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i’m just gonna go ahead and make myself the least liked person on the dash tonight by saying that i don’t like cats at all

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@pissroll why are you like this you could’ve come with me

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i can’t believe i got sucked into a black hole and disappeared

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literally tried to pick up a box and it slipped out of my hand and one of my nails actually came flying off i was so perplexed

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everyone who’s got acrylic nails and breaks one without flinching the tiniest bit is the strongest person on this planet

[thelinebyk]

Vogue UK, July 1989.

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@seraphicpapi have you ever thought about starting a yt drama channel

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@pettywhoran yeah exactly and when they find out they just kinda brush it off like nothing bad happened sounds kinda unhealthy if you ask me

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@stainedoffwhite don’t you dare slander craigslist like that

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@seraphicpapi why would you hope for that to be true :///

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i’m sorry but isn’t the if you like pina coladas song about a married couple trying to cheat on each other

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@tokyograndmothers sorry i can’t receive messages from elmo

[myvirgomoon-deactivated20200814]

god gave me the power of losing interest in 0.1 seconds

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@ matty you look like you jumped straight out of the sesame street full on offense

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@helllzbellz you know i think that’d be taking it a bit far wouldn’t it be

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do you think harry would mind if i steal his discount card for gucci and just shop a little

[batgrll]