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Everyone watch closely I am about to write an entire novel CD-Orchard style
Okay I finished it.
Still malding about not getting sponser deals
I've given my guesses but now I'm thinking its beyond just not getting sponsorships, she bought something from a youtuber or used Honey a ton or something
Maybe she got told "no" when she asked if she could put her videos on Nebula
You know, I'm like, 70% sure her bitching about anime comes from Yahtzee and, I've not watched Moviebob so I can't tell if he bitches about it too, but I know Yahtzee either doesn't like anime or likes ragging on it for comedy.
I haven't watched Bob either but I think she and Yatzee just share the same opinions about anime being mostly low brow
But he also admits he doesn't think anime is all bad, just the majority and he doesn't really seek them out to watch anime, and honestly i totally get that mentality
Personally i love to watch stuff and don't play that many video games or for very long, i watch so much sstuff, youtube and tv and just movies all the time and I've recently started reading on my days off again cause for a bit there stopped reading for fun
I find it a little weird that CD mentions that Kestri and Lev are partially inspired by Garrus and Tali from Mass Effect when, if you played the games at all and you intentionally chose to romance anyone that WASN'T them, they end up together in a romantic relationship by the end of the third game. It's a little more hidden than her regular 'incest allegations', but if you're familiar with the Mass Effect series... it's rather obvious.
I'm sorry I've never played mass effect it just looks really bland to me
Does anyone else remember the time she said “Courtney is saying I project her onto Imoen? HA! I project her onto Ashley graves, the BAD incest sister character instead of my GOOD incest sister ” as if that was any better?
So Ashely is the one who is like "why won't my brother fuck meeeeeee" right?
And the ending of that game is him fucking her right?
I wouldn't know
Thats just what i think happens
Ah, I get it. She wants to be the main character and she can't if she's in a collaborative game like d&d. She'd have to share the spotlight with the other players. Hence why she likes Balder's Gate 1&2(aside from being a creep towards imoen), she gets to be the sole focus.
Yes madam sir chief! You got it!
My biggest question is why can't she just make an oc that isn't a bawlspawn(and therefore not related to her obsession) to ship with Imoen? It's literally an option that plenty of people do when they like a character that's related to the mc. Just make an oc that isn't related!
Fantasy has long since had a thing for bloodlines and powerful lineages
Something no doubt related to the romanticizing of how real royal bloodlines were and codified as a trope with lets be honest Aragorn, a badass half elf tied to ancient lineages and the one true king.
Thats the I'll be it GENEROUS answer to your question.
I much prefer the idea that being tied to a dark god gives more physcological issues than any abusive family right out of the gate and that overcoming it is more intersting that it just being a sorta free powerup
Frame it as Bhaal pushing you to do evil or one of the dead three driving you to maddness like some tellings of Hercules
But really that reason is exactly why she was powerscaling Durge and the spawn from 1&2 cause she wanted a reason having a drawback is worse but it is objectivly more interesting seeing a character overcome adversity than it is a character being strong BECAUSE!
Took a look at Aryana's little picture in you pinned and noticed she 20. As in human years? Or elf years??? Cuz since she's an elf, she's still a baby! I have an elf that's only a teenager and he's 70.
Yes
The reason Lily doesn’t like modern DnD is because there’s no video game equivalent that has sister romance mods for her to enjoy and actual DND 5e requires…going outside, teamwork, and getting along with friends.
The reason is she's never liked d&d period
She hasn't played for 23 years
But yes, playing as a team is an insurmountable hurdle for her, i mean fuck look at her old posts on d&d abilities and how they're all well bad but also many are specifically the warlock is very anti-team
Very main charactery steal the spotlight annoying That Guy (or in this case That Girl) abilities
Tell me these don't describe a good amount of Lily's blog posts.
Manhood is inherently oppressive, and cannot exist outside the context of oppression.
Being a man is, therefore, ethically harmful and wrong particularly if you are giving up womanhood in order to be a man.
Being a woman is, therefore, ethically correct; particularly if you are giving up manhood in order to be a woman.
Why is she obsessed with making d&d soo difficult for the players when she plays games on easy WITH MODS TO MAKE IT EVEN EASIER?????
Because fundamentally she can't conceive of "the point" of dungeons and dragons i know that sounds vague... and it is but that fits CDs tales of playing so why not use it!
Something I've noticed is that, her idea of the game is only theory of any addition. I bet if you wanted her to recount a game story she would just paraphrase a bg1 or 2 section
"So me and Imoen... wait wait i meant NOT Imoen uh"
Even she did now cause an ask magically appeared calling for game stories that she answered now. I wouldn't believe her cause its been too long someone whose played d&d or pathfinder and has had fun and LOVED the games they were in are all too willing to discuss specifics fondly
Even if her answer is it twas too long ago
Sorry im just not buying it d&ds just too long and investment calling of a game so either you absolutely hated the experience entirely or you just weren't invested to begin with in which case why say thats how games should be??
