeah—“

[their food arrives. sol starts eating.]

“these are good! think i’ll come back here some other time.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah? Good, then you're actually eating something else other than instant noodles, boss." *They teased as they ate*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“they’re quick and they taste good!”

[sol laughs a bit and rolls their eyes.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"They also contain so much salt that it puts the dead sea to shame, you're going to singlehandedly lower the life expectancy of an Archivist by ten years." *They joked*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“then i’ll make history!”

[they continue to laugh and eat their noodles.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Ah i can hear the headlines already, 'The saltiest Archivist in history, dies at 30'. I'll write a beautiful memoir for you, don't worry. Well, if i don't die first." *They chuckled*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“that’s assuming i make it to 30, or if i don’t die of like— ‘ooh spooky mysterious circumstances, archivist goes missing with no evidence other than a message on the walls written in their own blood saying HELP ME’”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Don't joke about that, you won't write it in blood. You would write it with noodles, somehow. The noodles came to get revenge. Or wait, no. You would get kidnapped by someone you denied noodles."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“and i’ll die on that hill! totally worth it.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course you would think that. You would probably sell your soul for a pack of noodles."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“bit more than that!”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"So two packs of noodles instead?"

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[they walk inside and take their seats. sol orders noodles, as they said earlier.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“mhm! sushi’s good too. i mean— for people who like it, i guess.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I find it the easiest to eat, more acceptable to use your hands with than most other dishes i know and they usually have it on the menu." *They wriggled their fingers at Sol, playful.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“true, yeah—“

[their food arrives. sol starts eating.]

“these are good! think i’ll come back here some other time.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah? Good, then you're actually eating something else other than instant noodles, boss." *They teased as they ate*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“they’re quick and they taste good!”

[sol laughs a bit and rolls their eyes.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"They also contain so much salt that it puts the dead sea to shame, you're going to singlehandedly lower the life expectancy of an Archivist by ten years." *They joked*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“then i’ll make history!”

[they continue to laugh and eat their noodles.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Ah i can hear the headlines already, 'The saltiest Archivist in history, dies at 30'. I'll write a beautiful memoir for you, don't worry. Well, if i don't die first." *They chuckled*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“that’s assuming i make it to 30, or if i don’t die of like— ‘ooh spooky mysterious circumstances, archivist goes missing with no evidence other than a message on the walls written in their own blood saying HELP ME’”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Don't joke about that, you won't write it in blood. You would write it with noodles, somehow. The noodles came to get revenge. Or wait, no. You would get kidnapped by someone you denied noodles."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“and i’ll die on that hill! totally worth it.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course you would think that. You would probably sell your soul for a pack of noodles."

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[they walk inside and take their seats. sol orders noodles, as they said earlier.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“mhm! sushi’s good too. i mean— for people who like it, i guess.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I find it the easiest to eat, more acceptable to use your hands with than most other dishes i know and they usually have it on the menu." *They wriggled their fingers at Sol, playful.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“true, yeah—“

[their food arrives. sol starts eating.]

“these are good! think i’ll come back here some other time.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah? Good, then you're actually eating something else other than instant noodles, boss." *They teased as they ate*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“they’re quick and they taste good!”

[sol laughs a bit and rolls their eyes.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"They also contain so much salt that it puts the dead sea to shame, you're going to singlehandedly lower the life expectancy of an Archivist by ten years." *They joked*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“then i’ll make history!”

[they continue to laugh and eat their noodles.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Ah i can hear the headlines already, 'The saltiest Archivist in history, dies at 30'. I'll write a beautiful memoir for you, don't worry. Well, if i don't die first." *They chuckled*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“that’s assuming i make it to 30, or if i don’t die of like— ‘ooh spooky mysterious circumstances, archivist goes missing with no evidence other than a message on the walls written in their own blood saying HELP ME’”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Don't joke about that, you won't write it in blood. You would write it with noodles, somehow. The noodles came to get revenge. Or wait, no. You would get kidnapped by someone you denied noodles."

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[they walk inside and take their seats. sol orders noodles, as they said earlier.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“mhm! sushi’s good too. i mean— for people who like it, i guess.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I find it the easiest to eat, more acceptable to use your hands with than most other dishes i know and they usually have it on the menu." *They wriggled their fingers at Sol, playful.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“true, yeah—“

[their food arrives. sol starts eating.]

“these are good! think i’ll come back here some other time.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah? Good, then you're actually eating something else other than instant noodles, boss." *They teased as they ate*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“they’re quick and they taste good!”

