i have succumbed. sorry everyone BARNEY x INTERN BLAST GO!!!!!!!!!
Im AWARE the heights prolly dont make sense but i dont CARE im just making stuff up here. Im just playing with my dolls ok
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i have succumbed. sorry everyone BARNEY x INTERN BLAST GO!!!!!!!!!
Im AWARE the heights prolly dont make sense but i dont CARE im just making stuff up here. Im just playing with my dolls ok
the fact that on my way out of seeing the hadestown proshot with my sibling i was walking to the theater exit and without even thinking about it i turned around to see where they were... yeah. yeah.
like. you can be frustrated at orpheus. you can be heartbroken for orpheus and eurydice. you should be. but when you're walking together and your loved one isn't right next to you that instinct to turn around and check on them is as natural as breathing
Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.
Please could you gnomes just hold the fuck still- wait
Where’s the sixth one
runs away as fast as fuckign possible coughing and and hacking and wheezing and crying
Really funny that all the other creators in denshattack have chibi versions of themselves or symbols relating to their channels and Rin's is just RIN PENROSE
After finishing Chapter 4 I'm starting to think the entire game is just: Emi: "I'm gonna do this impossible thing cuz it sounds fun!" The gang of professional Denshatttackers she beat along the way: "Emi what the fuck."
Okay so. Denshattack. They go into space on those trains.
You know who else is in space?
Drawn with mouse only because I'm barred from using my tablet until I get my chores done. It hasn't helped.
*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king
this is the perfect reblog post cancelled
soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again
Happy (second) Spawnday, Sword Trying Not To Cry!!
🎉🎉🎉 Hooray, the celebration is happening!!
Lets clean sword with mama
it took way longer tha it shouldve but now Sword is nice and clean so its worth it
Hi sword
Stares at you with big innocent eyes
Headcanons
Deities headcanons do you have
BOY DO I........
Illumina -
Illumina can appear in dreams
The loss of Illumina's wing and Icedagger's disappearance from the timeline coincided (TRUST ME GUYSSSSSS)
Illumina has OCD (Listen. LISTEN. Many people develop OCD due to religious experiences, right. Like, scrupulosity is a thing. BUT IMAGINE. ILLUMINA IS LITERALLY THE GOD HIMSELF, so of COURSE he would feel this extra need to be pure and goodhearted, OF COURSEEEE) Darkheart teases him about this and he doesn't like it
Illumina finds any physical contact very uncomfortable, he will NOT except hugs or anything even from family. The only time he'll touch another person is if he's laying hands on them during prayer
Very Katana-esque in that he finds all entertainment to be a waste of time, except reading. He likes reading <3
Very pastel, likes cute things <3
Likes grape juice but limits himself to only drinking holy drinks (water)
Enjoys being worshipped by mortals way more than he lets on. If he were to lose the approval of mortals he would FREAK OUT. Resents Firebrand for making so many mortals turn on him.
Darkheart -
EXACT opposite of Illumina with the OCD thing. Darkheart doesn't feel any pressure to be perfect because, well, everything he does is perfect! It doesn't matter if he shows up in mismatched socks and falls flat on his face, he's a DEITY, people will worship him no matter what, so why try? Besides, he doesn't care that much about being worshipped anyways
He likes disguising himself and causing chaos among mortals, specifically at events. Oh, cool concert soon! Oh, why's that drummer so tall? Well, whatever! Oh... Oh no..... The drummer is an eldtritch chaos entity.... Oh no oh no- OH it's just Darkheart, nvm....
HEEL WEARER OF ALL TIME
WAY too friendly with mortals, WILL show up at your house uninvited
Talks to himself. Since his gear is another entity he talks to it. Looks VERY creepy from the outside because you'll see him go in a corner and just start whispering and it'll be like multiple voices all talking to each other
Touch starved, will be weird about it
Probably has a secret soundcloud page or something. He's a rapper.......
Firebrand -
Big greedy dragon, his palace has so many fucking JEWELS
Can go into fire just like how Darkheart can go into shadows
He really really really likes chocolate chip cookies
SOOOO touchy, he loves hugs, he WILL hug you, and with his loved ones he's even more affectionate. Hence why his flame-proof gloves are VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!
Enjoys sparring a lot, but it's all in good fun
Very very bad at monopoly
I know he killed like hundreds of people but he's so cute okay I'M SORRY MAN, blame Soda for making the hundeds-of-people-killer so cute
Flustered easily, tell him his outfit is nice and WATCH HIM BLUSH!!!!
He likes. Horn jewelry. A lot <3333
He wants to find a way to put out the fire in Lost Temple but he doesn't know how
Horrible at baking. He has tried.
Feels cold all the time, put him in a sauna
OBJECTUM!!!!!!!!