I am joining the war on drugs on the side of drugs holy fuck this is moronic
First off, if you need to mod to fix it you've already lost so many possible arguments
Overkill or as any d&d player would put it negative hit points have been a thing since ad&d and only dtopped in 5e with death saves. Death occured at a specific negative number so big hits could instantly kill good god
Alright next BG1&2 were made by players really good at d&d, maybe true, i can't run a fact check I'm as valid a primsry source as CD is being. Which is to say not a primary source.
Boy, a lotta fist shaking at clouds today huh old lady. First off. D&D has always been both deeply unserious and deeply moving. Its crazy but a franchise with different writers and designers had different approaches and quite frankly it shows an immaturity that if a person cannot comprehend a stories ability to be both
Fun House Dungeons Have Always Existed!
But like always CD has the response of a child and can't let people both have fun and take something seriously 100% comedy all the time or 100% grim poefaced seriousness
Ignore the original dragon magazines where Elminster while world hopping brought back Mt Dew, Volo making a spell to steal tarts, or the fucking CHOCOLATE GOLEM! All very serious
I could go on but if you want maybe look up (Spoilers BTW) Castle Amber where there is just a Boxing Ring in the middle of this castle where you have to fist fight a noble or a Massive Illusion Boulder meant to fuck with the party in White Plume Mountain or hell even in Tomb of (fucking) Annilation there are multiple small but at the end of the day cruel jokes the dm is meant to play on the players including a FAKE ENDING where the book TELL YOU to LIE to the PLAYERS and tell them they won. Dungeons weren't hard in a vaccum thats just mind numbing, adventures were a big part of that even short modules often gave token nods at a bigger story and many connected to bigger stories through a series of modules they were often mini open ended novellas with backstory and stakes and reasons beyond "its the video game what we are killing these goblins for"
All that aside, imma level with you dear reader, i would rather flagilate myself with my own tanned tongue instead of play an adventuer that is explicitly designed to kill the characters, coming from someone whose played a PC in ToA & run ToA as a DM they aren't that fun they are boring and annoying.
Challenge is fun! Challenge like getting surprised by a black dragon in the swamp outside a city full of undead is fun as hell even when you lose your character cause you're invested in your characters story and the story your dm is telling
"This dungeon will kill you cause I really don't want you to beat me" is an dming philosophy that sucks so much ass it could serves as colonic irrigation
The GM/DM has infinite power in a gameworld, they control time and reality, they are only limited by what the person wants to do, if they make every encounter 6 chromatic dragons of each element type 9 beholders and a youtuber with a crippling addiction to caffine they CAN but that will swiflty leave them without a game to play as everyone gets really bored and just stops showing up.
Maybe... think about... idk making a dungeon fun? Or encounters... ya know interesting and different? If you reading this are a writer... literally just write the set up to an issue and just leave it open ended. Maybe make some NPCs if your feeling fancy, spray in encounters in this forest/desert/temple/sewer that fit either the modus operandie of the problem causer bush bash bosh short game ready
"This game is intentionally hard you have to meet it at its level" applies to both BG1&2 as well as the Dark Souls series
Bet ya can't guess which one she played as a kid and how that effects it being a positive or a negative /sarc
Do you think Lily realizes she just re-made the Navi? Forest dwelling, use as little as possible, very communal, and are/value warriors--that just the Navi. She also has them call each other kitten, while the Navi are cat-like. The only difference is that they magicly create the best bronze in a process no one knows (which doesn't make any sense because mining and smelting is quite destructive).
Oh, and of course, she throws in the fact they sleep in piles and are highly, physically affectionate. Just in case she wants to write some 'close' siblings in that universe later.
Her elves are just made up between Tolkien elves and the Navi and somehow less interesting/fleshed out than either, despite her claims, she cares so much about 'culture'.
If your going to copy homework might as well copy a muli-million dollar James Cameron movie series
Badly
Incompetently
But not a bad choice of THHHING to copy
After seeing how mad Lily is at the creators of W.O.W for making Sylvanas a villain, just imagine what her elf simping butt will say about Games Workshop making space elves the reason a chaos god was born?
Luckily we'll never know!
Tbf there are the Craftworlds who left the hedonism & crualty before slaanesh was born but still leaving wasn't trying to fix any of the problems that were happening on a galactic scale
Why are her fantasy races make no sense? Warriors? For the people living in trees? Druids or the like make way more sense? And human being mages but are dumb and violent to everyone? I couldn't see them as anything but berserkers
To be different
Literally no other reason
Just to be different
No change to elves themeatically or even really esthetically, long lived forest protectors peerless archers; oh but uh yeah they uh value warriors the most! Yeahhhhh
Lily posted an outline of all her fantasy races in her, I guess RPG game world since she gave them Stat boosts, and like, why are there even any humans left?