[sol laughs a bit and rolls their eyes.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"They also contain so much salt that it puts the dead sea to shame, you're going to singlehandedly lower the life expectancy of an Archivist by ten years." *They joked*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“then i’ll make history!”

[they continue to laugh and eat their noodles.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Ah i can hear the headlines already, 'The saltiest Archivist in history, dies at 30'. I'll write a beautiful memoir for you, don't worry. Well, if i don't die first." *They chuckled*

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[they walk inside and take their seats. sol orders noodles, as they said earlier.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“mhm! sushi’s good too. i mean— for people who like it, i guess.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I find it the easiest to eat, more acceptable to use your hands with than most other dishes i know and they usually have it on the menu." *They wriggled their fingers at Sol, playful.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“true, yeah—“

[their food arrives. sol starts eating.]

“these are good! think i’ll come back here some other time.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah? Good, then you're actually eating something else other than instant noodles, boss." *They teased as they ate*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“they’re quick and they taste good!”

[sol laughs a bit and rolls their eyes.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"They also contain so much salt that it puts the dead sea to shame, you're going to singlehandedly lower the life expectancy of an Archivist by ten years." *They joked*

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[they walk inside and take their seats. sol orders noodles, as they said earlier.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“mhm! sushi’s good too. i mean— for people who like it, i guess.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I find it the easiest to eat, more acceptable to use your hands with than most other dishes i know and they usually have it on the menu." *They wriggled their fingers at Sol, playful.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“true, yeah—“

[their food arrives. sol starts eating.]

“these are good! think i’ll come back here some other time.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Yeah? Good, then you're actually eating something else other than instant noodles, boss." *They teased as they ate*

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[they walk inside and take their seats. sol orders noodles, as they said earlier.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“mhm! sushi’s good too. i mean— for people who like it, i guess.”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I find it the easiest to eat, more acceptable to use your hands with than most other dishes i know and they usually have it on the menu." *They wriggled their fingers at Sol, playful.*

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[they walk inside and take their seats. sol orders noodles, as they said earlier.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"You really were craving noodles, weren't you?" *Dove hums as they order a sushi set.*

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“looks like it, yeah. do we go in?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"We go in." *They aimed a smile at them, letting them guide them inside.*

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

[sol looks around, and then they spot it.]

“uh… that one there says it’s an izakaya. and the sign’s… yeah, distinctive. is that it?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I think it is, is it just a walk in place? Sorry, I'm not really well versed in these sorts of things, my boyfriend used to do them for me." *They fiddled with their white cane a bit.*

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

@worlds-shittiest-librarian

"...are you high?? Did you get drugged?? Boss??"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

OH RIGHT UH

garf quote 👍

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"...are you showing me something? You know u can't see that, right? And by Garf do you mean Garfield?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

SHIT

sorry i forgot yeah it’s garfield

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, it's alright. I understand. You're getting used to me not being able to see. Thank you? Why are you sending me memes during work hours though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

brain dead i’ve been up for hours doing nothing but paperwork let me have this 😔

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"I am so lucky I don't have to do such paperwork... We can go get lunch? If you're bored."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 WAIT REALLY HELL YEAH THANK YOU

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Of course? I was about to take my lunch break anyways. My treat? Since i offered and all."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

thats so cool omg

i can pay for myself tho no worries

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"No, I'm paying for you, it's not an issue for me. I do take suggestions on where, though."

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

:0 thank you

uhhh anywhere with noodles? its kinda all i’ve been thinking about latelyyy

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Noted noted... Meet you in the bullpen?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

yep! seeya! :D

------

[sol waits for dove, fidgeting with their sleeves.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*The sound of their white cane being extended was the first thing that Sol heard before Dove walked into view, putting their usual dark glasses on* "Boss?" *They asked the quiet room, because yeah. They couldn't see Sol*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“over here! hey dove!”

[sol waves for a second, then stops when they remember.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*They turned to them and grinned* "did you wave?" *They chuckled, walking over*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“i— uh— shshshshhh. whatever. uh— so where are we going?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Alright alright...i pass a japanese style place i think when i get to work, we could go there?" *They tilted their head in their general direction.*

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“yep! sounds good. let’s go then?”

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

"Let's go, can i hold onto your arm?"

[worlds-shittiest-librarian]

“no problem.”

[sol lets dove hold onto their arm, and the two of them start walking.]

[archiveassistantbuticantread]

*After a bit of walking, Dove spoke up* "Ah... I think it's around this way..." *They hummed, trying to remember the location* "it has a really distinctive sign out front, if i remember right..."