Venomshank -
GOTH VENOMSHANK GOTH VENOMSHANK IT WILL BE CANON IT WILLLLLLLL
His venom has no known cure, which is why he studies medicine. He feels lots of shame about it
Hates anything that takes his agency away (alcohol, substances, etc etc.) Anything that alters his mind makes him feel similar to when he's in feral mode and he doesn't like that
So much guilt so so much guilt unbelievable amounts of guilt
He'll gives hugs to the ones he's close with....
Takes much pleasure in eating seeds like a bird. Sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, flax seeds, chia seeds, JUST GIVE HIM SEEDS <3
He's a very good cook. Mainly learned for Sword's sake
Ice Dagger -
CHRONIC FATIGUE BEAMMMMMMMMMM
He is constantly warm. Needs so much AC
He just goes along with what the others say
Likes plushies <3
Yearns for love and affection (don't tell anyone)
Probably touch starved. His skin is really cold
Dresses so casual you can't tell he's a deity
Like seriously, even if he wasn't missing and forgotten by the population, if he just went out on the town in his normal clothes nobody would know who he is. Especially because he's the size of an average inphernal.
Deity of seasons (Yes all of them)
Pray to him, maybe he will bring you cookies and then awkwardly go "idk how to fix your marriage though sorry man" (People pray to the deities for THE randomest shit)
Probably would listen to Pinkpantheress I think
Ghostwalker -
Fatherly to all of the watchers, visits them for the holidays even though he thinks it's a waste of time
Never longed for anything in his life. He is not joyous nor whimsical. Everything he does is in pursuit of more knowledge
No fashion sense (doesn't care) but he will roast you if you're dressed improperly (diva)
Knows about Illumina's issues and tries to comfort him, VERY bad at it
Although he physically cannot feel care for his siblings or his watchers, he tries to keep in touch and be kind because he thinks it's important to keep his relationships in order
He favors the siblings he thinks are the smartest (Illumina) and does NOT favor the ones he finds stupid (Darkheart, Windforce)
Windforce -
Cool guy persona but she loses her shit so easily. VERY easy to piss off OR make sad. If you tease her about it she WILL smite your ass
Biggest and perhaps physically strongest of the SFOTH, likes to destroy things in her free time
VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES <33333
She could not care less about mortals, which sucks considering she's literally leading them. "Windforce please give us better healthcare and tax benefits!!!!" "I don't fucking care loser"
Treasures her son but also didn't do the greatest job raising him, but she tried her best
Ban Hammer needs a lot of care (can't manage money or cook) and he gets lonely easily so a lot of her time goes to him (hence why they are so close)
AROACE QUEENNNNNNNNNN
Genuinely will cause destruction for fun. Playground's infastructure is very poor because they KNOW she's gonna destroy that shit, so they gotta keep construction costs cheap by using pretty awful materials
Someone please get her out of office oh god
She does NOT care for horn upkeep so they're kinda disastrous
Cannot stand still, she WILL be twirling and jumping up and down
You hear stories about her being terrifying and scary and then you meet her and she's just. 🕺🕺
Okay I ran out
Thanks for the morning yap sesh oppurtunity !!!!!!!!
finals r coming up and im so fucking stressed so Here. Fluff. Courtesy of me. Shelix1437.
A newspawn falling asleep on/near their parent (adoptive or bio but especially adoptive) is a HUUUUUUGE sign of trust because inphernal instincts cause inphernals to avoid situations where they would fall asleep around others. Inphernals grow out of it and don’t rely purely on instinct. While newspawns, they don’t have any life experience so they lean heavily on instinct, to comical extremes sometimes.
-The first time Banhammer fell asleep next to Windforce, Windforce absolutely melted and was silently freaking out as she carried him to bed and tucked him in.
-The first time Sword fell asleep next to Venomshank he curled up in Venom’s lap after training and napped for like 2 hours. Venom reacted like how you react to a cat laying on you, he could have been mistaken for a statue for the first 30 minutes. Until he realized that the way Sword was laying was definitely going to mess up his neck and got him up and leaning against his (venom’s) body. (somehow w/o waking sword)
-And last but not least, first time Rocket fell asleep next to Zuka, Rocket was about 15-16 years old when this happened. He was starting to ease up around Zuka and was opening up a bit more. They were watching tv together, Rocket’s favorite show, then he started nodding off until falling asleep in Zuka’s shoulder. Zuka ended up waking Rocket after the episode had finished and walked his son’s half-asleep ass to bed.
I love fluffy headcanons 💝 -🌟Eldritch Jester🌟
awwww. lil baby guys. windforce and venomshank are so real lmao. these are lovely mate
dickheads vs their aura farming dads
Dear lost child of mine, should the way back home elude you…
… why don't we follow the thread back to the very first knot that hurt the most?
Venomshank and Sword as birbs or something