She made them all incredibly violent and says every other race is hostile toward them, that they are hostile to every other race. They attack and kidnap everyone's kids. They also have some of the lowest technology compared to other races. Apparently, they even destroyed the goblin homeland (somehow?), so their nomadic now.
So how the heck are there any humans alive. At some point elves or orcs or dwarves or goblins or the giant fucking spider people she made are going to just go kill them all because they're so horrible. She based these cultures on Neolithic to bronze age societies so nothing is really holding them back morality wise from just killing them all given there's ample evidence tribes did this to one another, especially between two different human species in the Neolithic.
While yes, there was peace too, that was because both tribes/peoples were peaceful. If the humans are only ever attacking others, would these other races even know they weren't animals? People dehumanize others even when they're peaceful. How would any race in this world not see humans as nothing but beasts/pests when all they do is attack them, destroy their homes, and steal children?
No "Ugly Duckling" as she calls it is also know by another name "racism" which can be a thing in the setting, its just hilariously danced around
Well I guess she realized if a group was literally always doing war and that was all their culture really cared about they either got good or stopped existing, the huns
So ig goblins and the spider-centuar native people like those from harry potter are that? Sure oh-oh-kay!
I ask again why tf is this fantasy again
Like the Araknai
sometimes make web for elves. Thats uh thats it thats the only one yep. Cool hey you notice how that one has no culture nor do goblins besides: human bad, love me elves wanna live among elves & human bad, protected by the elves, scared babus
To answer you a little anon, she has unironically made humans either breed like rats or be really fucking hard to kill OR OR OR they do the cultural misunderstanding of what flower wars were any way you slice it is fucking weird as shit
To address, some dude or dudette or dude-nonbinary
Yes i understand a fantasy world is more than sorcerers blasting magic back and forth
Have you considered how funny it is though that all the races have no unique relationships with magic (if there is divinity in it or not donny matter much like the humans with dragons) magic really isn't anything even, it begins and ends with "it exists" cool!
Does it perhaps effect the humans mentality towards progress? More human wizards could mean less human scientists afterall hence their continued existance at constant war with stone age tools? Is that what i am meant to take a way by "favorite class mage" cause thats a decent level of interpretation from a wiki article
Especially since she gives.. stat bonuses? Again just gotta give one last kick with humans favoring mages but not being ya know good at it
The elves live in mundane as fuck forestistan apparently enough away that overlap rarely happens and are extremely collective and call eachother discord kittens
Also for politics surely it breaks down more complex than Like/Dislikes/No Opinion speaking of how mysterious that nobody singles out and dislikes the main characters of the world Da Elves and no the dwarves don't count "I hate everyone isolationist" isn't political tension its a doorstop, until acted upon by an outside force a fixed point which the elves have no reason to and we know how humans in the setting handle things
This is the and then of worldbuilding hardly a single but or because in fucking sight
Lily posted an outline of all her fantasy races in her, I guess RPG game world since she gave them Stat boosts, and like, why are there even any humans left?
She made them all incredibly violent and says every other race is hostile toward them, that they are hostile to every other race. They attack and kidnap everyone's kids. They also have some of the lowest technology compared to other races. Apparently, they even destroyed the goblin homeland (somehow?), so their nomadic now.
So how the heck are there any humans alive. At some point elves or orcs or dwarves or goblins or the giant fucking spider people she made are going to just go kill them all because they're so horrible. She based these cultures on Neolithic to bronze age societies so nothing is really holding them back morality wise from just killing them all given there's ample evidence tribes did this to one another, especially between two different human species in the Neolithic.
While yes, there was peace too, that was because both tribes/peoples were peaceful. If the humans are only ever attacking others, would these other races even know they weren't animals? People dehumanize others even when they're peaceful. How would any race in this world not see humans as nothing but beasts/pests when all they do is attack them, destroy their homes, and steal children?
No "Ugly Duckling" as she calls it is also know by another name "racism" which can be a thing in the setting, its just hilariously danced around
Well I guess she realized if a group was literally always doing war and that was all their culture really cared about they either got good or stopped existing, the huns
So ig goblins and the spider-centuar native people like those from harry potter are that? Sure oh-oh-kay!
I ask again why tf is this fantasy again
Like the Araknai
sometimes make web for elves. Thats uh thats it thats the only one yep. Cool hey you notice how that one has no culture nor do goblins besides: human bad, love me elves wanna live among elves & human bad, protected by the elves, scared babus
To answer you a little anon, she has unironically made humans either breed like rats or be really fucking hard to kill OR OR OR they do the cultural misunderstanding of what flower wars were any way you slice it is fucking weird as shit