hello eat cock

former mutual with the moreos guys before the moreos post

[feel-like-expl0sions]

chasing cars by snow patrol really hits harder everytime i listen to it like,, what if i DID just lay here???? would u lie with me and just forget the world??????? please???????????

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[anarchistmemedistro]

62 8

[technofeudalism]

[g00burr]

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

[anarchistmemedistro]

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

[hackfurs]

General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

[hackfurs]

thats not true i dont think people would do that

[masochism101]

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

[batmanshole]

July 2026 patch notes:

Fresh Fruit now has a chance to inflict the Diarrhea debuff.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[nem23]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[clubsdeuce]

money well spent

[clubsdeuce]

GREAT NEWS: after several years of thinking I lost it in a move, my 12 year old bull penis cane has been found in one piece

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

[soapkid]

they should make a vegetabl that can grope your ass and cum inside of you and get you pregant except oh wait roasted broccoli already EXISTS 🖕

[pokemon]

Official Art by James Turner for the Playful Partners collection on Pokémon Center

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[komakesthings]

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]