Trust The Fungus

[nflstreet]

[mutio-von-mutio]

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Sand pipers running very quickly together as it is their typical behavior. They stick together because they are small but together they are a swarm and swarms can be speedy; it is their greatest trait apart from their uncanny ability to find treats in the sands

[vedajuno]

they’re announcing a new slinky at the summer games fest this year

[vedajuno]

I know subconsciously that Google has just been getting steadily worse and worse as the company continues to go all in on the AI bubble but I really haven’t been struck by how utterly useless it’s become until now, like

• One of the search options is “refine by color”?

• Big AI overview clogging up a full 1/2 of the screen space and asking me if I want to “take a walk down memory lane” do NOT talk to me like that

• The first actual results are advertiser paid and AI pulled and STILL crammed into a tiny area on the side

• “Videos” and “Short Videos” occupy two separate tabs on the top bar

• No seriously refine by color? You want me to search by blue? What the fuck are you talking about??

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[medievaljournalist]

i don't mean to alarm ye but i just got word there's about 100 evil as fuck skeletal wizards approaching your location

my ultimate warrior will defend me no matter what

[medievaljournalist]

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also

[finns-gifs]

[pointnclick]

mel blanc fuckign yelling

[blueboy1299]

[negamewtwo]

Apparently the original “sound booth” was in, like. A shed. And that’s why there’s the echoes

[vedajuno]

Still unbelievably funny that the best selling song in all of human history so far has been a halloween novelty song. We are an inherently spooks and skeletons coded culture.

[vedajuno]

There is a very real possibility that it’s gonna hold onto that record forever, too. Michael Jackson’s Thriller got in at the perfect time to smash that sales record, and still hadn’t been knocked off by the time things like Napster and Spotify would roll around and make the idea of buying individual music alien as the acts of pirating or streaming it have become ever more accessible for the past three decades and counting.

Vincent Price busting it down about ghouls might actually be recognized as one of the pinnacles of human art and culture for the rest of time.

[vedajuno]

Still unbelievably funny that the best selling song in all of human history so far has been a halloween novelty song. We are an inherently spooks and skeletons coded culture.

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[shadythetortie]

A HAMMERHEAD????

[gallusrostromegalus]

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.

They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

[byjove]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

[giragirameganedan]

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

[vedajuno]

rate my reptile…. iguanamouth…. mop for president…. this used to be a website for the lizards, man. now everyone just posts about cartoons

[vedajuno]

dirk and roxy solve the diabolical case of who smonked all the weed (it was them)

[pseudomantis]

Whenever ball pythons hatch they're just like 😐 um Ok I'm alive now 👍