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[3dcontrolpad]

hd remaster

[vedajuno]

why does this post self destruct

[seriousjones]

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

[femonologue]

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

[seriousjones]

the app is called, … going outside. thank you

[mrhealyourgirl]

squeak only when squoken to

[sapphocottagecore]

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

twitter is dying slowly of a fatal disease….SAD! well i think we should put tik tok in a saw trap

[powerburial]

If he were really a "family guy" he wouldn't talk to his wife and children that way

[secondclassvines]

“what my sims do when im offline”

[officalsuper-k]

I watched this video like 5 times before reading the caption cause I thought I was having a stroke.

[real-horse-facts]

they call it a horse because thats what animal it is

[spitblaze]

RIP 1800s guys who invented 'ok' by misspelling 'all correct'. U wouldve loved 'pakij' and 'wimdy' and 'ingredience'

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

I have news but I need everyone to know it's not fake and I'm not making it up

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

Kanye, in addition to being dropped from brands like adidas, is officially banned from Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

[insomniac-arrest]

having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

the thing about me is that i will NEVER complain about a series having too many weird hairstyles. the weirder the better. if two plot-relevant characters have the same color hair and vaguely normal haircuts it will take me three months to tell them apart

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

protagonist design rule #1: GET SILLAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toastoat]

me after fixing my mechanical pencil:

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

would it krill you to have a little shrimpathy?

[thesevenumbrellas]

🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳………. 🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳……. 🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳… 🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳 🦕

Yum

[soldierofsirens]

🌳🦕 🦖

[soldierofsirens]

🌳🦕 🦖

[soldierofsirens]

🌳🦕 🦖

[thesevenumbrellas]

[platycryptus]

a great horned owl will look at a screech owl and be like “i have to eat that guy”

[platycryptus]

“wow he’s just like me but small. Delicious”

owls are just like that

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]