a llama? I'm supposed to be dead

carly/23/queer/poly

[itskyalenotkyletoo]

[somecutething]

He loves getting his haircut!

(via PlebsPlease)

[chan-gemma]

Say that I’m crazy or call me a fool, but last night it seemed that I dreamed about you. I opened my mouth: What came out was a song, and you knew every word and we all sang along. COCO (2017)

[aprilslady-deactivated20181029]

That’s it. The best version of the meme. We’ve done it lads

[stereocyon]

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

[scornfluke-archive]

what’s graped soda

[stereocyon]

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[memewhore]

…and is about to not be.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

I love the pagan eating bread holiday, along with its friends, the pagan eating apples holiday, the pagan eating barbecue holiday, and the pagan eating with your dead relatives holiday.

[thewickedwilds]

its all an excuse… 2 eat food

[just-shower-thoughts]

A tribute album to Weird Al that features the actual bands covering their own parody covers.

[stevendepressionuniverse]

This was such a great message.

[rynnthefangirl]

BoJack Horseman: okay, so we need to have clever and witty animal puns for every real world store our characters go to.

BoJack Horseman:

[tredlocity]

Tom Hardy (Who Is A Cat)

[misskamala]

T h e   s t a r s !                 Can you see how they roar their light?

[meanplastic]

What the fuck is this ad omfgggg

[glassgospels]

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

once a month the moon angers the bees

[camwyn]

NOT THE BEES

[the-witches-craft]

Me, crushing dried rose petals and snorting them: so, you wanna know about witchcraft huh?

[i-am-grell]

Cell Block Tango: *Plays*

My thoughts for the next 7 minutes:

[ellowen-deactivated20190710]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.