I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me
you are making this so difficult
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me
you are making this so difficult
can we get this guy 1 million notes
One Killion Notes
really funny to hear Nolan talking about how he couldn’t get the whole “nobody” exchange to work in english(?) without it feeling corny(???) but then the guy who trains Telemachus is still named goddamn Mentor
The independent movement certainly is cushioning a BIT of the blow that the current total collapse the game industry is going through, but it can only do so much. The system of indie games just isn’t strong enough to support the HUNDREDS of people being bled from the industry every MONTH who are now having to learn that “fourth scriptwriter” or “hair lighting engineer” are not real jobs that actually exist anywhere outside the bloat of the AAA sphere.
I just feel so bad for Compulsion man. People forget that for every Toys For Bob (good graces company that’s still allowed to play toys with a bunch of beloved and high-selling IPs) and Double Fine (decades long industry legends that can pump out a game every two years or so) that could potentially spin off, there’s going to be about a dozen mid-sized studios like Compulsion dropped every year that just won’t have NEAR the name recognition or raw manpower to keep their heads above water in the vacuum of independent development like that. Obviously I wish them all the best but I doubt many of these groups will even survive to the release of their next game, let alone having to PRAY that it sells enough copies to match the stuff they were putting out when they were being advertised under the banner of one of the largest corporations on earth.
if elected i promise to move us to a fully coin based economy
what color
all coins will be gold with a value of one coin, except for a red coin, which is worth five coins. in some cases a blue coin may be issued, with a sliding scale value between two and five red coins (ten to twenty-five coins) determined by the circumstances of the transaction; one blue coin may be worth:
two red coins (ten coins) if the recipient already possesses three or more blue coins,
three red (fifteen) if the recipient possesses two blue coins,
four red (twenty) if the recipient possesses one blue coin,
and five red (twenty-five) if the recipient possesses no blue coins.
under this new system merchants will be encouraged to hide blue coins before conducting business in order to create value & help the econamy
Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?
dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.
Ill be a star
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No please this time the joke is gonna hit I promise. Just one, maybe two more giggles. I’m literally due for a laugh, man. I could stop the bit anytime I want if I felt like it.
thinking about depiglio again. chris fleming has many bangers but that one has really stuck with me. once i messaged him on instagram after he posted the CEO of patagonia video and i asked if he made those fuckass puppets himself and he said yes with absolutely no additional information
i realize this video is now 7 years old so in case you haven't seen it
cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40
i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them
The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature
Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.
I’m so fucked
horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership
Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now
agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from
The creature of relevance.
i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today
Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today
mr. adams, fuck you mr. adams
you're an obnoxious little dyke, that cannot be denied
once again, you stand between me and my pawg e-bride
(pawg e-briiiiide)
oh, mr. adams, you should try committing suicide!
suicide! suicide! log off and kill yourseeeeeelf!